Wardrobe Malfunction?!

[Virella]

Ave has threatened to kick people's arse around completely naked.

 

So uh yeah.

 

Virella on the other hand would die of shame, probably start hurling magic, duck behind the first large object or person ect. Anything to get gazes away. I mean the woman is far from a prude, but letting anyone but her lover see things uuuuh.... nope.

[Gegenji]

All these people not bothered by being naked.

 

Why do you wear clothes? Be a man/woman and just wear your birthday suit like the allfather wanted you to from birth you heathens!

 

Don't want to be a tripping hazard.

[Leanne]

Leanne has two possible reactions:

 

First one, cower in shame and embarrassment and wail dejectedly at her own misfortune.

 

Second one, go on a violent rampage at the first joke directed to her person.

 

 

Which one happens depends on which company she is currently with/the coefficient of how punchable someone's face is!

[Aya]

Leanne has two possible reactions:

 

First one, cower in shame and embarrassment and wail dejectedly at her own misfortune.

 

Second one, go on a violent rampage at the first joke directed to her person.

 

 

Which one happens depends on which company she is currently with/the coefficient of how punchable someone's face is!

LOL! I like the second one somehow that seems perfectly Leanne!

[Verad]

If it's anything like the last time, use the opportunity to berate everyone around him while making no effort to cover up, then march out the door escorted by a squad of heavily-armed Keeper ladies.

[Aaron]

Leanne has two possible reactions:

 

First one, cower in shame and embarrassment and wail dejectedly at her own misfortune.

 

Second one, go on a violent rampage at the first joke directed to her person.

 

 

Which one happens depends on which company she is currently with/the coefficient of how punchable someone's face is!

Why you gotta punch Ryuji like that ._.

[Aya]

If it's anything like the last time, use the opportunity to berate everyone around him while making no effort to cover up, then march out the door escorted by a squad of heavily-armed Keeper ladies.

But is it dubious?

[Dat Oni]

If it's anything like the last time, use the opportunity to berate everyone around him while making no effort to cover up, then march out the door escorted by a squad of heavily-armed Keeper ladies.

 

So like this then?

 

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[C'kayah Polaali]

Pretty much this:

[Verad]

If it's anything like the last time, use the opportunity to berate everyone around him while making no effort to cover up, then march out the door escorted by a squad of heavily-armed Keeper ladies.

But is it dubious?

He was never invited back to play cards again, so I assume so.

[Aysun]

Been there, done that. Hit the guy who caused it and saw her, if I remember right...

 

Hilarious responses abound, guys.

[Jana]

Jana would probably flip out and try to murder the room, except really badly because she's trying to cover herself up t the same time and unintentionally exposing herself more and more with every movement.

[g0ne]

If it was Eleni suffering from the wardrobe malfunction, it would trigger one of her temper tantrums, and she'd probably Rain of Death everyone around. She wouldn't run, she'd stand her ground and fight! If someone caused the wardrobe malfunction, she'd probably beat them up with her bow and then 'borrow' their clothes and leave them with the wardrobe malfunction instead. ...inside though she'd be absolutely dying of embarrassment. 

 

Now if someone else had a wardrobe malfunction, first thing she'd do is cover the eyes of any children present (Can't let the young minds be ruined, now can she?). And then she'd proceed to gape and gawk, and question the situation. (Like that one time Val was wearing a pink speedo, but preferred to be naked instead?! ) >.> ...then maybe offer to help somehow. 

 

In both situations, she'd be as red as a tomato. *nod nod*

[Kurt S.]

Kurt simply looked down to see just what everyone else in the room was staring it. In a way it was odd to go about casually but he couldn't afford to lose his composure. The important thing now was to get something on his waist. Preferably if it could reach down and cover the problem area, or the problem generating area. 

 

He pulled his shirt over his head and tied it to his waist if not tucked it in his pants, a good part of the shirt covering the problem generating part. Of course cheap pants don't last long. It just so happened the pair of pants decided to tear at the seams, falling apart around his legs. 

 

It was then that he realized.

 

Kurt fucked up. 

 

And Kurt walked out of the room, gathering straps and scraps for a makeshift loincloth, praying to Nymeia almighty that he tied it well enough.

 

Nymeia probably had other plans.

[FreelanceWizard]

If it's an accidental malfunction, then L'yhta's just going to shrug, commenting, "What? We come into the world skyclad, it's our natural state. Get over it." If it's a public space, then merely for others' comfort and to not raise the ire of constabulary, she'll withdraw and cover up, but unapologetically and with her head held high. In her mind, though, she'll be secretly amused (and perhaps pleased) at the reactions she gets from people. Any pervy or snide comments will, naturally, be met with appropriate insults, and any flirtatious comments will be met with raspberries, stuck-out tongues, or snide implications about the commenter's sexuality.

 

If it's an intentional malfunction caused by someone else, that person had best run fast, because Firaga has a pretty long range, and the Seven Hells hath no fury like a pissed-off mage...

[Telluride]

Nathan:

"Wait, wha... oh, bloody hell." -looks around for coverage; failing that, he'll take off his hat for use in a strategic position. "That's not part of the show."

 

Magma:

"Hey! The first one is NOT free, honey!" -hunts for a towel or at least some bottles to block the essential bits. "There better be a good tip coming, and I mean GOOD."

[GhostlyMaiden]

Nanagi:

Once she figured it out, she would find something to cover her up and get to the Wayfarer's ASAP. She would keep herself locked up in her room, and not come out for the next two days.

Give enough people time to forget about, and to help herself forget about it.

 

Kanako:

She likely wouldn't mind it too much. I mean, she would want to cover herself up eventually, but she isn't going to get all embarrassed about it. Not sure what else to say about it since she is still a WIP and haven't RPed with her much.

[Aden Dellebecque]

Aden would just correct the problem and go on like normal, maybe apologize. Now when someone else reacted he'd start stammering and blushing as he finally realized how inappropriate it was.

 

If it happened to someone else in his vicinity (it has) he'd politely pretend not to notice.

[Klynzahr]

As a funny aside, I used to RP a novice palladin in wow, who learned how to cast the spell judgement due to a wardrobe malfunction.....

 

If it happened to Klyn she would probably swear a little bit louder than normal. Then depending on her location, she would either look for a replacement or jump into the nearest body of water and claim she was "Jus' Skinny Dippin'."

 

She really wouldn't be seriously embarrassed, just grumpy about it and if someone made rude comments they might get whacked with a stick.

[Martiallais]

Martiallais would likely flush/darken a bit and very calmly attempt to cover himself up. He gets gawked at enough with clothes on as it is.

 

Aedan would probably laugh a bit, then make some sort of lewd/flirtatious invitation due to said nudity. But if he was in public/working, he'd go ahead and cover himself up afterwards.

 

Iron...just wouldn't care. He'd probably continue on with whatever he's doing, unless it's mid-combat because who wants sharp bits and fireballs near their special places.

[Stringer]

Wilhere would look down, say something like "Huh... That explains the pleasant breeze" and down his ale like nothing's amiss. 

 

"Listen, if my lack of pants ain't a problem for me, I can't see why it'd be a problem of yours."

 

It'd probably end something like "Hoy! Some miqo lass in a barely-there skirt grinds on a big guy over in the corner, but a man walks into The Quicksand without pants and there's a moral panic? Bloody double standards." He'd look at the mug of ale still in his hand and shrug. "Ah well. Guess I don't need to pay for this, then?" He'd down the rest, throw the empty mug at the door and slip into shadows on his way back to his hotel room... Which was provided to him by The Quicksand, which would mean he'd have a tricky climb ahead of him to retrieve a pair of trousers. The more likely scenario is some would-be thug would end the night unconscious and pantsless instead.

 

"Oy... These britches are a bit tight, but they'll do."

 

He would bear no remorse if said thug wound up jailed for public indecency.

[ChewableMorphine]

[TK Hikaru]

Chou would go about her business like nothing happened until someone said something about it.

When you live with seven other people and owe a few heists to flashing your bits, you quickly forget shame is a thing.