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Dat Oni

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  1. Knight in shining armor. Now Kopo will never stop idolizing you, Crofte.
  2. I'm curious to know, how will Mixed Breed Miqo'te be handled?
  3. ...She has hips. HIPS ON A LALA. That aside, wonderful picture. Maybe I could get you to draw Koporo some time?
  4. I don't even want to KNOW what is going on behind her. Crofte and her boy-sidesick, Koporo!
  5. l6eSksEp27U If you guys ever wanted a song for Koporo when he was living in the Sagoli, hunting literally everything that moved and subsequently eating it, here you go. And yes, they used this for Borderlands 2. I find the theme songs for that series fit well with Koporo's story.
  6. Kopo didn't know what was worse in this situation. The fact that his plan had failed, that there was a Drake now puffing smoke in his damned face, or that the onlookers had amassed and begun surrounding him. Outmatched, he quietly muttered a "Twelve dern it..." to himself as he backed away from the increasingly angry group. "Alright, alright, I'm leavin'!" he yelled as he slowly circled around the camp, making his way back to the entrance of the city. Once finally far away from the group of angry refugees, he adopted a more defeated posture, sulking his way back behind the city walls, midst the laughter of those very same Brass Blades that had mocked his superior, moments before. He tried his best to ignore it, but it still found a way to stab its way into his heart.
  7. Koporo could not believe what he had just seen. Originally, he was out and about trying to get the jump on the local Cactuars, hoping for a chance to end the day with a warm bowl of Cactus Soup, but those plans had just been reprioritized by the sight of a bucket, containing Thal-knows-what, launched at none other than his mentor and dear friend, Coatleque Crofte. He stared for a few moments at her, barely keeping her composure midst the mocking laughter of Brass Blades, unsightly and thoroughly humiliated. If one were to peer into his little mind, they would've seen the gears inside grind to a sudden and violent halt, spraying sparks that set the grease ablaze. His gaze then turned to Evangeline, or who he assumed was Evangeline; it was difficult to make out shapes with his sight having gone blood-red with fury. This...This was not about to go unpunished. Whether it was written law that forbade it or common decency, this act against Crofte could not, would not be tolerated. He dug his heels into the dirt and spurred himself forward, straight pass Evangeline as she turned around, mumbling obscenities to herself, and into the camp. He darted from tent to tent, earning the curious gaze of multiple onlookers following him with their eyes as he sped about, a man on a mission. Finally, he found what he needed in the nearby water: a live Orobon, waddling about on its fins, stalks aroused by what it deemed to be a tiny man charging towards it with all piss and vinegar. The poor thing had no idea what was about to happen. Koporo grabbed the fish by the tail, tore it from the waters it called home, and spun it round and round in the air as Evangeline entered his crosshairs in the distance. Finally, with one powerful swing of the arm, he launched the Orobon in her direction, the fish's mouth agape with shock.
  8. Wat. Why! Why would you do this?! Because you're standing around AFKing in the middle of Ul'Dah, Kage. You're an enabler! You allow this to happen! An enabler is someone who constantly goes "we should go out for food... at these pricey tasty and delicious places"! This is not it! And you're the enabler that says "I should afk...On a server full of silly people!"
  9. Wat. Why! Why would you do this?! Because you're standing around AFKing in the middle of Ul'Dah, Kage. You're an enabler! You allow this to happen!
  10. That escalated quickly. REVEL. REVEL IN THE SHEER STUPIDITY OF THIS IMAGE.
  11. I'd be happy to join you guys. Well, if you'll have me. Edit: I submitted an application for Koporo. Fingers crossed!
  12. For those who want to interact with me as Koporo or Edgar, I am now back from my hiatus. Feels good, man.
  13. Tin Can Koporo. The Wild Blade of Great Berimu Edgar at his happiest; a quiet evening with a book to read. Edgar tracks down Delial with full intent to run her through- -But somehow Delial manages to bring a smile back to the pained Miqo'te's face. (I changed the pants for Ed's "Hunter" getup during the scene to the default Miqo'te pants because it looked better. #pantsninja)
  14. Did... did someone try to suggest that? If someone did, I don't remember reading it. It was a joke based on one of your prior statements. However, the rest of that post...I wanted to cite artists like SYRSA who use breasts for all kinds of purposes in their work, but I know, in your head, if you slap tits on a nonhuman, it's "lazy" and "insulting", so I'm not even going to bother. I recognize a quest of futility when I see it. I will, however, point out that by stating you know what the right way to do non-humans is, you are opening up a can of worms, because that in and of itself is a whole 'nother argument, one not on-topic for this thread. I can actually tell the difference. It's pretty easy for me. Though, my Lala, Koporo Aporo, has been called a girl both OOCly and ICly multiple freaking times, so I must be gifted or something.
  15. Part of me understands this thread to an extent. The other part of me is having difficulty comprehending why boobs are a bad thing.
  16. Yeah, that's actually pretty normal. Maybe if you tried taking your question to say, another thread, with an appropriate title, it might attract more attention.
  17. Having just beaten T5 as Edgar, this is a godsend for me. The timing couldn't be more perfect. I'm still scared shitless of T9, though.
  18. EBONY AND-crimson don't rhyme so this song is dead on arrival.
  19. It was the dreaded Futa-Morbol... wasn't it? ;_;
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