H.H.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec5DuUzppdg

pour a 40 for all the WAR homeboys who found out too late that duty finder took a fat shit on the bed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYTT2Cu07ac aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#based Zenos finishing what Lolorito started.

If you'd like I've got a character or two to play with. My main is a magically disinclined fellow leaning on the chaotic selfish end of the asshole spectrum, an average guy with a sword who does dirty deeds for dirt cheap. Could act as a mundane foil for some of the more fantastic elements, a dour pack mule trodding along making sure something doesn't kill someone when forbidden research inevitably wakes something up. My alt is similarly magically disinclined, using homebrewed/asspulled/disgustingly-not-canon stopgaps and weird folk ritual to achieve the same effects as conventional magic. She could play more into the part of a willing assistant to study and trade theory in her own way. Hit me up if you're interested, I guess.

As a H.E.R.P. enthusiast ('heavy & extreme role-playing' for those not in the know) role-playing as a Bardzerker (details behind this fan-canon (or 'fanon' for short) can be found on my blog), it's absolutely essential that I play my role to the fullest extent of my abilities. To this end, I make extensive usage of ability macros when playing in dungeons or other playable content such as extreme dungeons and FATEs. As, of course, there is no such Bardzerker class or job in Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn, Heavensward, or, even Stormblood, I instead use the character job or Warrior as a suitable placeholder. Some examples of the macros I use in order to uphold my reputation as a H.E.R.P. enthusiast (I'm even beginning to be known as an avid fan of "heavy & extreme role-playing in every scenario"!) are as follows:

"— Tank damage calculation will be returned to Strength instead of Vitality, but accessories have been changed to be role-specific so tanks cannot equip DPS accessories."

Seems like cool times. Send an invite to Bayan Kanshi whenever I'm not on Palmung, a smaller RP scene is something I could bump to.

what a month to be alive

god dAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNMn

i drop around $300 a month into the pit that is idol hell me irl