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I'm just gonna say it is being made by Japan.

 

I really hope Japan does a good job on this game.

 

TAKE THAT EDGAR.

 

This post almost put a smile on my face.

 

Good thing that'll never happen. The universe might explode, or something.

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I'm just gonna say it is being made by Japan.

 

I really hope Japan does a good job on this game.

 

I'm going to say it is being made by the Orient. Also known as the Far East.

 

I really hope the Orient (Also known as the Far East) does a good job on this game.

 

Well, I for one hope (*credits roll for about 15-20 minutes*) all perform to the best of their collective abilities to make this a quality FF7 rehash.

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Holy shit people, if you actually like Final Fantasy the series there is no reason to NOT be excited for this port. If Square Enix can actually pull this off (hurrr >implying), then it will mean nothing but good news for the series. After the ass disaster that was FFXIII and it's ilk, SE has been much more responsive to fan feedback, and if they get enough thumbs up for revisiting and remaking older games, who's to stop them from doing more? Now get those rods out of your butts and be happy, I mean - it could have been a port to the iOS for Chrissake, and that would have been good cause to be upset.

 

FF6 will never get a proper remake because Japan hates it. MQ will never get a proper remake because EVERYONE ELSE BUT ME hates it.

 

FF2 had a remake on the PSP, so I'm not going to count it, but damned if I wouldn't take another on a platform I actually own (or just port the PSP one to Steam since IIRC that one's pretty good).

 

So, again, why should I care about FFVII getting a remake? The games I really want to see remade/sequelized/reimagined/EVEN JUST LOCALIZED? They're far behind Square-Enix and have no chance in hell to get remade.

 

And that goes DOUBLE for Enix because I want a unified revisit of the Soul Blazer/IoG/Terranigma trilogy more than anything else.

 

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That being said, I'm still going to pick it up - I didn't like VII for various reasons, and maybe the remake will actually be something I'm interested in. It'll bridge the universe closer to the expanded universe, and their own storytelling is already done so they can polish that up. Plus, a much improved translation will be very, VERY welcome.

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I'm just gonna say it is being made by Japan.

 

I really hope Japan does a good job on this game.

 

I'm going to say it is being made by the Orient. Also known as the Far East.

 

I really hope the Orient (Also known as the Far East) does a good job on this game.

 

Well, I for one hope (*credits roll for about 15-20 minutes*) all perform to the best of their collective abilities to make this a quality FF7 rehash.

 

Not like the last one they made...

 

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We don't talk about that one.

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Added voice-overs will yield us the following line in full voice :

 

SIT DOWN AND DRINK YOUR GODDAMN TEA.

 

"WHERE'S ITS FUCKING HEAD?!"

 

I'm hoping to hear the near-Shakespearean delivery of

 

"GET YO' SPIKY ASS OVER HERE!" - Barret

 

And of course: "This guy are sick."

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Added voice-overs will yield us the following line in full voice :

 

SIT DOWN AND DRINK YOUR GODDAMN TEA.

 

"WHERE'S ITS FUCKING HEAD?!"

 

I'm hoping to hear the near-Shakespearean delivery of

 

"GET YO' SPIKY ASS OVER HERE!" - Barret

 

And of course: "This guy are sick."

 

When they make Cloud sit down and drink his god damn tea, I really need the proper emotional conveying to be apparent here.

 

1997 Technology is not going to work. I need layers upon layers of emotional depth in Cloud's face as he solemnly obeys the order to drink his tea. I need to see it in his eyes. His lips. His heart. I need to see it all over his face. I need his knees to shake and his feet to be wet with his piss. I need to see how it was meant to be seen. In full HD, 1080P 60 FPS.

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Couldn't care less.  I'm sick to death of FF4, FF7, and XIII getting all the remakes and additions to their worlds and lore.  They're overdone, but the fantards won't let anyone hear the end of it.  SE just needs to do a full remake of 6 from the ground up and stop ignoring its potential.

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Having both feet firmly in the '7 was the best, come at me Kefka nerds' camp, and having wished for a remake since PS2 launched -- I. Am. Hype. As. Hell.

 

Probably going to be peeved at Aerith (I am an Aeris guy. I know it was a mistranslation but idgaf; her name is Aeris.) in voiced dialogue, but it's like I'm a kid again. Last Guardian, Shenmue kickstarter, and FF7 PS4 remake. If I can get some Persona 5 footage before everything ends I will be completely and utterly finished.

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Couldn't care less.  I'm sick to death of FF4, FF7, and XIII getting all the remakes and additions to their worlds and lore.  They're overdone, but the fantards won't let anyone hear the end of it.  SE just needs to do a full remake of 6 from the ground up and stop ignoring its potential.

 

 

"Fantards"? Wow, that isn't unnecessary or anything. 

 

OH WELL LOL 

 

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In b4 moderation for image macro. Despite it being totally warranted and relevant.

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Final Fantasy 7 came out when I was a little one. And at that time I wasn't that good at games. But now I can finally play Final Fantasy 7 to my heart's content. ; ; Happy tears.

 

Also, I want a Final Fantasy 6 remake too! Please SE, FF6 as well! :bouncy:

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This and the Cammy reveal for Street Fighter V were the two main things I love the most about E3 so far.

 

Funny, I had close to the exact opposite reaction to this.

 

But mostly because I'm not a fan of her getting bigger boobs when they were perfectly fine before and the incredibly creepy angle they use for her pre-fight animation (seriously, that crotch shot is NOT an accident, people). Oh, and the fact that she still gratuitously wears a one-piece when there is absolutely no Earthly reason for her to be doing so.

 

I can't take the character seriously because of things like this. And the guys never get that kind of treatment. It irritates me. If a guy ever gets a skin-tight crotch-and-ass shot in their pre-fight animation and it's not played for laughs I might change my tune, but otherwise...

 

Well, I'll probably still play the game, but I won't play as Cammy. Or Chun-Li. Or, at the very least, use one of the alt costumes that are less ridiculous.

 

I bet Sakura's gonna be back in and still wearing that silly school seifuku, despite being canonically middle-aged. lol. What a treat that'll be...

 

 

But anyway. Yeah. FFVII. How many more years will we have to wait for this, I wonder? Heh. Gotta get KH3 and FFXV out the door first, I think.

 

Hope it doesn't take too long for gameplay footage to surface.

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FF7 was my first introduction to the series, and while it has long since become a game I have no real love for I'm still gladdened for all the fans of it who have had their wishes answered. I'll probably play it on PC provided the port isn't a mess, just to see what they've done different, and hope that it being successful will ensure a remake of 6 or 9 in the coming years. But, given the whole popularity scale 8 will likely be the next in line... Which I will refuse to play as I found almost nothing redeeming about that title, save Triple Triad.

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aww ye gimme me the batshit surreality of the Wall Market infiltration in full, glorious HD

 

my ideal for this is that they keep the EU stuff far away. the dumb retcons, the floaty Advent Children style of "action", the complete 180 of most of the cast's personality into blandville, all of it. blech that stuff has been so consistently bad.

 

I hope they keep the off-kilter charm of the original; if they tone that down in favor of constant brooding melodrama it'll kill my enthusiasm super fast. Let Aeris/th be the awesome saucy weirdo she was in the original and not the pure-hearted macguffin she is in everything else. Let Yuffie still be kind of an amoral asshole and not a generic genki girl, let Cloud go back to being that cocky goober who says shit like, "Shinra dog! I'm gonna dognap you!!"

 

FFVII has the goofy distinction of being both under- and over- rated. It's a very flawed but uniquely cool game that's often misremembered, or remembered for the wrong reasons. I'm cautiously optimistic about this.

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my ideal for this is that they keep the EU stuff far away. the dumb retcons, the floaty Advent Children style of "action", the complete 180 of most of the cast's personality into blandville, all of it. blech that stuff has been so consistently bad.

I wasn't aware that all that stuff was the fault of Europe....

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Couldn't care less.  I'm sick to death of FF4, FF7, and XIII getting all the remakes and additions to their worlds and lore.  They're overdone, but the fantards won't let anyone hear the end of it.  SE just needs to do a full remake of 6 from the ground up and stop ignoring its potential.

 

 

"Fantards"? Wow, that isn't unnecessary or anything. 

 

OH WELL LOL 

 

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In b4 moderation for image macro. Despite it being totally warranted and relevant.

That gif is beautiful

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I wasn't aware that all that stuff was the fault of Europe....

I'm not sure if you're messing with me and if I'm ruining the joke by explaining, but in this context it's short for extended universe. Usually born from the creative process of "aww shit how long can we cash in on ?"

 

also,

 

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FFVII is a Cool Game

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