Dogberry

Cookies help. If you can't get homemade, I like pepperidge farm. Oreos are also acceptable.

Merri could definitly rope Dogberry into being the bartender next time. He owes him that much at least.

Swearing is something I try to ride the line on. Anyone who's spent time around Dogberry knows that he talks like a sailor. I've actually had people sending me tells saying things like "Wow, a sailor who actually talks like a sailor! Awesome!" I swear openly and publicly, but I try to never swear at anyone. The difference being that Dogberry is more likely to exclaim "Mother F'er" out of dismay than he is to call someone one (unless he likes them and means it as a compliment.) I do appreciate that nobody's reported me so far!

There's a really wide variety of good looking clothing that are level one, all class pieces. Look around, see what looks good, and I'm sure someone on here can make whatever you want! Also, Roegadyns forever!

I had to look this card up, it's been so long. "Adds 3 mana of any single color of your choice to your mana pool, then is discarded." You bastard, lol. The caveat here, is that the "would" implies that the opportunity would arise when I was a much younger man with all the sophistication and social graces of a rhesus macaque, and not the sophisticated married gentleman that I am today. Today, I would decline the opportunity as I am a committed man. Back then I'd have taken my three mana and moved on. Of course, this is all based on the conceit that she'd even give me the time of day.

God damn I would tap that like a Black Lotus. Ahem. Uh... Yeah.

Love the idea of this. Good luck with it. My character likely wouldn't fit, as he's a sailor, but his interests are very blue collar, and I've been hoping I could have him get involved with the interests of some kind of labor union to help them out. Basically, if you've seen The Wire, I wanted him to either become or befriend something like a Frank Sobotka figure.

Holy crap, closure, sweet closure.

This is a fantastic idea, and I'd love to be a part of making something like this happen. I've never made a podcast, but I've done some minor voice and sound editing work, and can lend a hand. Personally, I think we should have representatives for both of the primary servers as regulars on the show. The more perspective we get, and the more we come together to promote an inclusive community, the better the show will be.

I did not know that! Cool fact! I'll have to break that one out when someone at the bar plays that at last call. Hahaha right. Like I go to bars anymore. I'm so old now.

Longboarding forever. Dogberry's board is practically a flat canoe.

Surfing, exploring, and the occasional acid flashback.

My character is a sketchy privateer (raids garlean ships and curtails primal activity), but deals in wares that he'd best prefer the law didn't know about for several reasons. He's not fond of being taxed out of his business, so he tends to smuggle his goods through, and he runs a lot of magitek that he doesn't want the Maelstrom to know about. He has strong feelings about the Maelstrom, as he feels it is essentially a military dictatorship. Look me up sometime, and we can share grog.

"What's the monkey for? Well, darling, if you have to ask you can't afford it."

Dammit! I'm going to have to make an AD alt, then. I love being the underdog in PVP. Well, if you ever do find yourself in the game, come say hi! I can show you all the fun new rude gestures I discovered be playing with in game actions.

Haters to the left! Syn and Naunet, what can I say about the both of you that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan? Konin, I am not privy to any kind of information like that. I don't really pay much attention to the development process in spite of I guess you could say a certain insight into it. Generally I don't pay attention to the media surrounding the game and don't ask about it at home beyond a general "welcome home how was your day what do you want for dinner?" kinda deal.

There's no way I could pick just one. Between Y'shtola, Yda, and Yellow Moon, I'd be asking "Y, Y, Y, can't I have all three?"

Ah, well good! For whatever reason, when my wife was polling what seemed most popular, Daggerfall came out last by a considerable margin so we figured we'd have more targets. I play an Orc Nightblade named Undunda gra-Lurr. She's... special. My wife plays a stuffy fish-out-of-water Altmer Sorcerer guy in Daggerfall lands. Together they get into hijinks and extreme cultural exchange, mostly by way of insulting each other and other passive-aggressive gestures of annoyance to veil their twu wuv for each other. Good times.

So, should you happen to find yourselves in Tamriel, and happen to be a part of the Daggerfall Covenant, feel free to join my guild, Aut Viam Inveniam! We have so far done some light RP. The reason we chose Daggerfall is because so far it seems like the least popular of the factions, and we wanted to be the underdogs so we'd have a target rich environment in PVP. Also, feel free to add me to your friendlist, too. My username is @elosodiablo. And here's a pre-emptive ESO haters to the left gif

OK, everyone, I think this thread has lasted about as long as it could. It was beautiful, it was wonderful, but like all things, it must end. Like a fun night at the bar, there's only one way we can end this. [video=youtube] Last call for lulz.

Cowboy Curtis is the man. I would follow Cowboy Curtis in a mind-bending journey through time, space, and reality. What am I saying? Thanks to the winning combination of chemistry and children's programming, I have!

I need more Zoe in my life. Everyone does. Gina Torres is incredibly gorgeous. When I heard she was married to Laurence Fishburne, the first thing I thought of was how unbelievably good looking their children would be.

Oh man, that guy! He's kind of a local hero where I live. He's this extremely rich guy who goes around to children's hospitals in his badass black lamborghini and hands out batman toys and signs autographs for the kids. Totally awesome.

See, threads like this will always be awesome. It's like Firefly, universally loved because it didn't get enough episodes to let us down.

Yeah, and in my head it's freaking awesome.