K'hatos

I heard Oyuu betrayed his last teacher... just saying. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to use Oyuu as a meat shield party member for an expert.

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Are you implying that the dreaded captain of the dreaded Dread Wyrms can be placated with common pastries and overly large novelty jars of jelly beans? I have never been so insulted! Things that also insult Captain K'hatos, that you should not bring him: - Funnel Cake - Marble Cake - Upside Down Cake - Strawberry Shortcake - Strawberry Longcake - Loganberry Jam filled cheesecake bites - Candied peacans - An entire croquembouche - Eclairs - Chocolate croissants - Fudge - Double fudge - Tiramisu - Gelato - An iron lung filled with maraschino cherries and whipped cream - A chocolate replica of Billy Crystal hosting the 2012 Oscars - A beekeeper's suit made entirely of taffy - A giant hourglass filled with M&M's instead of sand - A scale model of Venice made entirely of marzipan - White chocolate and macadamia nut Taj Mahal.

Pffft, if I can get my whole foot in my mouth, I can get my fist in there too.

((A joke dating profile I made for K'hatos. All information is IC. Reply with your own!)) Dreadlord_K'hatos Relationship: Never Married Have Kids: I released them some time ago. Want Kids: That's vile! I'm looking for a man, not a child. Race: Miqo'te Body Type: Undying Height: 5' 7" Faith: Is a lie Smoke: I don't smolder, I burn. Drink: I'd love one. About Me I am the Alpha, and the Omega. Though if I had to choose one, I'd probably go Alpha. I am a three thousand year old void mage sustained by the souls of my fallen foes. I am well traveled and quite knowledgeable about all things magical and mysterious. I enjoy trying new things, or at least things I haven't done in so long that I've forgotten about them. I am a small business ruler and homeowner. I conduct my research and plot the downfall of those who move against me from my spacious Ul'Dhan mansion. I enjoy conversation, romantic gestures, and seeking those worthy to bequeath my knowledge upon. I look to find those of uncommon strength who burn for conflict and will take me out for dinner once in a while. My Interests Coffee and conversation, Dining out, Plays, Museums and art, Nightclubs/Dancing, Political interests, Travel/Sightseeing, Casting down the weak and condemning them to ash as the walls of their citadels crumble beneath burning sky! Pets I have a dog. His name is Tibalt. Soon all dogs shall kneel (do dogs have knees?) before him. Political Views Maniacal Sign Halone Education I have studied at the foot of beings more ancient than stone. For whom the passing of epochs is as a single breath. I also took a weekend class at the Culinarian's Guild. Favorite Things Blissful young races with fire on their houses. Millions of voices all silenced like mouses. Watching the cowards bow toward their new king, these are a few of my favorite things. Also cake, I love cake. Last Read The Tel Shata al Neras, an ancient tome bound in the flesh of slaves born in darkness and raised beneath the lash. Wait, no, Confessions of a Comely Barmaid.

The Dread Wyrms do not condone violence against the Twin Adders nor the Maelstrom. No matter how many S rank terminals they steal from the glorious Immortal Flames.

That's what you get for being level 35 and not having your soulstone

*cough* Dread Wyrms Linkshell Page *cough*

If Super Boy became Superman, how come Super Girl never became Superwoman? That always bothered me.

Thankfully I'm not a salesman, I'm a neighbor who's come out to say hello. Would it have been a good idea to include a link to our other forum page, you betcha. But I'm a busy guy, I've more important things to do. Like scour the forums for posts that aren't maximally convenient, then belittle the poster. Oh, wait, that's you. Well, I'll leave you to it. I'm going to go back to my mansion, with my friends, and have some fun

We've got a proper post on the Linkshells forum. Check out the Dread Wyrms!

Just making a quick post here because the Linkshell page is unusual. We've got a brand spanking new FC and would love for people to check us out ~.^

Oh! By the way, if you have any questions, contact any of the following people! K'hatos Tia (That's me! Hi!) Shiori Eikitaika (Fastest heals in the west) Ashwyn Starsteel (The FC's mom) Roni Oni (A lalafell) Ravusa Evomere (Master of games and/or mystery) Oyuu Dataq (Our PR person for when I say something stupid. He's very busy.) We arrrr the officers of said non-pirate skylanders.

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People who put into their character's bio that they are witty, and then aren't. Or even if they are, it's still poor form. Wit should be apparent. "Don't let this conversation fool you, I'm actually very interesting."

I believe it was Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. who said that he arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward cream pies.

I thought Scalia was just an old wives' tale.

While I've found it easy to locate LGBT characters, I've found it difficult to find ones who weren't primarily focused on romantic or sexytime plots. But that's kind of the curse of cold calling people you haven't interacted with solely based on their search tags. That's the tricky part of being part of a minority group. If you want people to know, you need to advertise. But if you advertise, then people think that's your focus. It's a tight rope to walk.

Way to invent outrage. My eyes are currently rolling. Please stand by. - Sincerely, effeminate Tia

Ravana, I like the cut of that guy's jib, in that he almost certainly has cut more than a few jibs.

As a lot of commenters have already stated, Balmung is a very LGBT friendly place. I've been playing since launch, and I've never come across anyone with any inclination toward discrimination against people of differing orientation. As a gay RP'er myself, I'd say that the percentage of RP'ers who are GLBT is significantly higher than the population in the real world. We're everywhere. In the past I've started and been a part of several LGBT centric groups, and from my experience it's a double edged sword. While it's nice to have a group that understands your unique experiences and tribulations, creating a group geared toward sexual orientation does run an elevated risk of brining questionable characters out of the woodwork. Furthermore I echo an earlier sentiment that creating an exclusively LGBT group does a disservice to people by underestimating their ability to empathize. Drawing lines and creating "others" is after all the root of why people may not feel comfortable in certain environments. Anyway, just my two gil. P.S. A few tips. Most Tia's are gay, and never follow a lalafell down a dark alley.

I want to level my leatherworker, but I just can't find these things. My gathering log says they're in Coerthas Western Highlands, but I've scoured the zone and can't find them. Anyone else have any luck?

I'd heard it was only 6gb's.

Anyone know when we'll be able to start the patching process? Assuming this will be several GBs, it'd be nice to have it downloading while maintenance is going on.

Wanted, for crimes against fashion. One count of overly feathered hair. One count of illogically positioned vertical stripes. Three counts of redundant pearls. One count of superfluous shoulder hooks. One count of insufficient belts. Wanted, dead or alive.