What skills/items would the poster above you give - Game?

[Zaheela]

Another one of these Game topics, but, lets go back to Final Fantasy tactics.

 

Say the poster above were unfortunately left alone for 3 turns after being knocked out, what skills would the soul crystal/items left behind give? (Like Art skill + 6, Muffins, that kind of thing.)

[Unnamed Mercenary]

Zaheela would drop a stack of pretty FFXIV Tarot cards and an Art Ability + 10 enhancement.

[111]

Franz would drop a crystal containing a rather confused Ishgardian gentleman.

[Steel Wolf]

Natalie would drop five different thongs.

[Erik Mynhier]

Omfg Zaheela! An FFT topic! You are my hero.

 

On topic, Steel's crystal would teach "Disarming Wit". A special attack that shows the target how dumb their argument is, causing them to surrender.

[Oscare]

Erik drops another FFIV reference.

[Aduu Avagnar]

Oscare would drop a racoon face strip mask...

[Kellach Woods]

+25% sell value / -25% buy cost at NPCs.

[Oscare]

Oscare would drop a racoon face strip mask...

FUCKING YES

 

 

Ahem.

 

Kellach has an increased drop rate of 25% on harnesses and private-recreational-masks-of-questionable-merits.

[Warren Castille]

Oscare drops a big fucking gun. Alternatively, you get the Intimidate ability if you didn't already have it.

[Cliodhna Eoghan]

any sword swing will now grant a hand chopping off ability so disarming effect:D

[Oscare]

Clio drops a pair of boots, exclusively equip-able only by Oscare. 

 

Otherwise, you get the Hot Blonde skill... even if you're not blonde.

[Steel Wolf]

Oscare drops the "Confusing Compound Bow", which does incredible amounts of damage and fires from extremely long range, but requires the person who equips it to be out of action for at least five campaigns while he or she reads the instruction booklet.

[Gegenji]

Steel Wolf would drop a custom /hug emote.

[Zaheela]

Gegenji would either drop a Behemoth egg (not a typo), a +2 Smithing hammer, or a 30% strength booster ability.

 

Edit:

Omfg Zaheela! An FFT topic! You are my hero.

 

On topic, Steel's crystal would teach "Disarming Wit". A special attack that shows the target how dumb their argument is, causing them to surrender.

 

I proudly admit that FFT is my favorite Final fantasy ever, and this has yet to change.

[Erik Mynhier]

Chachan drops a Chachan minion that yells "lali-ho!" when you poke his belly. Pokeing it 100 times grants the title Mister Eorzea.

[Cliodhna Eoghan]

erik drops a magic glass eye only used for those with one eye, enables the wearer to use libra

[Kellach Woods]

Clio drops a full Metallic Gold Coeurl Bikini set.

[Cliodhna Eoghan]

kellach drops a side quest item that if delivered to the correct npc will grant one of the most powerful weapons in the game....problem is the address on the box has been washed off. good luck talking to every npc!

[Kurt S.]

Clio would probably drop the bestlander passive, which unlocks the bestlander class. Which increases all stats by like 30%! Only useable by whoever has the item.

[Oscare]

Kurt drops the best weapon, a weapon so powerful that it meeds three series of anime-style-filler 160 quests just to power it up. Then another series of 200 quests to steal it back from some random sidewalk thief that's actually the number 1 rogue in the world,

[Kellach Woods]

Oscare drops the ever-elusive no weapon monk weapon. Glamour this baby.

[Steel Wolf]

Kellach drops the ability "Expletive Stream", which Stuns and Confuses the target for five turns, but has a 40% chance of the ability user to get a yellow card from the Judge.

 

Because the Judge is a dick.

[Kellach Woods]

A YELLOW CARD!? THAT IS BULLSHIT AND ALSO A CLEVER REFERENCE TO THE COLOR OF MY USUAL GARB.

 

Steel Wolf drops a plethora of breastplates.

[Gegenji]

Because the Judge is a dick.

 

I AM OFFENDED BY THIS STATEMENT.

 

Kellach drops the Eorzean equivalent to some kickin' b-ball sneakers. Or a Potion, since everything seems to drop Potions.