Dogberry

Fret not, Dogberry has always been on track for sky piracy. His name has the Roegadyn word for "Heaven" in it for a reason.

Fury Road is like Fallout because the Mad Max series has heavily inspired the post-apocalyptic genre for close to forty years. If Fury Road is your first Mad Max movie, I'm actually kind of jealous of you, because you'll get to see the rest of the trilogy for the first time, and I wish I could go back and do that just to experience the wonder I did when I first saw them. Seriously, all of the Mad Max movies are incredible. Especially The Road Warrior.

10. Brayflox - I feel like I could do Brayflox in my sleep by now. In fact, I already have. 9. Sastasha HM - Pirate themed so I love it, but man it's a doozy! 8. Halatali HM - Cool gladiator gauntlet thingy, fun mechanics! 7. Cutter's Cry - I mostly like this one for the Dune jokes I make during the worm boss. 6. Keeper of the Lake - Cool atmosphere but some PITA bosses! 5. Brayflox HM - At this point, I just run Brayflox HM as a time trial to see how fast I can complete it. 4. Tam Tara - Spooky, spooky. 3. Sastasha - I love running newbies through Sastasha to get their first taste of what dungeons in FFXIV are like. 2. Amdapor Keep HM - THAT DPS CHECK YO 1. Tam Tara HM - SPOOKY SPOOKY! Seriously, this one is just all out fun, from the spooky theme to frantic feeling of the boss fights.

My favorite part of that dungeon is the Tank and Spank encounter.

Look. Dog's not quite middle-aged yet, but I'd say a few major brushes with death certainly qualify him for a mid-life crisis, and if Bryn truly loves him, she will give him the time and space that he needs to figure all this out, and if he needs to do it on an airbike, then SO BE IT. That's actually kind of sad, Bryn, poor guy just wants to ride! Bryn would never be so heartless as to deny Dog his rides! All I'm saying is, he has to chose what it is he wants to ride. ifyouknowhwtaimean. We both know the moment that bike kicks into second gear, Bryn will be all about that airbike. Dog's dream of re-enacting Kanye's Bound 2 isn't going to happen; Bryn's all about dat majestic fucking Griffin aww yiss. Uh-huh, honey. But seriously. Airbikes. Yes.

If you think Bryn's letting Dog spend his money on an airbike, you've got another thing coming. When my mom married my dad the first thing she made him do was sell his motorbike. He still gets a wistful glint in his eye whenever we see one on the road. It's hilarious. Look. Dog's not quite middle-aged yet, but I'd say a few major brushes with death certainly qualify him for a mid-life crisis, and if Bryn truly loves him, she will give him the time and space that he needs to figure all this out, and if he needs to do it on an airbike, then SO BE IT. That's actually kind of sad, Bryn, poor guy just wants to ride! Bryn would never be so heartless as to deny Dog his rides! All I'm saying is, he has to chose what it is he wants to ride. ifyouknowhwtaimean. We both know the moment that bike kicks into second gear, Bryn will be all about that airbike.

If you think Bryn's letting Dog spend his money on an airbike, you've got another thing coming. When my mom married my dad the first thing she made him do was sell his motorbike. He still gets a wistful glint in his eye whenever we see one on the road. It's hilarious. Look. Dog's not quite middle-aged yet, but I'd say a few major brushes with death certainly qualify him for a mid-life crisis, and if Bryn truly loves him, she will give him the time and space that he needs to figure all this out, and if he needs to do it on an airbike, then SO BE IT. That's actually kind of sad, Bryn, poor guy just wants to ride!

As an honest to god aviation enthusiast, who still has childish dreams of being a fighter pilot, I have only one thing to say. LET'S KICK THE TIRES AND LIGHT THE FIRES I'LL SEE YOU ON THE HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE

The latter never really existed. We did strange things, but there was more of a lovecraftian bent toward unexplained and unknowable things that arose as a direct result of curiosity in areas that were on shaky scientific ground at best. Mistaking us for being comparable to a comedy movie, at any point, does a great disservice to the comedy movie. Simply put: We're not terribly funny. Our appeal has always been narrow. I'm an awful person. Just, like...in general. The Ghostbusters were charming characters in humorous situations. If you wanted to draw parallels here, you'd be better off with a classical literature mash-up, given the themes and personalities present. There was a bit of Herbert West of Reanimator. A lot of Captain Nemo. A few dashes of Arthurian influences. Heavy emphasis on desperation, post and near apocalyptic settings. With that clarified, let me answer: Neither. Misericorde's leadership has swapped to different hands, character-wise, with Isaac pulling largely away from society, and focusing on providing information, experimental weapons and armor to the people in the field. Clementine, the woman now in charge of actually running things, is a different character with different sensibilities when it comes to how things go. As it stands, the group's only stated goal is to aid with quelling the rising problems in Ishgard. How they go about that will develop organically. Fake Edit: Yeah, but that effort post, though. Castus literally described old school Misericorde as "Eorzea's Ghostbusters." I liked the idea of a rag-tag group of voidsent hunters, something akin to Hellboy, and I have a character that fits that premise so I figured I'd ask.

So are you guys coming back as War Crimes Misericorde or Ghostbusters Misericorde?

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It's... so beautiful... *wipes tear* GOTTA KEEP ONE JUMP AHEAD OF THE BREAD LINE ONE SWING AHEAD OF THE SWORD I STEAL ONLY WHAT I CAN'T AFFORD

[video=youtube]https://youtu.be/Wj-YG2T8oow Miley Cyrus wrote a song about her dead pet blowfish and recorded it while wearing a unicorn onsie next to a unicorn pillow pet on a stool and a fake mushroom. People are probably going to use this as evidence that she's completely insane, and while that may or may not be true, I can't deny that maybe I just fell a little in love with Miley Cyrus right here.

Vali, you wouldn't know, mostly because I don't pick up scraps from Vash's plate.

Marriage is very easy, even in Eorzea. Here's how it works. If you and your partner have a conflict of interests, you come to them lovingly, with an open and honest dialogue about what it is you need and want from the situation, and are willing to work with them to bring about a peaceful and harmonious compromise. And then once you've done that you give in and do whatever they say because holy shit it's just easier that way.

Your claim of letting me win may just hold water. Enough water for you to freak out and flail around in like you're drowning when you fall into it, which we both know isn't much. Bryn got a new fabric softener for her bedsheets today. It's cheap whorehouse ale scented. So Dog can feel right at home when he's biting that pillow. I'll have you know, I've never traded with prostitutes. It's too expensive, especially when I can always charm aging Ala Mhigan nobles looking for man candy to help them feel young again. It's funny that you were talking about roasts earlier, Dog. Do you like pork? Because Bryn's going to make you squeal like a pig. It's a shame SE didn't make banjos a housing item, because that cello in Bryn's room would be right out. I do like pork. In fact, I've always wanted to be a farmer, and plant my seed somewhere fertile for a change.

Nonsense, all it takes is a little fertilizer and some regular watering! And ah, Bryn, my dearest, my autumn flower, ma belle peche. If only I had both eyes to behold you. At least then I wouldn't have to feign having a blind spot for the sake of fairness when we spar. Ah yes, 'sparring'. That thing where Bryn lets Dog win for fear of emasculating him again. 'Her man always wins', indeed; because she's learned to let him win lest he get upset. Dog, you are my myna, my liebe. I am the Mr Hands to your Hengst. And by that I mean that you're a massive pain in the arse. And no, not like that. There may be one backdoor Barbara in this relationship, and we both know it's not Bryn. Your claim of letting me win may just hold water. Enough water for you to freak out and flail around in like you're drowning when you fall into it, which we both know isn't much. Bryn got a new fabric softener for her bedsheets today. It's cheap whorehouse ale scented. So Dog can feel right at home when he's biting that pillow. I'll have you know, I've never traded with prostitutes. It's too expensive, especially when I can always charm aging Ala Mhigan nobles looking for man candy to help them feel young again.

I know, The Coral Sea is one of the fastest growing FCs and full of fun loving, kind people. I'm sure some day those qualities will rub off on you. I really don't think chachan's going to be growing any time soon, Dog. Even if he does want to meet your standards to ride. Nonsense, all it takes is a little fertilizer and some regular watering! And ah, Bryn, my dearest, my autumn flower, ma belle peche. If only I had both eyes to behold you. At least then I wouldn't have to feign having a blind spot for the sake of fairness when we spar. Ah yes, 'sparring'. That thing where Bryn lets Dog win for fear of emasculating him again. 'Her man always wins', indeed; because she's learned to let him win lest he get upset. Dog, you are my myna, my liebe. I am the Mr Hands to your Hengst. And by that I mean that you're a massive pain in the arse. And no, not like that. There may be one backdoor Barbara in this relationship, and we both know it's not Bryn. Your claim of letting me win may just hold water. Enough water for you to freak out and flail around in like you're drowning when you fall into it, which we both know isn't much.

I think that's everyone's Grindstone record. That's why I don't really do the Grindstone. If I want to contemplate the futility of life, I'll make myself some coffee, smoke some clove cigarettes, and listen to Joy Division like a normal person.

If anything, Chachanji's getting double teamed here, which, y'know, I'm proud for him. It's the only chance he'll ever have to make that claim. Yes, being double-teamed by a moral-less drunkard with a bad accent and no leg to stand on in regards to anything... and Dogberry. My dreams truly have come true. It's all downhill from here, Chachan. You've peaked. Looking back, it almost seems as if your successes were the result of nothing more than a roll of the dice against an arbitrary random number, with no actual input on your behalf. Each "success" indistinguishable from "failure" in any meaningful way besides sheer dumb luck. Oh, sorry, I was just thinking about your Grindstone record.

If anything, Chachanji's getting double teamed here, which, y'know, I'm proud for him. It's the only chance he'll ever have to make that claim.

Yeah, after Dhemgeim there's really no point, but I've made a few solid ground rules now: No wild animals or Coralites. Please don't give people more reasons to try and join Coral, Dog, we're full up as it is. I know, The Coral Sea is one of the fastest growing FCs and full of fun loving, kind people. I'm sure some day those qualities will rub off on you. I really don't think chachan's going to be growing any time soon, Dog. Even if he does want to meet your standards to ride. Nonsense, all it takes is a little fertilizer and some regular watering! And ah, Bryn, my dearest, my autumn flower, ma belle peche. If only I had both eyes to behold you. At least then I wouldn't have to feign having a blind spot for the sake of fairness when we spar.

Thanks for the vote of confidence. It's nice to see you care about something beyond what new vice you can drown your sorrows into. Thanks! Lately it's been primal killing. Turns out I'm awesome at it. Speaking of hobbies, a little witch recently told me you've joined a new club. They meet Thursday nights at The Drowning Wench, I hear. It's the "I Got Dumped By Memeli Meli" club. I thought that was you and Koporo I saw there on my last patrol.

I think it's a little late to be trying to set standards on your relationships there, Dog. Yeah, after Dhemgeim there's really no point, but I've made a few solid ground rules now: No wild animals or Coralites. Please don't give people more reasons to try and join Coral, Dog, we're full up as it is. I know, The Coral Sea is one of the fastest growing FCs and full of fun loving, kind people. I'm sure some day those qualities will rub off on you.