Describe your backstory in the worst way!

[CrimsonAir]

Annabelle Nemesia Guts except it's Guts without a tongue, both arms and eyes, and smaller weapons. 

Also nowhere near as cool or interesting

 

 

yes

[Ellmida]

Ellmida Westros: Lost child with poor memory seeks biological relatives

[Shimizu no Koichi]

Koichi -- his family dies in a fire, becomes everyone's "dragon-mom"

[Kisa Treani]

Kisa - Sees the moon hit the world, killing countless amount of people. Gets caught in a massive aetheric explosion that strikes her blind, paralyzed and above all... gives her pink hair and eyes? A few months later she was able to walk and see again... sort of... and now can cast spells... so... winner?

[Pugnacious-Pugilist]

R'adato:  Punchcat learns beneath a grand master of punching in order to punch more things like a complete loser after coming to Eorzea. Moons falling from the skies and separating him from his friends makes for a sad clown mcbrown that tucks all his tragic timmies in his unhappy box.

[Kazukata]

Binging alcoholic saved by the power of song.

[PSDuckie]

Tyll'a: Lost his family and never got over it.

[Amnesic]

Cotton: Lost memory in desert, decides to become hippie. Logic.

 

Yep, that's as horribly lacking in detail and relatively boring way you could state hers. It isn't even a complete sentence.

[Scarlet Fisher]

Scarlet: Her pet chocobo died when she was a child and now wants to live forever to compensate for the tragic loss.

[Lamia]

Lamia: Man becomes incarnation of nasa and tries to decide between taking over the world, or becoming indiana jones.

[Swanmay]

Rosalie: Sassy know it all decides she likes stabbing things rather than books, sings about it.

 

Seiren: Broken girl murders for a living then finds love and has a heart attack because...oh god what is this feeling? What are feelings?

[Talvi Noita]

Left home because she's a bad healer who has Echo nightmares. 

 

Found out she's good at making things explode with black magic. 

 

Became "Warrior of Light" fan-girl and followed along behind them trying to catch up with her heroes but never saw them. [important Note: is not Warrior of Light herself] 

 

Got involved with Carteneua battle, went power crazy but came to her sense when Bahamut broke free.

 

Got caught in time spell mid panic attack and spent several days thinking she was either dead or crazy. 

 

Unable to find her family she opened up a small Alchemy shop behind a Library in The Lavender Beds.

[Talvi Noita]

Maybe I should have just said... 

 

 

Black Mage with PTSD opens up Alchemy Shop.

[Garrick]

Character poorly dreamt up at 3am gets edgelord treatment.

 

Or

 

Kid with issues runs away from home, gets broke, stays in Ul'dah.

[Hali]

Corelyn:

Prissy little nerd girl joins the big bad military, gets her ass kicked and turns traitor. Gets her ass kicked more and starts hanging out with some pirates. They get their asses kicked so she goes to cry about it. Becomes even bigger nerd. Reunites with old friend. Meets more friends. Makes a bunch of gizmos. Tells friends she's a wimpy traitor. Spoilers: Some people find out and kick her ass. Now she's back with her own people because she got her ass blackmailed. Ripperoni in pieces.

 

Dail'a:

Total asshole leaves his tribe because he thinks they're bigger assholes. Newsflash: It's just him being the asshole. Goes around picking fights with everything. gets his ass kicked a bunch, but kicks some asses too. Meets some girl and gets all mushy over her. Ruins his hardass cred. Kicks some more asses to compensate. Gets involved with shady people who make him an edgelord. Diabeetus couple runs away to "find themselves" or some cheesy bullshit. Asshole comes back and, surprise, is still an asshole.

[LadyPseudo]

She was born. Stuff happened. Went places. Killed things and got gil for it.

[C'io Behkt]

C'io Behkt: After being grounded for five years, argues with daddy, leaves house and becomes working girl in seedy city.

[Kallera]

A daughter from a bunch of piss poor poachers doesn't fall far from the tree, Kallera became an adventurer not a day after promising her parents she'd seek and honorable and honest life. And staying one the minute her flagging craftswoman business falls through.

[Delilah Scythewood]

Parva : Mommy issues galore, she succeeded said mommy and now has her job. Oh, and her tribe is super nosey about her sex life.

[SanguineSins]

Aerlys: Adopted not-quite-a-woman takes her spear and goes for a walk. Gets stronger like a Saiyan, by getting her ass kicked by things bigger than her and coming back for revenge. Still taking that walk however.

[Josikun]

Coerthan country bumpkin moves to the city to become a white knight, and had a lot of daddy issues

[Mordred Lyloche]

Djet Mkhai: Gutter trash breaks out of prison, runs away with nobleman's daughter, and becomes a mass-murderer of monsters and bad dudes.

[Shadow]

Cat raised by a Giraffe

[111]

Masked Miqo'te: Zombie runs Free Company.

 

Dusk Shadow: Roegadyn thaumaturge helps you die.

[Gegenji]

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