What does your character spread on their toast?

[Edvyn]

Well, what does your character spread on their toast? Mine uses Blackberry jam!

[111]

Blackberry preservers or nothing.

 

Jam is is for losers.

[Aya]

Dry, with over-easy eggs.  Its her usual post-shift meal

[ChewableMorphine]

Tears of the proletariat 

 

 

Just butter and mayo if there be cheese on it.

[Flashhelix]

toxic waste

[Nako Vesh]

Wildwood tears.

 

But really, probably some sort of smoked fish spread.

[Bopdoot]

Plz don't report me but all of these topics about "what would YOUR character do with/to ____!?!?!?" are so very asinine and awful and completely spam the sections and it makes it so hard for me to find a good, informative topic to read ;-;

 

edit: Amelia doesn't eat toast, she eats a steak for breakfast, a steak for lunch, and a steak for dinner...and cookies for dessert.

[Edvyn]

Plz don't report me but all of these topics about "what would YOUR character do with/to ____!?!?!?" are so very asinine and awful and completely spam the sections and it makes it so hard for me to find a good, informative topic to read ;-;

 

edit: Amelia doesn't eat toast, she eats a steak for breakfast, a steak for lunch, and a steak for dinner...and cookies for dessert.

If she did eat toast, what would she spread on it? That's the real question that needs answering

[Spiritual Machine]

Plz don't report me but all of these topics about "what would YOUR character do with/to ____!?!?!?" are so very asinine and awful and completely spam the sections and it makes it so hard for me to find a good, informative topic to read ;-;

 

edit: Amelia doesn't eat toast, she eats a steak for breakfast, a steak for lunch, and a steak for dinner...and cookies for dessert.

People will stop making them when people stop posting in them.

[111]

Plz don't report me but all of these topics about "what would YOUR character do with/to ____!?!?!?" are so very asinine and awful and completely spam the sections and it makes it so hard for me to find a good, informative topic to read ;-;

 

edit: Amelia doesn't eat toast, she eats a steak for breakfast, a steak for lunch, and a steak for dinner...and cookies for dessert.

If she did eat toast, what would she spread on it? That's the real question that needs answering

 

Yes

 

Yes this.

 

What's on the toast Bopdoot?!

 

WHAT'S ON THE TOAST?

[Bopdoot]

Hmm..if she ate a toast...she'd spread... Steak.  On it.  Yaes.

[TheLastCandle]

 

At any rate, I'm thinkin' some buttah, and maybe a nice gooseberry compote.

[111]

 

At any rate, I'm thinkin' some buttah, and maybe a nice gooseberry compote.

 

Wee ooo~ wee oooo~ wee ooo~

 

 

Everyone run, it's the fun police.

[Edvyn]

 

At any rate, I'm thinkin' some buttah, and maybe a nice gooseberry compote.

 

Wee ooo~  wee oooo~  wee ooo~

 

 

Everyone run, it's the fun police.

-jcojxeMibA

WOOP WOOP

[TheLastCandle]

Hibito.. being the La Noscean Lala-man he is, I feel like he would go for the Wineport Port Wine cheese, spread thickly.

[111]

Hibito.. being the La Noscean Lala-man he is, I feel like he would go for the Wineport Port Wine cheese, spread thickly.

 

That sounds like a sexual reference.

[TheLastCandle]

Hibito.. being the La Noscean Lala-man he is, I feel like he would go for the Wineport Port Wine cheese, spread thickly.

 

That sounds like a sexual reference.

 

I can say it for you in a husky whisper if you like.

[111]

Hibito.. being the La Noscean Lala-man he is, I feel like he would go for the Wineport Port Wine cheese, spread thickly.

 

That sounds like a sexual reference.

 

I can say it for you in a husky whisper if you like.

 

P-please.

 

Spread your port wine cheese all over my toast.

 

Thickly...

[Marisa]

I guess she could mash up a popoto and smear it on there. Wouldn't have access to much else. She'd probably feed the toast to Ru Ru anyway.

[ShoggMommy]

I....I read this... As toes.

And then I stared at it for a very long time and was mildly icked.

But then... TOAST. Oh... TOAST! ...A sign that I should sleep.

 

Regardless this amuses me-

Out-of-Game item: C'sien would spread on her toast boysenberry preserves. -Because these are super tasty and she likes mildly sweet things.

 

In-Game item: She would probably use... Honey or Rolanberry preserves. She'd probably drink some chamomile tea with it.

[Hyakki]

Butter. Butter on everything. What was life like before butter? Terrible.

 

Also, rolanberry cheese.

[Faye]

Butter. Maybe some nice jam, too. Any kind of fruit; Faye isn't picky.

 

X'unmei would cover her toast in strawberries and powdered sugar, though.

[Nebbs]

Nebula would put fish on her toast, then pick the fish off and nibble it and leave the toast.

 

Is cake on toast allowed?

[Knight Kat]

The forlorn, ground-up and cooked remains of fallen Ixal warriors who were shamefully defeated by a five-foot tall Moon-Keeper girl with sharp metal objects.

[Hyakki]

Is cake on toast allowed?

 

No, but sprinkles apparently are.