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[Aya]

Battle Royale: Romance Edition?

Finally!  One that Aya is really prepared for.

 

*Slips on stockings*

 

*Applies lipstick*

 

*Flutters eyelashes*

[Lady Rivienne]

Think I'll just watch this from afar! <3

[Kage]

 

Finally!  One that Aya is really prepared for.

 

*Slips on stockings*

 

*Applies lipstick*

 

*Flutters eyelashes*

IF AYA JOINS I VOTE KAGE AND AYA TO BEAT DOWN CRAZED MAN.

 

I mean.

 

Blast.

[Askier]

Battle Royale: Romance Edition? 

Damn it Osric! I can't stop laughing.

[Whittledown]

 

Finally!  One that Aya is really prepared for.

 

*Slips on stockings*

 

*Applies lipstick*

 

*Flutters eyelashes*

IF AYA JOINS I VOTE KAGE AND AYA TO BEAT DOWN CRAZED MAN.

 

I mean.

 

Blast.

 

Desperation is an ugly cologne, Kage.

 

*idly doodles hearts around Hornet & Aya in her notebook*

[Kage]

I had to give up on Denn and Kage ok.

 

Then Kage stopped shipping Natalie and C'kayah.

 

And... and...

 

*hides shipping wall ala Nepeta from homestuck*

[Whittledown]

I had to give up on Denn and Kage ok.

 

 

*bursting into hideous, ugly, gasping laughter*

 

If this was a really real thing that is amazing.

[Kage]

I had to give up on Denn and Kage ok.

 

 

*bursting into hideous, ugly, gasping laughter*  

 

If this was a really real thing that is amazing.

omg gurrrrrrrl I MUST SEARCH MY THREADS HOLD ON

 

HERE WE GO

In another part of the world... at a wonderful ball!

 

The dates are talking.

[Whittledown]

That is fantastic.

[Kage]

In the same night Kage's best buddy got beaten to near death and then later Denn sent one of her people to kill Kage... >.o

[Whittledown]

In the same night Kage's best buddy got beaten to near death and then later Denn sent one of her people to kill Kage... >.o

 

"That the sweet taste of loves wine carries with it such a bitter poison..."

[Kage]

In the same night Kage's best buddy got beaten to near death and then later Denn sent one of her people to kill Kage... >.o

 

"That the sweet taste of loves wine carries with it such a bitter poison..."

Then Denn's then-lover in their band of bandits went crazy and found Kage as he watched out in the Quicksand and ended up putting a shank through his back after she unsuccessfully tried to walk out of the Quicksand unnoticed with him sitting on the crook of her arm. It... was... sorta a mistake? She got thrown to the ground still carrying him and it got pushed in cause she was holding it to his back.

 

.... he declined to even press charges for that too.

 

Kage and Denn ship sunk! So fast!

[Whittledown]

I think any ship with Denn involved already starts at the point where the bow is in the air just about to snap in half like in that scene in Titanic.

[Kage]

You're absolutely right.

 

I meant it went from here

 

And then it went to here

 

to... BALL AND SUNK!

 

I need a happier ship here.

 

Please not merc and kage ; ;

[C'kayah Polaali]

Please not merc and kage ; ;

Yesssss!

 

I'm in, but only if Merc and Kage are an item

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[Unnamed Mercenary]

Please not merc and kage ; ;

 

Please not Merc and Kage. Please.

 

Everyone knows there can only be Garlean ships with him. And Kage is certainly not Garlean. /halfjoking

 

...what would that wife of his that he can't remember say?

[Kage]

I'm in, but only if Merc and Kage are an item

 

Traitor!

[Melkire]

...what would that wife of his that he can't remember say?

 

"...was he hot?"

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[Kage]

*pouts*

[Melkire]

...what would that wife of his that he can't remember say?

 

"...was he hot?"

 

"I've always wanted a threesome."

 

"Invite him over for dinner, dear. We'll have dessert."

[Unnamed Mercenary]

*Totally with Kage on this one*

 

...besides, assuming Merc remembers his wife/finds a way "home", how in the hells is he going to drag Kage into Garlemald? And not get the both of them killed in the process? lol

 

 

I guess Merc is gonna have to "take responsibility" for everything. /tongueincheek

 

 

"Kage, we're going to Garlemald. Now. Just...pretend Askier recruited you or something"

[Coatleque]

Alright... Crofte is in.

After everything else she'll need something to lift her spirits.

[Warren Castille]

Alright... Crofte is in.

After everything else she'll need something to lift her spirits.

 

Welp. Toss my hat in, too.