balmung Erik's Bachelor Party!

[Titor]

So our good friend Erik Mynhier is taking an arrow to the knee - er, getting married!

On May 2nd at 7PM EST there is going to be a Bachelor party like no Flame Captain has ever seen before.

Where at? The Mist, Ward 6, plot 35. Titor's house transformed into a super manly party mansion.

 

 

There will be plenty of roll-based games and competitions, as well as IC catering and an all around awesome time.

 

 

Tentative Events:

Three-Card Poker (/random based)

The Chocobo Chowdown Challenge (Eating Contest, /random based)

Sudden Death Shots Contest (mini-drinking challenge)

Plus performances from bards, dancers and volunteers.

 

Lovely Hostesses needed!

 

 

We will need an assortment of entertainers and lovely ladies, though please no stripping (or anything further than stripping). We want a good time all around!

 

 

The party is hosted and being planned by both myself and Nathan Telluride, so if you have any ideas/questions feel free to poke one of us.

 

 

 

Please let us know if you want to attend as one of the entertainers/hostesses. 

 

 

Male friends of Erik's do not need to sign up, but can just show up at the party!

 

 

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[Telluride]

Bump to confirm!

 

We knew Clio will be getting her party, but fair's fair, no?

 

I will be planning to maintain the poker match and the eating/drinking matches, but if I can get an assistant or two, we can make them last longer, and go as long as our guests can stand!

 

Depending on turnout, I may be using an alt for this event, so I will keep in touch with anyone who wishes to assist with the festivities, and do my best to ensure that activities remain varied and open - and that the bar remains well stocked and attended.

 

Those wishing to put on a performance - dance, music, a rousing speech, or even a warning about the perils of abandoning bachelorhood - should keep them to no more than 5-7 minutes in length. A little risque is okay, but save the grittiest stuff for any private afterparties you may have for yourselves. After all, this is for a decorated military hero, and he'll surely want to maintain at least some dignity, no? Performances that glorify the Red Wings will be looked upon very favorably, even if a few liberties with the uniforms are taken.

 

Please feel free to post here with questions, thoughts and perhaps intentions to help out.

 

We know Erik's getting a quality lady... but every man deserves one last good time before the shackles go on!

[Reshie]

Would this lovely group of males enjoy a hearty meal served up pub style by the Wanderer's Lantern? We do cater after all.

 

And yes, we have some lovely ladies who serve and tend bar so win/win.

[Telluride]

Would this lovely group of males enjoy a hearty meal served up pub style by the Wanderer's Lantern? We do cater after all.

 

And yes, we have some lovely ladies who serve and tend bar so win/win.

 

Just who I was hoping for! The more tending to our happy guests, the more guests we can cater to! It'll be good working with you all.

[Star Lin]

Maybe if John knew Erik a little bit more, he would probably come to this.  That might change if what I got plan comes to fruit.  Not going to give too much away about it.

 

If he makes it, I'm sure the 'grownups' would get a good laugh over his 'kid' reactions to what takes place.

[Melodia]

Melodia can volunteer to be a dancer or hostess. I promise she will behave. She's a married woman now!

[Telluride]

Melodia can volunteer to be a dancer or hostess. I promise she will behave. She's a married woman now!

 

All the better to make our plucky bachelor enjoy his last big night of freedom. Join the ravishing roster!

[No Longer Exists]

As Erik's personal physician, Doc Oak would be remiss if not attending to make certain that he reaches an acceptable level of inebriation that allows for all manner of stories to be told the day after as he hands out cure-alls for subsequent hangovers.

[Arrelaine]

D'aw I'll be out of town or I'd sign Arry up. ;(

[Oscare]

C'mon gals.

 

Let's all have a grand old time.

[Cliodhna Eoghan]

come on ladies, don't be shy! i can 100% promise clio won't be pissy over this later. she'll find it highly amusing.

[Elaris]

Seeing as it is a weekend, Saeren Orbanis can offer her services as a hostess.

 

[Titor]

Awesome! Thank you all for the interest so far. I will get in contact with everyone who has signed up a few days in advance, to go over, stuff

[Cynel1]

hmmm will this Party include Triple triad?

[Cliodhna Eoghan]

bumps

[Telluride]

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We've now officially entered the planning stage for what could be Erik's last big party before Cliodhna locks him down for good!

 

Titor is putting the finishing touches on the venue for the party (The Mist, Ward 6, plot 35) , and I have tried to get contacts out to those who initially responded with interest in volunteering as hostesses and staff.

 

We are planning a well-stocked bar, and our volunteers from The Tonberry Trading Troupe, aka T3-RP of the Wanderer's Lantern, will be providing a menu of food and drink for the occasion.

 

I am confirming and hosting/seeking hosts for the following mini-events:

(note that events will be kept quick and dirty, just like you like it)

 

Three Fates Poker (warning, bawdy potential!)

 

The Chocobo Chowdown Eating Contest (Can you stomach what your bird loves?)

 

Sudden Death Shots mini-contest (Like Cliodhna's Bacchus Shots... but there's no Round 2!)

 

Performers and hostesses - please contact myself or Titor Jaraba if you have questions. A possible performance piece is in the works and awaits our roster of lovely ladies. Stripping will NOT be involved, but looking good in something skimpy is part of the deal - it's a bachelor party!

 

SPECIAL NOTE#1: While this event is not going to be ERPish - please take any such conduct to private locations and venues - it will very well be somewhat bawdy and ribald. Shy and easily offended characters probably won't enjoy themselves!

 

SPECIAL NOTE#2: Please keep the event free of drama, and come with a spirit of fun. Remember, ladies, Cliodhna's turn comes up later in May, and you will have your turn with Cliodhna's Bachelorette Party, with yours truly there!

 

SPECIAL NOTE #3: Nathan Telluride himself will not be present at the Bachelor party, and so a special guest will be designated to host the event. Some of you already know our special host, and those who don't, will know soon. Details are available to party staff and special guests ONLY at this stage, but all correspondence and questions may still be directed to Nathan Telluride and Titor Jaraba until our mystery MC is revealed.

[Star Lin]

If things go as usually for Saturdays, then I should be off the entire day.  John will be there, in all his blushing glory.  John won't be in the shot contest though, since he'll be doing healing duty at Grindstone.

[Telluride]

[align=center]YOUR PARTY SCHEDULE[/align]

 

1) WELCOME

 

- Opening words from your hostess, and meet our guest of honor, Erik Mynhier.

- Meet the staff and your hostesses for the evening.

 

2) DIVA TIME

 

- We get this party started with a little song and dance performance - enjoy, boys.

 

INTERMINGLE:

 

- Mingle and meet the guests, and enjoy our full service bar. Our first party game begins in less than half a bell, but in the meantime, consult our menus and see what's good. Food and drink selections are provided courtesy of the Wanderer's Lantern, one of Lavender Beds' finest inns.

 

Food Menu

http://tonberrytradingtroupe.enjin.com/forum/m/27129996/viewthread/20822569-wanderers-lantern-food-menu

 

Drink Menu

http://tonberrytradingtroupe.enjin.com/forum/m/27129996/viewthread/20750796-wanderers-lantern-drink-menu

 

3) BLACKBALL DRINKING CHALLENGE

 

Lift, drink, and brag with the Blackball Strongman's Shooters contest.

We have no idea whose twisted idea this was, but whoever it was, was the kind of person we want to invite to all our parties. Turns out that we've got this 50-Ponze sphere of polished onyx, see, and some mad genius of a stonemason carved out a little cup-sized notch out of it, enough to hold a triple-shot of your favorite killer drink. Think you can lift it? Think you can lift it quickly and smoothly enough to drink without spilling any? It takes a special combination of muscle, thirst and determination, and every success will be rewarded with bragging rights, and a kiss from one of our hostesses.

(The rules are simple: get a 750 or above on /random, and you win! Otherwise, emote out your loss to the Blackball, and show some style either way.)

 

INTERMINGLE

 

Take another break to meet and greet the guests, eat and be merry. But don't eat too much, because in less than another half a bell..

 

4) CHOCOBO CHOWDOWN CHALLENGE

 

Who's got guts of iron? Who can eat like a bird - and not from a bird - and take it as well as your best mount? We mean your chocobo, but thanks for thinking of us. Please read the rules for this group eating contest here:

 

The Chocobo Chowdown

http://tonberrytradingtroupe.enjin.com/forum/m/27129996/viewthread/20822662-chocobo-chowdown-challenge

 

INTERMINGLE

 

Settle your stomachs and find a friend, because we've got one more thing before we come to an end. Chat it up, but get ready for...

 

5) TESTIMONIALS

 

Who knows Erik? Do you know Erik? We invite friends, comrades, jealous rivals and maybe even rabblerousers to the stage, where they will be asked to share a brief thought, message, or warning for our guest of honor, before he's too married to hear it. Prepare a two-line message for our groom-to-be, and let him know what he's in for.

 

6) AFTERPARTY

 

Thank you for coming! To those of you attending the Grindstone tonight, we'll end the offiicial event so you can get to the greatest show of combat prowess in Eorzea. For those choosing to stay, perhaps we can tempt you with a little gambling, where the stakes might not be what you think, or may be exactly what you think. Read up on our special house gambling rules, the Three Fates, and see if getting lucky is in the cards for you:

 

Three Fates - Your Gambling Solution

 

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Guests - if you wish to participate in the Chowdown or the Blackball contest, or would like to plan a Testimonial for Erik, please leave a message in this thread, so we can create a roster, or send a PM to Nathan Telluride.

 

Staff and Hostesses - We will be organizing a pre-party meeting to familiarize you with the venue and our events. Please leave a message in this thread, or send a PM to Nathan Telluride, to confirm your interest in volunteering.

[Jana]

Jana may... Try to sneak in while in disguise. I don't expect it will hold.

[Telluride]

FINAL UPDATE!

 

Hostesses and party staff: If possible, please meet at the venue (Titor Jaraba's House, in the basement, The Mist, Ward 6, plot 35) two hours before the event starts, at 5PM EST. You will not have to remain the full two hours prior to the event, unless you wish.

 

 

You will be introduced to your MC, and we will have a quick go-through of duties and expectations.

 

Guests: Please sign up for slots in the party games, if possible!

[Telluride]

BUMP!

 

It won't be long now! I hope to see both guests and staff ready to play.

[Titor]

It is going to be awesome guys!

[Cliodhna Eoghan]

whooo just a couple more hours! run him thru the wringer, people ;3

[Star Lin]

John may or may not take pictures to show off to Clio.  Depends on how relax he becomes around the others.

[Cliodhna Eoghan]

thank you guys so much! erik had a blast and i heard the hostess was one of a kind. thanks so much to everyone that helped and who dropped in to celebrate with erik.