Edda

Yeah okay. :roll: "Everyone." I'll just quietly lock Edda away and wait for my ship to sail, munching popcorn so I can say "I told ya so." Even if it takes MONTHS. It will be glorious. See you then!

Jancis PLS. Everyone and their grandma knows Franz would sooner cast Edda into the fires of Mt Doom than look at her, plus he totes has a budding crush on Jancis. He cares about her safety! So cute. :love:

Aaaah I love it! Thank you so much! :love: And no! No smiling... Her heart is ice. Edda is an i131 Shade Caster.

:^)

It gets worse. FE6: The World's Hardest Turn Based Strategy Escort Quest. Or alternatively, Fire Emblem 6: Paladin Baffled By His Lord's Incredible Ability to Fuck Up Every Time

Warren "The Boulder" Castille looking stony as always.

I see you Sylish Dragoon Stunt and raise you one Lucky Accident.

Jancis by Edda "I Can Never Draw the Same Style Twice" Eglantine A present/thank-you for stuffs!

Either ice or water, depending on who she is with. Like a heart with an icy exterior but a warm, watery core... hehehehe... Good luck finding it now though, off top.

Isn't the stuff that makes a villain completely subjective in the first place? Morally there's nothing wrong with being 'promiscuous' as some would say, or sticking your dick in every circle-shaped hole you can find - at least to me. But Edda the character is a dumb kissless virgin so maybe yeah, she'll see a villainous aspect in characters that could care less when and where they spread The Thanalan Clap™. You said it yourself - the types of villains there are, are limitless. For some roleplayers, the sensual aspect of their roleplay is very important to them, and would want that kind of Pimpin' Meanstocking type character in their roleplay. And that's totally cool! Don't think that makes them any more or any less of a 'real' villain, or whatever. And if that type of roleplay doesn't ah, fill your hole, so to speak, just look elsewhere! Nothin' wrong with that. But on the subject of heinous deeds, I see a true villain in the OP of this thread and must now endeavor to change my forum avatar god dammit.

When it comes to knowledge on weaving and cloth material, the only knowledge I have is from basic research and my family's disgusting obsession with samplers. So, not a lot. I think it's fine to not have a whole lot of knowledge on your character's area of expertise if you're able to present it in a clear and believable manner. I did some reading on it to better prepare myself and not look like a major fucking idiot, but I also wrote Edda's family business to operate in such a way that their methods are usually kept quite private, to avoid the crippling shame of the obvious lack of expertise I have on the subject. Now if Edda had to shakedown people for lunch money, or fight rival females in the parking lot outside her FC house, I'd be all up in that jawn.

I am playing this TO-NIGHT. Bottle of wine. Final Fantasy. Boyband Edition. I've been waiting almost ten years for this moment.

/pose Don't think so.

NO. It's uh... it was... Obsidian Hornet There I said it. Anything to wipe that dull-looking braided box-faced heathen off Edda's trail... God dammit...

Damn, this is less juicy than I thought it would be. But I'm a man of my word... Edda has had a crush on exactly ooooone other person, although she herself is not, nor ever will be, aware of it. I won't say who it was though, I hate second-hand embarrassment.:blush:

I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours.

Wh-whu... O-okay...

these are nice Gharen but where's mine

This is my theory, and probably really unlikely actually, but I had considered this when Heavensfall was announced. So like, remember doing the MSQ for the very first time, and then you hit I think 46 and then there was this really awkward gap where you couldn't continue it until you were 49? Would it not be super supreme if they axed the 50-only requirement for a lot of the content patches (say 2.1-2.4), so you could be about 50 by the time you were working through 2.4? Granted, this would probably a real fucking pain in the ass to pull off, and we all know Square won't do any heavy lifting unless it's to save face, but it's an idea. Sadly, this would only help out new players and returning players that couldn't be assed to FATE grind to 49 in the first place. The rest of you capped-out ALTaholics would essentially be screwed in that regard. But you have time! Chippity chop now, these quests won't finish themselves!

Okay, this is less of an at-work story and more of a on-my-way-to-work one, but I figure it’s not every day most MMO players experience Worldstar type shit in their daily lives, so I will share this. So I take public transportation to work. In the city of Philadelphia – where I live – that’s SEPTA. On my way to work in downtown Philly, the bus route I take passes through the neighborhood of North Philadelphia, which is… well. It’s a pretty bad area. Not the WORST, but bad enough that I wouldn’t want to live there. So I’m on this bus, listening to music as we pass through the heart of North Philly. At one of the major stops, a few blocks away from Spring Garden, two people get on the bus. One is an older man – maybe mid-60s or so – a very short and gangly looking fellow. He has a few missing teeth and bulging eyes, and his clothes hang off of him like any authentic dumpster diver. Following him is a straight up Behemoth of a woman. I shit you not, this woman is a real life Hellsguard. She has short dyed hair and tight, hot pink clothes on and looks like she could probably break the man in front of her over her knee. So they get on the bus, and the man (who shall now be called Aggressor), pays his fare and makes his way onto the bus. Right at the front, he passes by a younger man (mid 30s perhaps) sitting in the handicap area. So this is the layout at this point: As Aggressor passes the younger man (Bojangles (who is twice Aggressor’s size, mind you), he leans in low to mutter something to him. And that’s when it happens. Bojangles just starts swinging. Now despite their difference in size, these two are going at it. Everyone on the bus goes wild. Bojangles gets Aggressor in a semi-chokehold before Aggressor’s wife (Merlwyb) LITERALLY picks Aggressor up off the floor and tears him away. “SIDDOWN!” Merlwyb shouts with a voice that burns through 40 packs of cigarettes a day. Merlwyb holds her husband back as a few people on the bus try and stop Bojangles. “I’m gonna call the police!” Shouts the driver, and I suppose the fear of arrest is enough to scare Bojangles off, and he retreats through the back door of the bus. “Yeah run bitch! Run!” Aggressor shouts at Bojangles as he tucks tail and flees. This, of course, does nothing to diffuse the situation, and the taunt gives Bojangles new purpose. The two start pacing – one inside the bus, the other outside – the length of the bus, trying to get to each other (both doors are still open). Merlwyb manages to eventually corner her husband into a pair of seats, “SIDDOWN,” she screams again at 30 decibels higher than ten thousand screaming babies. He attempts to stand up again, watching Bojangles from out the window, and she shoves him back down. This happens a few more times. “SIDDOWN,” she repeats. However, just when it seemed to be over, Merlwyb turns and starts shouting something to the driver. Aggressor sees this as his chance, and gets up to resume pacing. He almost gets out of the back door before Merlwyb snatches him by the back of his shirt, and drags him back over into his seat. “Yo you better sit your ass down I ain’t PLAYIN’ with you!” The doors to the bus close (finally). Bojangles casts one more incensed look into the bus before he stalks off. The driver takes a moment for the bus to calm down, and waits for the stoplight to turn green so she can resume her route. BUT NO. The Fates had other plans. With a swagger in his step, Bojangles comes sauntering back. And – because it’s fucking North Philadelphia – this time he returns with a foot long piece of scrap metal that he just happened to find lying around. Bojangles approaches the front of the bus, and hurls the piece of metal as hard as he can at the bus. It’s a critical hit, and the front windshield of the bus completely shatters. Bojangles runs off, never to be seent again.

Pic was taken with my laptop webcam, so obviously that is not pictured.

Not sure if I'll be on at that exact time during the 15th, but if you need an emergency helper for any content I'll be glad to lend a hand. Any content, any role, etc etc...

wtf is happening

1. Your character gets judged! What stereotype do other students see them as? (Nerd, jock, etc.) The infuriating, untouchable, rich valedictorian. 2. Your character gets an A+! What class(es)? A sound thrashing awaits Edda should she come home with anything less than perfection on her report card. Therefore, she aces all of them, except... 3. Your character fails a class. Boo! Which one(s)? Physical Education. Shameful display. 4. What sorts of people gather to your character? Are they popular or a loner? She is polite to everyone, and receives cautious respect from all in return, but that's about it. Has no actual friends. 5. Your character goes to future career counseling! What is their ideal job! She does not need/attend career counseling. That has already been decided.