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Tax Cutter - Bearded golden axe with the blade shaped like a spade (WAR/MRD) Golden Fists - Like the Wootz Fists design, only pure gold with glowing yellow aura (PGL/MNK) Poker Addict - Pool cue (LNC/DRG) Slice and Dice - Two gold stilettos + yellow aura (ROG/NIN) Lady Liberty - Shaped like KH's Omega Weapon (GLD/PLD) Golden Shower - Golden bow with diamond suit-themed arrows (ARC/BRD) Payday - Staff with a heart suit head(WHM) 3's and 7's - Staff with the head of a club (BLM) Book of Indictments - Hyena themed gilded binding, inside glowing yellow with no visible design (SMN) Card Counter - Book's binding represents the back of a playing card, pages are a card-art rendition of the Sultana as the Queen and Raubahn as King (SCH) Bonus: Affluence - Massive gold blade with card suit engravings along the blade (DRK) Fistful o' Gil - Intricately engraved Colt Python with Flynt's likeness vaguely reclined on the barrel like a pinup model (MCH) House of Cards - Face cards modeled after Grand Company leaders orbiting a golden sphere (AST) - iLvl 100 Weaponry with moderate stats, increases gil drops with weapon equipped, overly extravagant gold design promoted more as a glamour fuel. Knox - Paladin's shield, carries the gil bonus instead of Lady Liberty Metallic Gold Dye (Rare Drop) Flynt Reddard (Triad Card) (Very Rare Drop) - Up: 7 Left: A Right: 7 Down: 1 Allagan Platinum Piece (Uncommon Drop) Achievement: "Jackpot" Title: "Golden Boy/Girl"

It's not like I'm a filthy narcissist or anything Don't kill me

Eleni is the embodiment of what is innocent and pure on this forum and needs to be protected at all costs.

my [farts]

will

Perhaps That last sentence in a nutshell

[align=center][/align] The affluent freak of nature could only help himself to chuckle that this event would occur only days past his crossdressing stint. Why is it that the weirdest shit happens after such events? The Twelve know. Alas, Flynt can only sit back and wait until some shoddy smith tries to assail him next.

Look, look at me and laugh. ((The context of the picture is that I was talking with Hawu over skype how all my shit is olive drab.))

chocolate

cry whenangelsdeservetoDIIIIIIE

licks

I'll take "Canon OCs" for 300, Alex.

dragon This is how I'm reading this letter: 9o4bp5TVpdc so polka sex sweaty sex now

Rule 25 of the internet: Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post

There's people actually debating this. There's people actually getting frustrated about this. Whoever said earlier in the thread something about people trying too hard to find things to get mad at, you're right. And I should +1 you. If I find it. [align=center][/align]

Well that's where you went wrong, buck-o. That's where hugbox dependent people come to circlejerk over the same unpopular opinioN AND SING KUMBAYAH MY LORD KUMBAYAH GOD SAVE THE QUEEN JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS RONALD REGAN WAS THE DEVIL and Mary Sue isn't sexist. rXiqenfLgRk

Just a friendly reminder that only jerks point out minor lore inaccuracies. Let your imagination run wild, there's so much grey space in technological development that you can get away with loads of things. So if somebody says you can't freakin' paint, they're asses and should be addressed as so. Paint, paint to your heart's content!

gib me a siggachure pls :^)

Is it too late to spoil that I've been chosen to be the announcer.

Loud words! Pretentious symbolism! ANNUNCIATION The snow falls on Mt Fuji? Farts. An original piece by Flynt Reddard.

touch cox

please

O rly? Get out

Everybody knows Roegadames are the most attractive. 8-)