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You people are being too softball. I love you all, really, but for a roast you gotta be MEAN!

 

Cici, like her pizza buffet namesake, is a good idea in theory until you end up covered in grease.

 

And speaking of namesakes, Franz, I hope one day you'll live up to yours and end up getting shot.

 

Warren, Warren, Warren... what can I say about you that has not already been said about Dalamud?

 

Kage, your hat is really nice. Does it come in Lalafell sizes?

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Warren, when are you gonna leave that pretty wee kitten of yours and find yourself a real woman?

 

Or do you know you couldn't handle one?

 

Hell of a comment coming from the woman sating her needs with half a roegadyn!

 

hay warren that was a nice speedy post edit. :P

 

Are you as quick in the sack?

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Warren, when are you gonna leave that pretty wee kitten of yours and find yourself a real woman?

 

Or do you know you couldn't handle one?

 

Hell of a comment coming from the woman sating her needs with half a roegadyn!

 

hay warren that was a nice speedy post edit. :P

 

Are you as quick in the sack?

 

You're going to have to wonder about that while Doggy oils up the ol' pneumatic, because I don't kiss and tell.

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Nebbs must put a lil something extra in that cake to stay so happy and calm all the time.

 

yea.. and she sells it to folks... it's called F.A.T.E.-U-Like

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Warren, when are you gonna leave that pretty wee kitten of yours and find yourself a real woman?

 

Or do you know you couldn't handle one?

 

As soon as Bryn stops finding solace in half-a-roe's bedding!

 

I can't really blame her. Parts of Dogberry can be set to vibrate. Mortal men just can't compete.

 

Gegenji, buddy, you ever consider seeking "halp" for that speech impediment?

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I can't really blame her. Parts of Dogberry can be set to vibrate. Mortal men just can't compete.

 

And the true men can get the same effect without replacing their bits with bots! It's okay to need equipment for your equipment, we won't judge you to your face.

 

...What can we say about Warren that hasn't been beaten out of him already and sold for prize money?

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