Your RP is now a movie. What's your tagline and/or trailer?

[Aaron]

Aaron -

 

"One day this guy will take life more seriously, and not see it all as a bad joke. He might not like what makes him change however."

[Nebbs]

Abandoned by her family

Raised by a strict master

Suffered as her homeland was invaded and lost to war

 

She is now alone in a new land, her Master having mysteriously vanished

Watch as she struggles with the strange people

Laugh as she tries to embrace their culture

 

Be there on this journey of self discovery

 

[also Directors cut with added lightsabers.. because]

[Elyon]

Who are you?

[Man’s voice. Black screen.]

 

Opens to close-up of dusty booted feet, walking on cracked dry mud. Sand blows. Gloomy grey cast. Low, desolate music in the background.

 

[Woman’s voice. Soft, apprehensive.] 

What…?

 

Cuts to the back of a young woman’s head, walking through a slum market. Long silver hair, dusted with sand. Visibly protruding, conocular black horns. Civilians go about their business. Rickety stands set up on an arid desert ground. No one pays her mind.

 

[Man’s voice. Calm, interested.]

You. Where did you come from?

 

Cut to the front of the young woman, waist-up. Crude, two piece linen garb. Arms and abdomen exposed. Slender, pale Xaela face, green eyes. Behind her, hazy grey-orange sky. The woman looks uncertain. Her eyes wander.

 

[Woman’s voice, distressed.] 

I don’t understand the question…

 

Something catches the woman’s attention. She looks down, startled. Cut to the upturned face of a young child, tugging on the woman’s skirt.

 

[Calm man’s voice.]

How did you get here? 

 

The woman kneels. Hair blows against her face in a desert wind. Eye-level with the child, she gives a sad smile. She unpockets a stitched doll from her satchel and offers it. 

The child looks delighted. Beaming at the woman, she takes the doll and scampers off.

The woman watches her go, looking wistful. She stands. Slow zoom into her face. Her smile fades. Zoom into her green eyes. They look faraway. 

 

Desolate music begins to crescendo.

 

[Calm man’s voice.]

Just what is it that you do?

 

A feverish montage begins.

 

A sobbing Auri child, tied to a tree.

Cheerfully bulging saddlebags, a horse carrying two riders, one a child.

A thick mug falls to the ground, spilling ale on a wooden floor.

A bearded, red-headed man guffawing fruitily.

 

[Music continues to ascend into a foreboding forte.]

 

A knife covered in blood, stabbing something unseen, again and again.

A handsome, well-dressed Elezen man, speaking with a smile.

A gloved hand, stroking the green-eyed woman’s cheek.

 

[The montage grows in madness and rapidity.]

 

A convulsing outlaw with his eyes rolled back, foaming at the mouth. 

A back shot of the woman running, silver hair flying, looking over her shoulder, terrified.

 

[The scenes begins to blur into incomprehensible chaos.]

 

Various doors slamming, iron gates being pulled shut.

The woman staggering barefooted in a crowded city, clutching her middle. 

 

[Man’s voice once more, firmer.]

Who are you?

 

[The music screeches into a high pitched fortissimo. Just as it reaches a shrill, ear-splitting peak…]

 

A fire. A violet-haired young woman pinned beneath a burning, fallen structure. Hand outstretched and tears down her face, she screams something inaudible. 

 

[silence. Montage abruptly ceases.]

 

Fade in back to the green eyes. They’re filled with tears. They slowly close. 

 

 

[Woman’s voice, vacant.]

I’m nobody.

 

 

[screen goes black.]

[GloryRhodes]

She was a hard hitting reporter who thought she had the whole world figured out.

"Two vaginas!  Five tits!"

 

 

Until the day that fate...

 

"What's in these barrels?"

 

 

Stepped in.

 

"Trust me, it's to help out Verad."

 

 

Now she's caught up in a world she doesn't understand.  A world...  Of mystery.

 

"Get up on your toes so I can really get the camera up your skirt."

 

 

A world...  Of adventure.

 

"Okay, now put on the moogle mask and thrust your hips out."

 

 

A world...  Of love.

 

"Wow, I can't believe you actually took your top off."

 

 

Spahro Llorn is...

 

The Bronco Master

 

 

"It's literally airship lubricant."

[Mia Moui]

I'm shifting blame on this one to this post:

 

That's it.  That's the whole story so far.

 

Betrayed by the matriarch of her outlaw family and handed over to the Coeurlclaw to settle a debt, Mia Moui searches to find the sisters that joined her in servitude.

 

 

That's the description of her story on her IC blog.

 

 

It just seems neat. So what's yours? Sum up your RP arc or character in a sentence or two, and be appropriately dramatic, or post a thematically appropriate awesome trailer. I want to see the best cuts, but don't ruin the whole flick!

 

What the - ?!  :blush::love::blush::love::blush::love::blush:

[Yandros]

"Wait, it exists?  Huh, at least we know there won't be a sequel to it."