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While we're all discussing the lovely wiki, I couldn't help but notice that the layout of the main page remains untouched. Maybe we should pretty it up a bit?

Welcome to the Post-T5 club, how tough are ya?

dR3ccmWmLhk This song basically sums up Koporo Aporo and his difficulty coping with the death of Natalie McBeef. The lyrics themselves are arranged in such a fashion as if Koporo were leaning on the words of his mother for advice, with very simple simile usage done with stereotypical southern wording. The Aesop of the song is that his broken heart will heal, but as an adult, the protagonist of the song (the son, or in this case, Koporo) needs to stop whimpering and "suck it up, son of mine." It sounds cruel, but it is indicative of the way he was raised. He was always closer to his mom than his sister Jajara was, and I believe Cuideag will attest their mother wasn't the kindest or most subtle of caretakers. Also, if anyone has ever met/seen Koporo, they know damn well IRL Koporo would be that guy in the music video. Minus the facial hair.

There was no retcon; the Void has always gone by many names: The Void, the Unseen Realm, The Dark Realm, the World of Darkness, etc. I believe you may be getting it confused with another title, Cloud of Darkness, which is an entity within the Void and not a reference to the Void itself.

Speaking of tits, will everyone please calm theirs before Freelance has to put on the hat?

Me whenever I go to Raising Cane's

Awww, baby Miqo on the way! Shame Edgar can't show up, he'd be beside himself with joy; guy loves babies. ^^

Please don't. I didn't set up this thread to beg for money.

Edgar is a self-proclaimed Allagan loremaster. If it had anything to do with the ancient Allagan empire, he's probably had his hands all over it. He's known for bribing the Sons of Saint Conach Find team with Tomestones in exchange for curiosities that they've unearthed; it's where he got his Allagan attire. He's good to have around when dealing with stuff like the Coils and their respective Ragnaroks, or Syrcus Tower.

"GIT THINE ICY CROTCH OUT OF MINE FACE, VILLAIN!"

So. reason #2 got knocked out of the ballpark, 4 days into this hiatus. For those of you hoping to god I don't end up on the streets, well, there ya go. Basically, the issue was I was in debt about 10 dollars USD because of an ongoing XBOX Live payment that I had assumed was shut off. It was not. In the time that it took to fix that, bank fees warranted a much greater payment. This is why you take care of debt as quickly as possible. So, mom says she'll bail me out, drops 40 bucks, and everything's fine. Except it's not, because mom doesn't take the time to look at the receipt and notice I'm still down -25 USD in spite of what she put into the account. We all enter a state of "it's all paid for, no worries" while the bank charges me up the ass for it. So, one night I get a bad premonition and decide to go to the ATM. I'm now down -72 USD. Fuck me sideways. So we go to the bank, and they agree to remove all bank charges after the initial 40 dollar deposit, as long as we take care of the remaining -25. Mom puts in another good sum, and now I'm at a stable 19 USD. So...Watch your finances, kids. Always get a receipt when using the ATM, and read that thing. What the bank did for me is atypical of Banks across America. They are not inclined to do it, and most of the time they won't. Now I just sit on my meager finances and let it build. My dad offered to pay me 8 bucks for every hour of work I do at home, because at the moment, I am jobless, so I have a source of income, now. It's a glorified allowance, really, but it's money in the bank, so I'm not complaining.

"I am the Book Gremlin!"

I will be taking several weeks, if not an entire month off from FFXIV as of this post. This is due to several reasons: To get my mental faculties in check, because as of late, there has been concern in regards to my emotional and psychological state, and these concerns are validated by my medical records. For those of you upset by this, understand that for the moment, I am okay. I just need help for certain issues, and it has been offered to me. Sorting out my emotional baggage is never an easy task, and I doubt I'll be in a good state to handle the issues of this game in that time. Consider this, if you will, a time-out. Financial concerns. I cannot play this game unless I have the money. Right now I'm going through a financial whirlwind, so I'm hesitant to spend what I do have. I am physically ill, not to an extreme degree, but a significant enough one. I am not in the mood to raid while I am puking and bleeding out my nose because it's so sensitive (chronic nosebleeder, here). I hope you all understand. Cheers, -Edgar.

First go like thiiiiiiiiiis-spin around STOP. Double-take three times...One, two three! Now...PELVIC THRUST! WOOOOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOOOO-STOP ON YOUR RIGHT FOOT, DON'T FORGET IT. Now it's time to bring it around town...Bring-it-arooooouuuund toooooown...Then you do this, and this, and thisandthatandthisandthatandthisandthatandTHEN-

Kale, I believe the term that will come to be used will be "Badass". The quintessential Black Knight was also known for wielding a Greatsword. However, seeing as the Greatsword is a Renaissance weapon, you could go with the Doppelsöldner (double-pay earner). These were Landsknechte (mercenaries) in Germany who were payed double to be on the front lines, and schooled in the use of the Zweihänder.

=>Get out of the closet. You most certainly will not. There's monsters out there. =>Get out of the fucking closet, Edgar. You aren't in the Fucking Closet, you're in the Closet. Again, you refuse to leave, as you've just gotten comfortable. =>You're so far in that damn closet you're finding Christmas Presents. Presents! You didn't know it was Christmas! You begin to open your gifts. =>Goddamn it... You don't get to boss him around. =>GOD FUCKING DAMMIT God most certainly is not. =>What does this have to do with anything, just get out of the closet and tell them already! You are too busy enjoying the wonders of Christmas to contemplate the horrors of coming out to your friends and family. =>Edgar, look, yarn! WHERE? =>Get out of the closet and go find out! You can't get out of the closet. =>MOTHERFUCKER

Picarto refuses to let me register or set a nickname. Fuck it. I wanted to pop in and say hi, but it's not gonna let me.

So, what did everyone go as this Halloween? Pictures are optional, but encouraged. I went as a goddamned wizard.

So, I fight Shiva on HM, she transitions to Phase 2 of the fight...And she turns fucking invisible. I can't select her, I can see her name on the aggro list, and everyone else is attacking her, but I cannot see Shiva. She is for all intents and purposes, invisible. Has anyone else had this glitch?

Pettanko? Tsuru pettan?