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motivated Half-orc Ranger from a company of sellswords who secretly became an adventurer to impress a love interest Not bad. I can work with this.

Edgar: "Kage, you flirted with the Roes at the Missing Member, didn't you?" Kage: "I would not be surprised if Denn or the one Roe who shanked me in me back frequented the Missing Member." Dennthota? Well there's your problem there. She's nothing but trouble. (luv u denn) Well yeah, but Obsidian Hornet is cray too (Love you both). Hornet's reputation for craziness is vastly overrated. Ya'll just can handle a strong female that knows what she wants and isn't afraid to punch until she gets it.

This is what could have been between Obsidian Hornet and Dogberry. You could have never had her Dogberry, do not torment yourself so!

1.) Develop combative relationship 2.) On Starlight Night challenge person to a fist fight to settle grievance 3.) Fall down flight of stone steps with said person 4.) Accidentally glimpse something beautiful in said person 5.) Become hopelessly addicted to person 6.) Eventually get stabbed by them but in a romantic kind of way

Oscare would never do such a thing Melkire.

Maudit speaking to a woman who will either kiss him or kill him within the next half an hour.

This just occured to me after a decade of playing MMO's with extreme sexual dimorphism between the males and females. Giant male + Tiny female of the same race can only lead to one reasonable conclusion. Those Giant males have to have genitalia compatibale with a tiny female. So that giant Au Ra dude must have a relatively tiny wang so as to be appropriate to the task of breeding. Huh.

*walks into thread with a plate of cookies, immediately turns a 180 and walks out of the thread* *dumps cookies into the trash* *crosses arms* *pouts* Well... there goes my smile... Good. Next you'll be joining me to tell small children that Santa isn't real. Will we also tell the medium and large children?

*walks into thread with a plate of cookies, immediately turns a 180 and walks out of the thread* *dumps cookies into the trash* *crosses arms* *pouts* Well... there goes my smile...

*walks into thread with a plate of cookies, immediately turns a 180 and walks out of the thread*

When I'm playing WAR I tend to bounce targets a lot to keep an eye on enmity. My typical opening goes like this: Tomahawk Overpower Overpower Flash Start 1-2-3 rotation on main target Since 2 & 3 are so good at building enmity vs Overpower I like to cycle them through my other targets as well. So I'll hit 1 then tab to the next one and if it's appropriate drop 2 on them then go to the next one and if it's appropriate drop 3 on them. By the time I've gone through that cycle and hit Vengeance (which is so goddamn useful you guys it's amazing) I'm ready for a Steel Cyclone and repeat.

Maudit Ebrelnaux: Untested Virtue Obsidian Hornet: Retired Goddess

Maudit is in the same camp as Steel Wolf here. She said it more concisely than I could too.

I wish I could help you! Maudit has scars on his back where Dravinian cultists carved him up to seal a curse that was laid on him. The scars say something in Dravinian. I would love to be able to actually show what they look like instead of just saying 'they appear to be a language'. If you find out anything more please update this thread!

Maudit would visit with a trusted medical professional and follow their advice/instructions to the letter. He.... he might be really boring....

Maudit is gigantic nerd. If he could have OS&R Rules tattoo'd across his forehead he probably would. As that is not an option he has adopted Wine Red as his color of choice for all his armor and his chocobo. He has the luck to have that color look really good on him but even if it didn't he'd wear it anyway. It's all a part of his hero worship for the leader of the OS&R.

That moment when you realize that you are a sexy beast

That looks really nice.

Fails to be tall enough. :cry: His prospective partner is a midlander gal so it would actually work really well >.>

If anyone is offering publicly available dance lessons I know a certain Elezen fella who could certainly use them.

Hey there folks, now that people have had some time to play their Rogues and Ninjas and such I thought I would ask a question about how you are playing the 'Stealth' aspect of things. Anyone who plays a stealthy character or has interacted with such please provide your insight on how stealth works in interactions with other PC's who may perceive you. I'm interested to hear what the community at large has to say about this topic.

Obsidian Hornet was not in Ul'dah for ten minutes before she saw the sign. She read it, her eyes slowly growing wider and wider with a grin to match. When she reached the bottom it came to her in a flash of inspiration and she bolted down the street. ***A few moments later*** The weavers guild was enjoying a quiet morning until seven feet of Roegadyn inspiration burst through the door. "I need to commission a 5-cupped brassiere! NOW!" The mad Roe shouted, holding a bulging sack of gil aloft.

Maudit has the best friends! Thanks Zasha for the Wootz gear!

The Order's house has a Library with NPC librarian, a conventional infirmary style healing ward with multiple beds, and a specialized infirmary ward dedicated to rehabilitation, burns, and aetheric afflictions. I think it's incredibly generous of people to make their personal space into something the entire FC could use.