Dogberry

Let's petition SE to make an emote that allows people to use roegadyns as mounts.

You say that like you had doubts! Oh, I believe I know better. She's ridden a certain roegadyn's shoulders into the water on a few occasions. Of course she cleans up well.

That last one's especially cute. Ol' Cannonball cleans up nice.

I sure hope she didn't. I want in on the next Franzkakke.

Dogberry the Carpathian, also known as Dogberry the Butch.

The real boss in FFXIV is the human condition.

Holy shit. Call the police and get that fucker locked up! :dazed: The police have most definitely been notified.

... Nightblades raiders have quite a bit of things they can say about me while I was blessed to be with them as my mumble used to be set to voice activity and my headphones are more sensitive than I thought. "... but mom!" is one. >.>; I can definitely relate. The conversation with my wife may or may not have included a few embarassing pet names.

Excellent! I'll post here once I've made the LS. If you'd like to be a mod, let me know.

I don't have any really memorable MT's, but there was once a time when my wife called me, and she was upset about something, so I did what I could to soothe her and make her feel better. My microphone was on and everyone in skype heard it.

mfw ninja

D'aww shucks.

OK, it seems like there's enough interest. I'll make the LS and start distributing tomorrow. I can't really tonight, as tonight is a coil static night. So, I have a few ideas for LS names. "The Thin Yellow Line", "Limsa's Finest", and "Admiral's Chosen." I'm not married to any one idea, and if you've got a name that jumps out at you, feel free to suggest it.

[video=youtube] Pete Seeger is an OG.

So, I haven't got a tell in a while, but last week my house was broken into. Two people were arrested, but one got away. Everything stolen was recovered. At the time I thought that was it, but later that night I noticed that there was a message written on the dry erase board on my refridgerator: "Thought I'd drop by." signed with a star. The next night, my wife had to work late. I got a phone call. Woman's voice. Singing "I gotta know tonight, if you're alone tonight." I hung up.

This looks like fantastic fun. I'm very intrigued by the game. Time to start farming up some gil.

Man, I'm not sure I'd want to play Pathfinder with a cat. DMs are capricious and haughty as it is, and my Grippli Two Handed Double Barrel Pistolero is already on shaky ground when it comes to the definition of what can and cannot be done as a free action.

Watching cats play always makes Dogberry smile.

Yeah, how dare women have breasts, raunchy. How dare anyone mention breasts in a thread where the initial post addresses pregnancy, birth, nipples, and genitals. So off-topic, so attention-seeking. :roll: You can keep on, but I've had my share of misogyny for the night and don't feel like helping you derail this thread any further. LOL OK, yeah, misogyny, sure. This was a topic about breast in general. Next time there's a topic about testicles I'll give you all a good description of mine, then.

A lot of people joined in the conversation without the need to bring up their own parts. That's all I'm saying. But if making an off-hand comment and standing by it when you pearl clutch over the audacity to call out something you said is focusing on you, then sure, I'm focusing on you.

Then why state the obvious? I mean, it just kinda seems like you really wanted to talk about your own parts. Is this a thing we're doing now? Does the mere fact that genitals exist mean that I can start sharing facts about the specifics of the ones I happen to own? I thought we were talking about nipples in a fantasy game, but if all bets are off, let's get all truth or dare up in this bitch. The OP's comment just made it kinda sound like she was surmising that if nipples aren't visible through clothing, they must not exist. My comment was made seeing as that being a woman, I have some expertise and can personally attest that it's not the case. I also don't believe that I shared any specific details about my breasts, only alluded to the fact that hiding nipples is part of the point of bras to begin with. Yeah, I have boobs, shock and gasp, let's pretend I'm sharing some deep dark "TMI" secret like every single stranger who passes me on the street couldn't take one look and surmise that for themselves. You're acting like I'm shocked that you're stating you're a woman, but really I'm just kind of wondering why you decided to make the conversation about you.

Then why state the obvious? I mean, it just kinda seems like you really wanted to talk about your own parts. Is this a thing we're doing now? Does the mere fact that genitals exist mean that I can start sharing facts about the specifics of the ones I happen to own? I thought we were talking about nipples in a fantasy game, but if all bets are off, let's get all truth or dare up in this bitch.

I uh... thanks for letting us know that. As a fat man, I do not wear a bra, but I probably should. It gets sweaty under those things.

Or if anyone wants to touch upon any cross race breeding earlier, you can meet my character in Lavender Beds, Subdivision 4, lot 50. Llllllllllllllladies.

Until SE specifically tells us gnomes don't exist, it's entirely possible David the Gnome is canon to Eorzea. I just blew your mind. LOOK AROUND YOU THERE ARE MANY THINGS TO SEE THAT SOME SAY CAN NEVER BEEEEEE THESE THINGS I KNOW IT'S TRUE AND I WILL TELL YOU SOOOOO THEY ARE THERE TO SEE IF YOU BELIIIIIIEEEEVE TROLLS AND WIZARDS AND FAIRY KINGS BIRDS THAT TALK AND FISH THAT SING AND IF YOUR HEART IS TRUE THEN YOU WILL FIND THEM TOO IN EVERY WISH AND DREAM AND HAPPY HOME YOU WILL FIND THE KINGDOM OF THE GNOOOOOOOOOOMES