SessionZero Posted September 23, 2015 Share #26 Posted September 23, 2015 Reilan would hand out shade. Rukon would give out household items within reach. "You get a stapler, you get a sponge, and you get bleach. Don't drink that." Link to comment
Larson Posted September 23, 2015 Share #27 Posted September 23, 2015 Actually I realized Thoreaux might also give out those mysterious strawberry candies that appear in a bowl in old peoples houses with no explanation as to where they came from, how they got there, or how many years they have been there. Link to comment
Gegenji Posted September 23, 2015 Share #28 Posted September 23, 2015 Thoreaux: Little pieces of paper with helpful advice like, "Get a job." or "Invest in your future." Actually I realized Thoreaux might also give out those mysterious strawberry candies that appear in a bowl in old peoples houses with no explanation as to where they came from, how they got there, or how many years they have been there. Obviously Thoreaux should hand out the strawberry candies wrapped in the advice papers. Then they'd be like Halloween fortune cookies. Fortune candies. Whatever. 1 Link to comment
Berrod Armstrong Posted September 23, 2015 Share #29 Posted September 23, 2015 "Candy is bad for ya. You wanna be a rotten-toothed shite-mouth? Here. I grilled up some aldgoat an' cut it up into lil' cubes." Link to comment
FreelanceWizard Posted September 23, 2015 Share #30 Posted September 23, 2015 You know those candies from Harry Potter? The chocolate frogs that actually jump, the pepper imps that let you breathe fire, exploding bon-bons? Yep. That's totally L'yhta's speed, assuming she herself isn't out trick-or-treating ("What? I /like/ dressing up, and! It's free sweets!"). :roll: If we're talking more plausible choices, she'd try to get some really fancy mini-cakes and cookies from the Bismarck and the Carbuncle Café and hand those out -- giving two or more to those with really nifty costumes. On the other hand, it's likely she'd run out before the end of the night, having consumed some herself... Link to comment
Jancis Posted September 23, 2015 Share #31 Posted September 23, 2015 You know those candies from Harry Potter? That could mean trick candy too. :surprise: Like these... Oh noes. is it a delicious jelly bean... or is it death to the tongue? >_< Link to comment
Miko Shiroi Posted October 13, 2015 Share #32 Posted October 13, 2015 I... don't think you'd be able to keep K'heyo at home. He'd much rather be out and about enjoying the festivities. But, if he was really forced to stay put and give out something, it'd probably be some kind of spicy candy like Red Hots or Fireballs. Link to comment
Mae Posted October 13, 2015 Share #33 Posted October 13, 2015 Kara would probably hand out dipped seed-cakes or popcorn balls... right up until she found out a neighbour was handing out candy/caramel apples. And once someone manages to convince her to refrain from just going and stealing them all, she'd come up with as many costumes as possible so she could keep hitting up the same house over and over. Link to comment
Val Posted October 13, 2015 Share #34 Posted October 13, 2015 After giving it some thought, Val would just hand out condoms and tell them "good luck." Link to comment
Garalona Posted October 13, 2015 Share #35 Posted October 13, 2015 Gara would set up one of those unattended candy bowls with a sign that reads "Take ONE." No, it's not rigged with a skeleton hand that springs up at unsuspecting kids... but she IS lurking in the shadows, disguised as another festive spooky decoration. If any child dares try and take more than one piece, she leaps up and yells about them being greedy little buggers before running them off. Link to comment
WhiteLycanXII Posted October 13, 2015 Share #36 Posted October 13, 2015 Leih'a would probably pass out dried fruit along with religious pamphlets that instruct ways one can open their heart and souls to the loving embrace of Menphina. Gonna be a lot of rotten vegetables in the yard... Link to comment
ChewableMorphine Posted October 13, 2015 Share #37 Posted October 13, 2015 White chocolate with assorted peoples' secrets on the wrapper. An ass kicking to anybody who complains. Link to comment
Edda Posted October 13, 2015 Share #39 Posted October 13, 2015 How did you kids even get here? Well, whatever. Here, this should be enough to get you some candy somewhere else. Now get off my lawn. 1 Link to comment
Dat Oni Posted October 13, 2015 Share #40 Posted October 13, 2015 "Alrigh', alrigh', Unca Kopo gots some candies fer yas..." Link to comment
Kassandra Dawn Posted October 13, 2015 Share #41 Posted October 13, 2015 Where's a picture of the Eorzea Scouts handing out poop cookies in Ul'Dah when you need one! Link to comment
Jancis Posted October 15, 2015 Share #42 Posted October 15, 2015 Jancis didn't grow up with sweets beyond fruits. Even though she's been beset by cake constantly where she lives and other confections there's a fondness in particular to them still. She also doesn't use ovens (which is an annoying restriction) for various reasons, so to mix the two I think she would hand out sticks with candied fruit. I can see her not even waiting inside the door, being out on the lawn and eventually walking home to home to pass them out costumes or not. [align=center][/align] Link to comment
Caspar Posted October 16, 2015 Share #43 Posted October 16, 2015 >Virara receives a small bag's worth of candy. "More." >The resident chuckles to himself and graciously plops a generous mound of mixed chocolates and sweet drops. "More." "Now now, you need to leave some for the other children." "Where is the meat? Why are you only offering dessert?" "Uh..." "Why are the children dressed up? If I wear a butcher costume, will I get meat?" "... You aren't a pirate?" "I do not understand. Give me more. I will not be able to train tomorrow without a larger meal." Likewise, if she was giving out candy, which she honestly probably wouldn't, it'd be like all hot jalapeno flavor. 1 Link to comment
Gabineaux Posted October 16, 2015 Share #44 Posted October 16, 2015 Isse would hand out those weird white chocolate taffy things.. the Asian white rabbit stuff they give you where you're not sure if there's paper on it or not. 2 Link to comment
Eliane Dufresne Posted October 16, 2015 Share #45 Posted October 16, 2015 Eliane would hand out chocolate eclairs. Or bonbons. Nevermind that they're not practical -- or candy. If someone stopped her in time, she could be persuaded to hand out little bags of cookies instead. Link to comment
Leggerless Posted October 16, 2015 Share #46 Posted October 16, 2015 If someone said "Trick or Treat," she'll hand youngin's an orange and offer adults a shot of >90 proof whiskey. If someone said "Treat or Trick," she'll hand them the most glorious of all treats to grace Eorzea; one treat to rule them all... A MARS BAR! The kid tried something new and should get rewarded for it. Link to comment
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