Describe your backstory in the worst way!

[elyn]

Late blooming teenage angst with a pinch of poor direction.

[TLATopHat]

Marie:  Bored rich girl buys her way into adventure, with only minor permanent scarring.
Y'dela:  Street cat protects precious cinnamon roll, marries it.
Quntei: Punch-happy Xaela travels halfway around to world to learn how to punch harder.

[Burgenheim]

Old man enters his mid-life crisis 30 years too late.

[thehomage]

Carrie Hazel: Slave commits murder. Future Wife forgives her

 

Gael Moore: Tall Irish Cripple yells at cloud

[Idristan Agache]

Angry, bitter young man seeks power, finds out he can't control it. Spends rest of life wallowing in guilt.

[rinslette]

Trust fund baby with the IQ of a popoto goes to med school

[Tregarde]

Katarina & Moire:  Miqo'te twins raised by gypsies

Luludja: actual gypsy girl raised with the twins

Everyone they loved is dead.

 

 

(yes, I know 'gypsy' is considered a derogatory term. but the title of the thread did say to describe in the worst way possible)

Edited March 23, 2018 by Tregarde

[Rosso Porta-vita]

Farmhand turned incompetent search party; entrepreneurship ensues.

[sleepypanda57]

Kiyoh Nhodi: Murdered family and sold into slavery. Runs away and becomes murderer for vengeance and overly nervous bride-to-be catte that wants kids.

[Impstatus]

V'arekai: What do you call erroneous convicted case whose prison just burned to the ground? 

[SirNate]

oh no this is too wonderful, i'm so gonna screw this backstory up

 

Zuken: a male hyur who seems to speedrun through the 5 stages of grief and becoming an edgy man with big swords that has a thing for masks before ending up to see nothing but himself as the best and the most handsome dancer the world's ever seen, that and he has turn from a cinnamon roll to a balloon with inflated ego that is about to pop.

[Veris]

Veris: I just wanted to have a good time but now I have depression. And taxes. 

Fahla: A violent crossover of a Disney princess with Predator leaves their natural habitat in search of an equally socially stunted siblings. Things explode, viking habits make people frown, why do I even bother. 

Edited January 2, 2022 by Veris

[Dat Oni]

Garlic Bun gets possessed by the astral construct of a god-tier entity and attempts to resurrect bird Jesus.

[Faye]

Sociopathic noblewoman with magic powers commits patricide, opens a teahouse, and becomes a vampire in a quest for power.

[Moon Type]

Vikohla =  Adventurer fangirl and dorky mechanic who attempts to compensate her lack of aether manipulation with scientific concoctions and gizmos. 

 

Phane =  Bombastic, eclectic supporting character from a Bollywood musical who literally weaponizes showbiz illusionism in her ceaseless bid for adoration and her insatiable appetite for mischief. 

 

Joribri =  Basically a cliché super ninja like the old Shinobi and Ninja Gaiden games, with the Garlean Empire providing the mech fights, big city street battles and firearms that are somehow outclassed by swords. 
 

[UnderwaterFumo]

I'm a floundering fashion designer who took up adventuring as a way sate my wanderlust and to pay for my supper and loans.