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The Vent Thread: Airing Grievances

Dat Oni

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Dat Oni

Dat Oni

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I believe this is a necessity. We all have issues, be they with various facets of life, or with other people, and eventually, we all reach a point where something has to give or we're going to burst a blood vessel.

 

I'm establishing this thread as the go to thread for the snarkiest among us to come and vent our frustration in the most positive way possible, though, there MUST be ground rules:

 

  1. Anonymity must be protected. Be as vague about people as possible. No photos of the person, no namedropping, no addresses, no IPs, etc. Pick a name for the person if you must. 
  2. This is NOT a thread to passively expose people who harass others online or generally break the rules. Those kinds of things are best sent to the administration. If someone is hurting you online, this is not the place to post about it. And if you are suffering verbal or physical abuse in the real world, this is also not the place, though I ENCOURAGE YOU to get help. Overall, I think it should be fairly obvious what is appropriate to vent about in this thread: the little things that piss us off.
  3. Please don't vent about shit that hasn't actually happened. As inconvenient as I can imagine the day of the nuclear chickens is to the farming industry, you're wasting our time if it hasn't actually caused you any grief because it's a figment of your imagination. The same goes for over-exaggerating the details: You stubbed your toe, it didn't explode in a bloody mess upon the surface of the wall like a bad horror film.

And with that, I'd like to request Freelance keep an eye on this thread. Now then, vent away!

 

-Please don't make me regret this thread.

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Oli!

Oli!

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I keep getting hungry at 3 AM and there's nothing open at that hour so I have to sit in bed awake and starving.

 

Also I hate all of you. Especially Faye and Gharen [NAMES REDACTED] because they kicked my puppy when I was but a wee lad still roaming the rolling fields of my youth.

 

These are things that happened and I have my whole friends list as witnesses. Guards, arrest them. Uploading IPs for truth and great justice.

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Faye

Faye

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I keep getting hungry at 3 AM and there's nothing open at that hour so I have to sit in bed awake and starving.

 

Also I hate all of you. Especially Faye and Gharen [NAMES REDACTED] because they kicked my puppy when I was but a wee lad still roaming the rolling fields of my youth.

 

These are things that happened and I have my whole friends list as witnesses. Guards, arrest them. Uploading IPs for truth and great justice.

 

Shut up, your puppy had it coming!

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Blue

Blue

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It's cold as hell in this room and I can't help it in any way I already haven't.

 

Was it REALLY necessary to make bands tradable? Now all those players with more RL money than me will claim all the houses before my FC has a chance to make that amount...

 

UGHHHH SE, fix your servers already! I've been DCing all damn night >_< !

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Gegenji

Gegenji

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UGHHHH SE, fix your servers already! I've been DCing all damn night >_< !

 

I can get behind this one quite easily. Nothing more frustrating that the sudden onset of lag that just seems to happen at the oddest times, not even content to stick to the usual "high traffic" periods. And it always has to hit when I'm doing something important, like healing a boss or dealing with that stupid Mythril Golem from the Alexandrite maps. :frustrated:

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Hyakki

Hyakki

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I'm not happy withe the way RP relationships go for Seiko. Perhaps $20 is better spent on fantasia and a rename instead of marriage that will never happen. At least then I can focus on non RP objectives without feeling sorry for the character.

 

Also, I'm sick of hearing about weddings, the only one I care to attend at this point in time is the one that's going to be comedic in nature. Other than that one, I kind of want to ICly tell people to cram their invitations and leave me to my snakes.

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111

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I've got a grievance.

 

[MC Ren as Court Officer]

Right about now, N.W.A. court is in full effect

Judge Dre presiding

In the case of N.W.A. vs. the Police Department;

prosecuting attourneys are: MC Ren, Ice Cube,

and Eazy-motherfuckin-E

 

[Dr. Dre as The Judge]

Order, order, order

Ice Cube, take the motherfuckin stand

Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth

and nothin but the truth so help your black ass?

 

[ice Cube as Witness]

You god damn right!

 

[Dr. Dre]

Well won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?

 

[ice Cube]

Fuck the police comin straight from the underground

A young nigga got it bad cause I'm brown

And not the other color so police think

they have the authority to kill a minority

Fuck that shit, cause I ain't the one

for a punk motherfucker with a badge and a gun

to be beatin on, and thrown in jail

We can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell

Fuckin with me cause I'm a teenager

with a little bit of gold and a pager

Searchin my car, lookin for the product

Thinkin every nigga is sellin narcotics

You'd rather see, me in the pen

than me and Lorenzo rollin in a Benz-o

Beat a police out of shape

and when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape

To tape off the scene of the slaughter

Still gettin swoll off bread and water

I don't know if they fags or what

Search a nigga down, and grabbin his nuts

And on the other hand, without a gun they can't get none

But don't let it be a black and a white one

Cause they'll slam ya down to the street top

Black police showin out for the white cop

Ice Cube will swarm

on ANY motherfucker in a blue uniform

Just cause I'm from, the CPT

Ounk police are afraid of me!

HUH, a young nigga on the warpath

And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath

of cops, dyin in L.A.

Yo Dre, I got somethin to say

 

[cut and scratched x4] "Fuck the police"

 

Example of scene one

 

[Cop] Pull your god damn ass over right now

[NWA] Aww shit, now what the fuck you pullin me over for?

[Cop] Cause I feel like it!

Just sit your ass on the curb and shut the fuck up

[NWA] Man, fuck this shit

[Cop] Aight smartass, I'm takin your black ass to jail!

 

[Dr. Dre]

MC Ren, will you please give your testimony

to the jury about this fucked up incident?

 

[MC Ren]

Fuck the police and Ren said it with authority

because the niggaz on the street is a majority

A gang, is with whoever I'm steppin

and the motherfuckin weapon is kept in

a stash box, for the so-called law

Wishin Ren was a nigga that they never saw

Lights start flashin behind me

But they're scared of a nigga so they mace me to blind me

But that shit don't work, I just laugh

because it gives em a hint, not to step in my path

For police, I'm sayin, "Fuck you punk!"

Readin my rights and shit, it's all junk

Pullin out a silly club, so you stand

with a fake-assed badge and a gun in your hand

But take off the gun so you can see what's up

And we'll go at it punk, and I'ma fuck you up!

Make you think I'ma kick your ass

but drop your gat, and Ren's gonna blast

I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to crime

But I'ma smoke 'em now and not next time

Smoke any motherfucker that sweats me

or any asshole, that threatens me

I'm a sniper with a hell of a scope

Takin out a cop or two, they can't cope with me

The motherfuckin villian that's mad

With potential, to get bad as fuck

So I'ma turn it around

Put in my clip, yo, and this is the sound

[bOOM, BOOM] Yeah, somethin like that

but it all depends on the size of the gat

Takin out a police, would make my day

But a nigga like Ren don't give a fuck to say

 

[cut and scratched x4] "Fuck the police"

 

[Cop] [knocking on the door]

[NWA] Yeah man, what you need?

[Cop] Police, open now

[NWA] Aww shit

[Cop] We have a warrant for Eazy-E's arrest

[Cop] Get down and put your hands up where I can see 'em

(Move motherfucker, move now!)

[NWA] What the fuck did I do, man what did I do?

[Cop] Just shut the fuck up

and get your motherfuckin ass on the floor

(You heard the man, shut the fuck up!)

[NWA] But I didn't do shit

[Cop] Man just shut the fuck up!

 

[Dr. Dre]

Eazy-E, won't you step up to the stand

and tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?

 

[Eazy-E]

I'm tired of the motherfuckin jackin

Sweatin my gang, while I'm chillin in the shack, and

shinin the light in my face, and for what?

Maybe it's because I kick so much butt

I kick ass - or maybe cause I blast

on a stupid-assed nigga when I'm playin with the trigger

of any Uzi or an AK

Cause the police always got somethin stupid to say

They put out my picture with silence

Cause my identity by itself causes violence

The E with the criminal behavior

Yeah, I'm a gangsta, but still I got flavor

Without a gun and a badge, what do ya got?

A sucker in a uniform waitin to get shot

by me, or another nigga

And with a gat it don't matter if he's smaller or bigger

(MC Ren: Size ain't shit, he's from the old school fool)

And as you all know, E's here to rule

Whenever I'm rollin, keep lookin in the mirror

And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a

dumb motherfucker with a gun

And if I'm rollin off the 8, he'll be the one

that I take out, and then get away

While I'm drivin off laughin this is what I'll say

 

[cut and scratched x4] "Fuck the police"

 

The verdict

 

[Dre] The jury has found you guilty of bein a redneck,

white bread, chickenshit motherfucker

[Cop] But wait, that's a lie! That's a god damn lie!

[Dre] Get him out of here!

[Cop] I want justice!

[Dre] Get him the fuck out my face!

[Cop] I want justice!

[Dre] Out, RIGHT NOW!

[Cop] FUCK YOU, YOU BLACK MOTHER-FUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRS!

 

Fuck the police! [x3]

 

 

 

~~~~~~~~~~~Drops Mic~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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Merri

Merri

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Mm. I can understand the idea of the thread, but ultimately this could end in disaster for many, many reasons. I'll go ahead and lock this down per your request~

 

Venting is healthy! But, for parties involved, it'd likely be easy to infer what's going on, and in the long run that might cause more issues. This is a personal opinion, naturally, but I'd recommend simply talking to people! Obviously not everything can be solved this way, but a lot of situations can easily be handled by just being open and polite with each other. There's always disagreements in RP, and some times it can be best to just agree to disagree.

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