Describe your backstory in the worst way!

[Momoka 24]

I saw this prompt on tumblr and had a laugh. Describe your oc’s backstory in the shittiest way you can imagine! Ill start:

 

Therese Orycia: spear wielding elf with daddy issues consistently and constantly burns bridges with loved ones. 

[Edgar 140]

I saw this prompt on tumblr and had a laugh. Describe your oc’s backstory in the shittiest way you can imagine! Ill start: 

 

 

Therese Orycia: spear wielding elf with daddy issues consistently and constantly burns bridges with loved ones. 

 

Welp, I gotta admit, that's a terrible way to describe it.

 

I suppose I'll go next:

 

Edgar Gandervalt: Prodigal catboy genius nearly starves to death in his bedroom because the door is locked from the outside.

 

Kokoporo Apaporo: Momma's boy finally moves out of the goddamn house.

[JudicialHunter 33]

Rihxo: Pretty cat-lady decides to walk home from the bar and almost dies.

 

Arata: Uh oh, it looks like Garleans! Better run!

 

Adelaide: The Dangers of Too Much Magitek

[cuideag 191]

Terrible woman confuses "love" for "a knife or few in the back," doesn't understand why it's such a big deal.

[AekiraSwyfte 21]

Aekira: Sad man inspired to start a business after losing everyone he ever loved.

 

Alternatively, for Hiro: Local amnesiac is falling, in STYLE.

[MBajihri 24]

Mhaya: Traumatized gladiator and friends are up to no good, causing mischief and making bad puns when in each others' company.

[GhostlyMaiden 82]

Nanagi: Mage discovering her parents died in the most typical way.......

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Amalj'aa.

[Marcy 57]

Marcy: A Lana Del Rey song, but without the daddy.

[Gegenji 646]

Gogonji: Supposed self-proclaimed super-smart egotistical prick doesn't fact-check and goes on a warpath that risks throwing all of Eorzea under the bus for his own personal agenda. Not the least bit apologetic afterward, still wants to use Eorzea as a weapon.

 

Chachanji: Childish dunce reads too many storybooks, wants to be a hero, and throws a tantrum when his father wants him to do real work. Runs away from home because "SCREW YOU DAD" and only has second thoughts after the Garleans burn his home down.

 

Judge: LIZARD GRANDPA HIDES FROM OVERLY DRAMATIC PAST BEHIND DARK ARMOR AND LOUD NOISES. ALSO HORSE.

[Warren Castille 1168]

Communism.

[DrDucker 13]

Red Duck - AKA Akuma Clone

[Kurt S. 89]

Kurt Steel : Son of a pirate kicked out of the house. Does the things for gil. The Walking Disappointment (season 3.15)

 

Nah Amariyo : Daddy's girl kills mommy dearest. Lies about moving on. Shoves herself into hero making machine. Totally not escapism the movie.

 

Ramona Spencer : Whiny attention seeker comes into gil inheritance too early. Develops obsession for white haired boy. Spirals into yandereism.

[Tortles 124]

Full grown man with daddy issues, still behaving like teenager.

[U'roh Tia 10]

U'roh Tia: Catboy decides to stupidly challenge the Tribe Nunh, loses and becomes a Dragoon Shounen Hero.

 

The end.

[Soldowner 1]

Small child sells soul for friendship and a "Hero of Justice" membership card.

[Nebbs 299]

Nebula:- She had a bad start in life but rather than seeing the good side she chose to see only the bad side. She disappointed and left every guild and group she ever joined and even those she had loved grew to hate her. She truly is a lazy selfish cat who drifts from one thing to another ruining peoples lives and running away from anything difficult.

[Ramen 28]

Doctor Ozerov: Man with daddy issues and doctorate written on napkins ruins life for everyone he loves with rocks and fat chocobos.

 

Blake Forrester: Florida Man catches fire from blue kool-aid and follows Florida refugees to Britain where he continues to depress people.

[Jaliqai 68]

I love this prompt. :'D

 

Jaliqai Qulaan: Tribal lizardlady has broken babymaker, gets really angry, loses her family and friends, becomes an alcoholic, makes terrible decisions, un-becomes an alcoholic (sort of), moves, starts a company, and finds friends and family again. Unsurprisingly, babymaker still appears broken. Oh, and feelings.

[Knight Kat 178]

Kiht Jakkya: A non-traditional, traditional Keeper who decided to sit on everyone's fences instead of doing her own thing.

 

Qara Hotgo: An orphaned mail delivery lady who is to become the worst Sith Lord ever.

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Zana'to Ranu: Retired red coat with a crazy wife, friends, and four kids. In the style of Wrestmania.

 

Kirkirik Tirtirik: One of the wishes from Aladdin in reverse. Oh! Also rocks. Lots of rocks.

[Roe Dad 72]

Okhi: Parents hanged for piracy and leave her to die on some strangers doorstep.

 

Xha'to: Left to live and die on the docks of Limsa.

[WhiteLycanXII 3]

Luca: Every revenge anime ever, except nothing ever happens. So. Almost every revenge anime ever.

 

Leih'a: Ex-Pitdog Ex-Corsair Secret-Ninja machinist looking for love. He fails at all of those things.

 

Ninifae:

[K'nahli 132]

K'nahli:

Ignorant teen miqo'te can't stop feeling sorry for herself and keeps pissing off those she cares about.

 

Andre:

Spoiled noble boy thinks it's a good idea to run away from his problems despite how guilty it would make him look.

 

Alex:

Affectless mercenary doesn't know how to have fun.

 

Nhogai:

Brutish, overdramatic Xaelan turns his life into a teen drama by planning to reward his own shortcomings with death.

 

Naika:

Savage Xaelan tracker thinks she can find one specific person on an entire continent by sitting in the Quicksand.

 

Lulani:

Childish Lalafel would literally do almost anything to win a special girl's good graces.

 

K'taynu:

Arrogant miqo'te just wants to show off to his estranged family of five years upon his return.

 

Viera(hopefully):

Eager Viera hopes a mentor and friend will eventually see him as more than a student and friend.

[PhantasticPanda 42]

Zanzan Yanzan: Angsty teenager prone to emotional breakdowns nearly kills himself with fire because his sister was better at everything. Later becomes a poet and fanfic writer to impress girls.

 

Claude Duval: Father killed in a dragon drive-by while on duty. Now works in the Dragoon division of the Ishgard Police Department to exact revenge and justice while protecting his nerdy brother from thugs in the next installment of Bad Boys.

 

Iron Claw: Immortal Flames military man that belongs on the A-Team rather than an actual military force.

[Caspar 259]

Atomic dumpling hates her deadbeat surrogate mom. Also determinism.