If your character was a raid boss...

[Brynhilde]

... What loot would they drop?

 

Upon being defeated, Bryn would drop:

 

• Armour of the Penitent set : plate armour with strong tank stats, body piece would be a breastplate embossed with the Ala Mhigan Griffin.
  
• Ring of the Great Wolf : ring with STR, VIT, DET and Crit+
  
• Ala Mhigan Banner furniture item.
  
• Armoured Aldgoat mount (rare drop). It's an Elder Longhorn Aldgoat in steel plate armour which does not scale to race. It's huge and magnificent. The tooltip would state that it is the one Aldgoat that cannot be tipped by any mortal.
  
• Fire crystals.

[Zael Aders]

Ooh. Let me dig into this...

 

Loot from Ludivine would be:

 

• Vengeful Fervor - Ludivine's butterfly knife. Bad stats, but glamour-friendly!
  
• Deep-scarred wristwraps of [fending/aiming/etc.] - Ludivine's always-worn bracelets. Usual item level and stat things, with a slashing resist bonus.
  
• Amalj'aa relic [weapon] - A set of weapons for each class, shaped like Amalj'aa armaments.
  
• Shadow-puppet mount - The standard super rare mount. A shape made of shadow not quite a horse and not quite a Behemoth. Another one of Ludivine's shadow-trickery, or something more sinister...?
  
• Ludivine Goultard Triple Triad card.
  

[Telluride]

Lute of the Defiant: A vanity item that replaces that stupid harp animation for bard songs with a beautifully carved lute.

 

Emote item: Lute. /playlute lets one use the above animation as an emote.

 

Oschon's Chapeau: Dex hat. Modeled after the FSH hat. Dammit.

 

Bardic Boots: Dex boots that look like something a male bard would actually wear.

 

Musician's belt: Dex belt that actually has a model and shows an instrument case on the hip.

 

Flask of The Imbiber: Resusable potion. Cool down time 15 mins. Adds 20 to str and vit and piety; lowers dex and int by 20. Lasts 1 minute.

[SessionZero]

Reilan would drop:

 

- Sellsword's Armor of Fending (tank gear)

- Sellsword's Boots of Striking (DoW)

- Sellsword's Wristwraps of Casting (DoM INT)

 

- Rogue's Drink Set (furniture item, table/counter placement)

 

- Reilan Orycia Triple Triad card

[Melkire]

• Thal's Own (ROG weapon) : A pair of wicked, serrated knives, worn with use and inscribed with over five dozen small, intricate runes detailing their history throughout Limsa Lominsa.
  
• Bloodied Brass Knuckles (PGL weapon) : These knuckles have long since rusted over.
  
• Blue Amalj'aa Headband (DoW Head) : An heirloom bequeathed to a one-time diplomat.
  
• White Ring of Devotion (Rare Drop) : Ring with STR, DEX, VIT, and DET
  
• Weighted Dice (Rare Drop) : One-time use consumable item. Guarantees that your next /random will roll a 777.
  
• Stack of Raunchy Novellas (Interior Furnishing) : Exactly what it sounds like.
  
• Haunches (emote item) : Character drops onto their haunches, arms resting on their knees.
  
• Siltstone Whetstone

 

• Osric Melkire Triple Triad card
  

[ChewableMorphine]

• Tax Cutter - Bearded golden axe with the blade shaped like a spade (WAR/MRD)
  
• Golden Fists - Like the Wootz Fists design, only pure gold with glowing yellow aura (PGL/MNK)
  
• Poker Addict - Pool cue (LNC/DRG)
  
• Slice and Dice - Two gold stilettos + yellow aura (ROG/NIN)
  
• Lady Liberty - Shaped like KH's Omega Weapon (GLD/PLD)
  
• Golden Shower - Golden bow with diamond suit-themed arrows (ARC/BRD)
  
• Payday - Staff with a heart suit head(WHM)
  
• 3's and 7's - Staff with the head of a club (BLM)
  
• Book of Indictments - Hyena themed gilded binding, inside glowing yellow with no visible design (SMN)
  
• Card Counter - Book's binding represents the back of a playing card, pages are a card-art rendition of the Sultana as the Queen and Raubahn as King (SCH)
  

Bonus:

 

• Affluence - Massive gold blade with card suit engravings along the blade (DRK)
  
• Fistful o' Gil - Intricately engraved Colt Python with Flynt's likeness vaguely reclined on the barrel like a pinup model (MCH)
  
• House of Cards - Face cards modeled after Grand Company leaders orbiting a golden sphere (AST)
  

- iLvl 100 Weaponry with moderate stats, increases gil drops with weapon equipped, overly extravagant gold design promoted more as a glamour fuel.

 

 

 

Knox - Paladin's shield, carries the gil bonus instead of Lady Liberty

 

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Metallic Gold Dye (Rare Drop)

 

Flynt Reddard (Triad Card) (Very Rare Drop) - Up: 7 Left: A Right: 7 Down: 1

 

Allagan Platinum Piece (Uncommon Drop)

 

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Achievement: "Jackpot"

• Title: "Golden Boy/Girl"
  

[Aoi Fukiku]

Bri would be a very melee friendly fight (FOR ONCE IN EVERY MMO'S LIFETIME) and be against ranged.

 

Ranged players would have their weapons kicked out of their hands with an AE that is undodgable called - Dishonoring the Fight. It will happen every time a ranged DPS crits.

 

Melee will hold the buff- Honored Fighter in which they do not lose their weapons but if their health gets low they get a dps increase to their abilities, like a frenzy. Buff lasts until above 35%. It will have an internal cooldown of 2 minutes. DPS will have to sit below 35% health to try and do max DPS as Bri would be considered a max DPS race fight with a very hard engage. Don't kill her in 3 minutes? She gets angry and feels everyone is unworthy and one shots the entire raid with a Roundhouse kick.

 

Healers - Healers will have to juggle the health pools of the  the melee dps and tanks. If a Tank is at full Health Bri will ignore them and go for the lower health tank (second highest on the threat chart). There will be raid wide AE such as kicks and Howling punches which will be a frontal cone. Simple healing fun..(lol)

 

Tanks - Tanks as stated above would need to be kept at around 50-70% health to hold Bri's threat table. She would be set to two different standards- Health based, hate based. The person who has the least health and highest threat gets to tank her. A tank swap will be required as she will do 'Touch of Death' which will be a heavy debuff, undispellable dot on the tank every 1 minute. If she pairs it with internal release it will instantly one shot a tank. Tanks will have to switch back and forth to eat the proper debuff so the other doesn't die.

 

Upon death, Bri will drop

 

Visor of the Foreseen - Melee DPS gear - When worn gives the player's screen a visual affect. All aether using figures will become white and glow. Effect is removed upon hiding helm or removing.

 

Chestguard of the Pocket Healer- Healer gear - Will have an on usage affect to shrink down the player. No stat changes. Lasts 30 seconds.

 

Iron Gauntlets of the Fallen Fighter - Monk/Pug weapons. Just fancy glowing things. Usage affect to allow a special emote pray.

 

Warrior's Stern - Tank Shield- Usage affect for in combat as a mini shield wall/extra tank cooldown to lower incoming damage. It will generate a shield affect around the user. Lasts 3 seconds, 2 minute cooldown.

[cuideag]

Jajara would drop:

 

- A brilliant perfectly cut and polished fire opal set in a gold base, clearly meant to be worn on the forehead as Dunesfolk might do. Lalafell only. (STR, DET, VIT)

- An expertly crafted rose gold ring.

- A large sack of gil.

- A well used but well cared for hammer. (GSM/BSM/ARM only. Craftsmanship and Control.)

- One random piece of HQ craftsman AF gear. Just falls out of her pockets.

- Rare Drop: Adamantoise ornament housing decoration. It's not as fancy as the one the Sultana is rumored to have.

 

Delial would drop:

 

- An expertly sharpened dagger of simple silver design. Seems to be mostly ceremonial and not very practical for actual rigorous combat.

- A silver ring. The engraved design is faded, but it vaguely resembles either fire, or wings.

- An empty bottle of wine.

- Heeled leather thighboots. Hyur/Roegadyn only. (Crit, DET)

- Anywhere from one to three trashy romance novel(s).

- Rare Drop: /heartbreaker emote. Smirk like a lady who destroys people for fun.

[little-patchy]

A'to would probably drop that blue yukata that he always seems to wear.

[ChewableMorphine]

• Weighted Dice (rare drop) : One-time use consumable item. Guarantees that your next /random will roll a 777.
  

 

GET OUT

[Melkire]

• Weighted Dice (rare drop) : One-time use consumable item. Guarantees that your next /random will roll a 777.
  

 

GET OUT

 

NO U

 

I was going to make it 999 but that would've OP as all hell. Then I remembered your little jackpot....

[ChewableMorphine]

• Weighted Dice (rare drop) : One-time use consumable item. Guarantees that your next /random will roll a 777.
  

 

GET OUT

 

NO U

 

I was going to make it 999 but that would've OP as all hell. Then I remembered your little jackpot....

 

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[Edvyn]

you get nothing

 

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[Volk]

Ameline Valtin - Only appears if your groups have been nice and supportive to one another.

 

If you burn her, she casts angry giraffe and raid wipe ensues.

 

//~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~//

 

if you /hug her, she /blowkiss and runs away dropping the following for all players:

 

• 10 Rowena's Token of Poetics (always)
  
• Wind-up Ameline minion (rare)
  

[ChewableMorphine]

Ameline Valtin - Only appears if your groups have been nice and supportive to one another.

 

If you burn her, she casts angry giraffe and raid wipe ensues.

 

//~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~//

 

if you /hug her, she /blowkiss and runs away dropping the following for all players:

 

• 10 Rowena's Token of Poetics (always)
  
• Wind-up Ameline minion (rare)
  

 

Why does this vaguely remind me of something from another Squeenix game...

 

OH OH OH I KNOW WHAT IT IS

 

THIS GUY!

[Volk]

Ameline Valtin - Only appears if your groups have been nice and supportive to one another.

 

If you burn her, she casts angry giraffe and raid wipe ensues.

 

//~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~//

 

if you /hug her, she /blowkiss and runs away dropping the following for all players:

 

• 10 Rowena's Token of Poetics (always)
  
• Wind-up Ameline minion (rare)
  

 

Why does this vaguely remind me of something from another Squeenix game...

 

OH OH OH I KNOW WHAT IT IS

 

THIS GUY!

 

FLYNT WIPE

[Sounsyy]

Sounsyy Mirke is defeated.

 

• Weathered Ala Mhigan Scutum - (GLA) This slightly convex, 3.5 fulm tall, 18 ponz, cobalt scutum has stood fast against myriad horrors no shield should. It looks just as worn and scarred as its previous owner. Maybe an Armorer could repair it? Or just vendor trash.
  
• Old Resistance Breastplate - (GLA/MRD) A sturdy, cobalt breastplate fitted over a skin-tight leather jerkin and sleeves. Aside from a few nicks and dings, it appears to be in good working order, but probably only fits Miqo'te.
  
• Storm Captain's Insignia - (Misc.) A pretty metal insignia depicting the Lominsan standard with gold leaf trim. Sure hope you weren't a Storm Private.
  
• Cracked Kobold Helm - (Housing Item) The helm of some long dead Kobold soldier. Sounsyy claimed this trophy back in the days before the Calamity, during Limsa's war with the kobolds.
  
• Qiqirn Fate-Die - (Misc.) A tiny die used as currency by the Qiqirn. It's a bit ironic that she met this fate and that you got this drop. What kind of fate will the holder of this die fall victim too?
  
• Red Lotus Gem - (Misc.) A small red gemstone found at the bottom of Mirke's pack. An ornate carving of an Ala Mhigan Fighting Fish adorns one side, but otherwise seems like a useless paperweight - which is what its previous owner was using it for, coincidentally.
  

[ChewableMorphine]

Ameline Valtin - Only appears if your groups have been nice and supportive to one another.

 

If you burn her, she casts angry giraffe and raid wipe ensues.

 

//~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~//

 

if you /hug her, she /blowkiss and runs away dropping the following for all players:

 

• 10 Rowena's Token of Poetics (always)
  
• Wind-up Ameline minion (rare)
  

 

Why does this vaguely remind me of something from another Squeenix game...

 

OH OH OH I KNOW WHAT IT IS

 

THIS GUY!

 

FLYNT WIPE

 

DOES THAT MEAN I WAS RIGHT?!

 

I KNEW IT I KNEW IT NO GAMEPLAY MECHANIC GOES UNDER MY NOSE

[MadWater]

Brave Horizon:

 

- Her pants.

[Caspar]

Labyrinth Eye Patch:

An eye patch made from a discarded Darksteel Doman sword guard. Innocuous-looking enough, it carries a profoundly unsettling aura.

Head

Dyeable, Unique, Untradable.

i130 MNK/NIN

Str, Dex, Vit, Det, Crit

 

Labyrinth Torque:

A set of plain, white bandages that encircle the chest and waist. Appearing to be nothing more than plain, normal sarashi, they too have an unsettling aura, and that's after they've been washed.

Belt

Unique, Untradable.

Str, Dex, Vit, Det, Acc

 

x1-5 Apricot Seeds

 

x50 Buffalo Jerky

 

/genuflect:

Emote. Bows head to the floor and holds it there reverently. Good for begging for forgiveness, or being overly polite.

 

Battle Beetle:

A fat beetle, common in Doma, with long, pronged horns atop its head. Many raise it to fight other beetles and gamble on the outcome, but this one is awfully well fed and docile. Will roll over if /poked. Menacingly circles other beetles. Pet item.

 

Piggy Burner:

A small Doman ceramic incense burner with porcine design. Burn incense in it in the late summer afternoons to drive off mosquitoes and chigoes. Outdoor decor item.

[Telluride]

Brave Horizon:

 

- Her pants.

 

Does that really require her defeat?

 

-Manderville tooth gleam-

[Aaron]

Ice Ring - A ring made of tinted black ice as cold as the void. (Ring that boosts CRIT & DET when using ice type moves (BLM will love this))

Frostheart - A frozen statuate reminenescent of a crystal ice heart. (Miscellaneous item that would be worth the same amount on the MB as say a Inferno Horn. Big bucks yo.)

 

Frostbite Sword (GLD) - A sword made from ice as hard as steel, it radiates cold profusely.

 

Black Ice Outfit (Vanity) - A custom all black outfit with a single sword sheathe slung around the lower back.

 

Ice Dragon (housing item) - A small statue of the winged ice dragon summoned in Aaron's Limit Break.

 

Stfu Stone (very rare) - Allows you to freeze a bad conversation off ending it after you get the last word, frequently used by Aaron himself.

[Kellach Woods]

Hm, for Kell...

 

- Stylized masks for every class - Example : An offshoot of the Phlegeton's Mask for WAR, and something more classy for PLD. iLvl equal to current tomestones.

 

- Weapons for every class (iLvl equal to current tomestones) - Dyeable, Desynthesizable. Most of them are made to evoke ornate alternate weaponry for each class (Example : DRG - Halberd, MNK - Wraps with magical characters written on them) 

 

- Rare Drop : The Emperor's Oil - Right-click to have your character exhibit the watery effect as though you were standing in rain.

[MadWater]

Brave Horizon:

 

- Her pants.

 

Does that really require her defeat?

 

-Manderville tooth gleam-

 

It can't really, because when that happens, everyone's a winner.

[kitakaze]

Sazhi'to would drop:

 

• Historian's Spectacles : "A pair of well worn spectacles. The frame seems to be made of a bendable alloy to accommodate archivists of any race." ~ (DoM - INT, MND, PIE)
  
• Cracked Cactuar Earring : "This decorative seedkin is mising a limb." ~ (Glamor item)
  
• Sazhi'to Bajhiri Tripple Triad card : ULDR: 6464
  

Rare-

• Insomnia : "A heavy black leather tome, embossed with silver inlay. The pages are completely filled with impressively small handwritimg. Whether or not most of it is legible..." ~ (SCH/SMN tome - INT, MND, Crit, Crit Chance - Black and silver cover, inside the pages are almost completely black with tiny lettering. Faint blue glow effect with green runes in the fashion of the Book of Diamons/Spades )
  
• A Treatise on the Tactics of the Scholars of Nym During the War of the Magi : "This huge tome is nearly as thick as it is high, and the gold leaf title takes up almost the whole cover." ~ (Housing item. When activated it opens and produces several motes of light imitating SCH fairies in miniature)