ChewableMorphine Posted March 4, 2015 Share #1 Posted March 4, 2015 [align=center][/align] [align=center]Due to OOC reasons, I had to postpone Friday Night Fisticuffs, however, I don't plan on giving it up so easily. I've come to a conclusion that I'm going to host a monthly event with the same rules, and really big prizes, like, absurd prizes.[/align] [align=center]This event will be much like Madworld's Shock TV, where the event will be commercially funded, and figuratively televised, so expect extravagant fighting, quirky commentator quips, and gaudy prizes for the champ![/align] [align=center](So I'm gonna post this here before I get the location and date set up. So anyways, here's the rundown!)[/align] [align=center] The fights are nice and easy:[/align] [align=center]ATK vs DEF rolling[/align] [align=center]Score three hits to win[/align] [align=center]/Random will decide your attack power, the higher the number, the more CHURAYZEE the attack/block is, the lower the number, the more pathetic it is, though this isn't enforced, it's simply a means to allow some hilarious action between combatants.[/align] [align=center]The twist?[/align] [align=center]Jackpot[/align] [align=center]Roll 777 to instantly win your bout![/align] [align=center] [/align] [align=center]ALL WEAPONS ARE PERMITTED[/align] [align=center]Including Magic, Summons, and Ranged Arms, simply RP accordingly and fairly, follow the rules.[/align] [align=center]First Rule: No killing, you jerks![/align] [align=center]Like the Grindstone, permanent death is a nono, and just because you can do some crazy shenanigans doesn't give you Nald's gift o' killin'. Breaking this rule will result in tedious retcons and a ban from the tourney.[/align] [align=center] [/align] [align=center]Numero Duo: No Godmodding![/align] [align=center]If it's not already painfully obvious, Godmodding makes you a bit of a tool! Stop that! Are you a tool? Fight fair and square, this event is for shenanigans, but tasteful shenanigans.[/align] [align=center] Painfully Obvious no.3: No cheating![/align] [align=center]C'mon man, I get that the prizes are a big deal, but don't cheat the roll system. You can't anyways, but who cares, making excuses like "Oh I lag rolled" is frowned upon, and you sir, suck for lying.[/align] [align=center] [/align] [align=center]Location:[/align] [align=center]Hidden Falls, Costa del Sol[/align] [align=center]Complete with RP patio and plenty of space to fight, let the beaches run red![/align] [align=center] [/align] [align=center] [/align] [align=center]Time:[/align] [align=center]Friday, April 17[/align] [align=center]10:00PM EST[/align] [align=center] This Month's Prize[/align] [align=center]1,000,000 Gil[/align] [align=center] [/align] Link to comment
Aoi Fukiku Posted March 4, 2015 Share #2 Posted March 4, 2015 *squirms her way in to the thread* Yup, ya know it. Link to comment
Cliodhna Eoghan Posted March 4, 2015 Share #3 Posted March 4, 2015 tasteful shenanigans you say? count me in to perch in a corner and watch o3o Link to comment
Kurt S. Posted March 4, 2015 Share #4 Posted March 4, 2015 Flynt Reddard and fighting competitions...Imma go watch this... Link to comment
Aduu Avagnar Posted March 4, 2015 Share #5 Posted March 4, 2015 ... did you say commercial sponsors? Link to comment
Warren Castille Posted March 4, 2015 Share #6 Posted March 4, 2015 SFNPLTT. I'm going to crack the code. Link to comment
Aya Posted March 4, 2015 Share #7 Posted March 4, 2015 Aya's worked as a ring girl before, hint hint! Though my availability isn't that great, depending when you hold it Link to comment
ChewableMorphine Posted March 4, 2015 Author Share #8 Posted March 4, 2015 ... did you say commercial sponsors? Yeah, I'll round up names of IC corperations/affiliations/guilds/etc. and shill them when I can. Link to comment
ChewableMorphine Posted March 4, 2015 Author Share #9 Posted March 4, 2015 SFNPLTT. I'm going to crack the code. Sometimes, freedom now passes lightly through time. -Flynfucius Link to comment
Warren Castille Posted March 4, 2015 Share #10 Posted March 4, 2015 SFNPLTT. I'm going to crack the code. Sometimes, freedom now passes lightly through time. -Flynfucius All I've got is Some Friday night, punt lalas through trees. Link to comment
ChewableMorphine Posted March 4, 2015 Author Share #11 Posted March 4, 2015 SFNPLTT. I'm going to crack the code. Sometimes, freedom now passes lightly through time. -Flynfucius All I've got is Some Friday night, punt lalas through trees. Subliminal messaging brought to you by Flynt Reddard's Golden Fist Corporation LLC. Link to comment
ChewableMorphine Posted March 4, 2015 Author Share #12 Posted March 4, 2015 [align=center]Location Confirmed![/align] Link to comment
Hyakki Posted March 4, 2015 Share #13 Posted March 4, 2015 Please tell me swimwear is mandatory for competitors and attendees. Link to comment
DrDucker Posted March 5, 2015 Share #14 Posted March 5, 2015 seems like a neato thing to stand and watch Link to comment
ChewableMorphine Posted March 5, 2015 Author Share #15 Posted March 5, 2015 Please tell me swimwear is mandatory for competitors and attendees. [align=center]Not mandatory, but allowed.[/align] [align=center][/align] Link to comment
Magellan Posted March 5, 2015 Share #16 Posted March 5, 2015 I've got a brawler character. This sounds like this could be fun Link to comment
Aoi Fukiku Posted March 5, 2015 Share #17 Posted March 5, 2015 Was about to say....Bri hates showing skin. She would have flipped if she had to wear a bikini to fight. Link to comment
Rabbit Posted March 5, 2015 Share #18 Posted March 5, 2015 Please tell me swimwear is mandatory for competitors and attendees. [align=center]Not mandatory, but allowed.[/align] [align=center][/align] I cannot believe you took a screenie of that. Link to comment
Whittledown Posted March 5, 2015 Share #21 Posted March 5, 2015 If the timing works out I could see Obsidian Hornet showing up to get drunk and kick some ass. Would be fun to bring her out of retirement for an event like this. Link to comment
ChewableMorphine Posted March 11, 2015 Author Share #22 Posted March 11, 2015 [align=center]BUMPITY BUMP, TIME CONFIRMED[/align] Link to comment
Aya Posted March 11, 2015 Share #23 Posted March 11, 2015 If the timing works out I could see Obsidian Hornet showing up to get drunk and kick some ass. Would be fun to bring her out of retirement for an event like this. <3 Link to comment
Whittledown Posted March 11, 2015 Share #24 Posted March 11, 2015 Ah, bummer about the time, I will not be able to attend. Good luck with the event! Link to comment
Cliodhna Eoghan Posted March 11, 2015 Share #25 Posted March 11, 2015 i should ba able to make it...curious about the mystery prize o3o Link to comment
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