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[21:03][8] Don't give me any free hot dogs :c

[21:04][8] gonna give you an all mcbeef hot dog

[21:04][8] if you know what i mean

[21:04][8] i'll take it

[21:05][8] heh... would you... relish it?!?!

[21:05][8] AUGH

[21:05][8] lolzzzzzz

[21:05][8] You?

[21:05][8] GROOAAAAAN

[21:05][8] Yes

[21:05][8] lol best pun

[21:05][8] A total groaner.

[21:06][8] Heh... we'll everyone else has been making puns, just trying to ketchup

[21:07][8] i relish your wit

[21:07][8] staaaahp

[21:07][8] i already used relish, you wiener

[21:08][8] staaaaaaahp

[21:08][8] You are the wurst kind of brat, honestly.

[21:08][8] woah, no need to be so frank

[21:08][8] T_T

[21:09][8] Oh gawd

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If you hate puns, stay away from Coerthas, it's Naulthing but puns there.

 

I was disappointed in some of the wordplay I saw there. At one point people were just replacing the word Naul in TV and movie titles, and two really stood out:

 

Naul from L.A.

The Walking Naul

 

It pained me because there were two easy ones right there. Escape from Naul York, starring Snake Plissken (an alias for Snaulid Snake in MGS2, sort of) at least stretches pronunciation, and they really should have latched onto The Naulking Dead.

 

Step it up, Coerthas.

Wh...what is this...?

 

WHY ARE YOU ENCOURAGING THEM

 

Some people just want to watch the Nauld burn.

 

Nauld I'd like to hand you the Pun-jabi award of the Whorl. May you use it wisely. I seriously did nazi that one coming.

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I'd like to post snippets of logs from a while back, of a serious life or death conversation by Natalie, Captain Anden of the Brass Blades, and Stank Balls, a Roe Brass Blade.

 

[20:23]Anden Anduron: Stank Balls, there are two kinds of people in this world. Do you know what they are?

[20:24]Brass Blade scratches his head. "Bitches and whores, sir?"

[20:24]Anden Anduron sighs. Wearily. "No. Not that."

[20:24]Brass Blade: Oh.

 

[20:35]Anden Anduron turns back to them both.

[20:36]Anden Anduron: Stank Balls, your output has been dismal. If Madagain weren't such an abominable liar, I would assume that his accusation of you skimming profits was real.

[20:36]Anden Anduron: You are no longer a Balls. You are a ... McBeef.

[20:36]Anden Anduron looks at the man.

[20:37]Brass Blade grimaces.

[20:37]Brass Blade: But... but SIR!

[20:37]Anden Anduron: Natalie, is it?

[20:37]Natalie Mcbeef: "Yes sir."

[20:37]Brass Blade hangs his head glumly. "But it's such a stupid name..."

[20:38]Anden Anduron: If you do not want to be affiliated with this lumbering pile of offal, you will take on a new surname.

[20:38]Anden Anduron: One that tells me you are -serious- about being a Brass Blade.

[20:38]Brass Blade glares at the cat. Clearly this is her fault.

[20:38]Anden Anduron: You have 48 hours to think of an appropriate one.

[20:38]Natalie Mcbeef: "Sir, I do not wish to be known as Natalie Balls."

 

[19:05]Anden Anduron: McBeef.

[19:05]Brass Blade grimaces. "Aye, sir."

[19:05]Natalie Mcbeef: "Oh"

[19:05]Anden Anduron: No, -this- one.

[19:05]Brass Blade salutes Anden Anduron.

[19:05]Brass Blade farts.

[19:05]Anden Anduron scowls.

[19:05]Natalie Mcbeef: "Of course sir."

 

[20:48]Brass Blade says, low, "You have no idea how hard I can fuck. If you get tired of lala dick, lemme know."

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3:23]Ragnar L.: "Well met"

[3:23]Ragnar L.: well met

[3:23]Ragnar L.: "Well met"

[3:24]Ragnar L.: Well met!

[3:25]Ragnar L.: hello

[3:25]Ragnar L.: Hello!

[3:26]Ragnar L.: you misunderstood

[3:26]Ragnar L.: you misunderstand

[3:27]Ragnar L.: You misunderstand

[3:27]Ragnar L.: piece of shit

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Elyscia

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(Demitri O.) For that ely

(Demitri O.) I will suck your dick anytime.

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If you see Marina and Elyscia in-game and standing near each other, expect the conversation to always go like this.

 

[15:29]Elyscia R.: MUFFLE HIS MOUTH WITH YOUR VAJAYJAY

[15:30]Leander P. disagrees with Marina D..

[15:30]Marina D.: Fine

[15:30]Marina D.: I shall shut him up with my veejay.

[15:30]Marina D.: Done!

[15:31]Leander P. weeps in sorrow before Marina D..

[15:31]Marina D.: It is all right...

[15:31]Elyscia R.: Weep in muffled sorrow, my love

[15:31]Marina D.: Shush you, my child.

[15:31]Elyscia R.: No tears

[15:31]Elyscia R.: Only dreams

[15:31]Marina D.: Indeed.

[15:31]Marina D.: We must silence you, no matter what.

 

[15:36]Marina D. grow a penis and fill up his mouth.

[15:36]Marina D.: NOW SILENCE!

[15:36]Elyscia R.: THIS IS SOME BIBLE BLACK SHIT

[15:36]Marina D.: Totes...

[15:36]Elyscia R.: I'm dying

[15:36]Marina D.: It is become weird now.

[15:36]Elyscia R.: Oh, NOW it's weird?

 

[15:24]Marina D.: Let check his penis before we go.

[15:24]Marina D.: So we can laugh how tiny it is. If it is tiny.

[15:24]Elyscia R.: *takes his boxers off*

[15:24]Elyscia R.: What we do if it's big?

[15:24]Marina D.: poke it

[15:24]Marina D.: and run

[15:24]Elyscia R.: His boxers are off. what do you see

[15:25]Marina D.: HOLY MOLE! Its huge!

[15:25]Elyscia R.: IS IT?

[15:25]Marina D.: NOW WE MUST LIE TO BRASSBLADE!

[15:25]Elyscia R.: IT'S LIKE A BABY'S ARM

[15:25]Marina D.: Omg I know right.

[15:25]Elyscia R.: BABY ARM HOLDING AN APPLE

[15:25]Marina D.: ADAM'S APPLES

[15:26]Marina D.: But does Adam exist in FF14

 

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Oscare

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[7] HE WAS INVISIBLE UNTIL HE TOOK OFF HIS SHIRT

[7] ...fair.

[7] #highlander problems

[7] Truly yours is a harsh and unforgiving lot.

[7] Delial and Sizzie being all "Well... we SHOULD get hisshirt off. For reasons, you know."

[7] It made me laugh harder than it should have.

[7] LOL

[7] "TAKE HIS SHIRT OFF... JUST IN CASE Y'KNOW?"

[7] "It's got blood all on it. Let's get it off."

[7] #highlanderproblems - can't have a conversation with women, they faint and never listen

[7] ^

[7] "Hey, those are my arms.... my eyes are up here."

[7] Did you mean; "Those are my pants, my face is up here."?

[7] "Way up here."

[7] *sends Vashi to 'tend to' Oscare*  She would climb that man like a tree.

[7] I realize I might have been making more jokes than necessary the other night, but I blame the high tension and sleepiness.

 

#highlanderproblems

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Elyscia

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Memories~

 

[0:55](Elyscia R.) *Pushes Spoony onto her* There you go, now you CAN get the girl in the end!

[0:56](Pyralis T.) was that a dirty comment, you -pushing- spoony on her.

[0:57](Elyscia R.) Your aim with your arrow seems true, but your aim with your penis seems off, so I was helping you.

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I had the best dungeon runs ever today. I wonder why....

 

 

[8] Gharen is showing off his skin.

[8] bam!

[8] !!!

[8] YOU!!!

[8] He KEEPS doing it

[8] #Highlanderproblems

[8] HAHA YES

[8] HAHA

[8] though i honestly do not think they are problems....!!!

[8] They are not problems

[8] He keeps showing off.

[8] is he being a bad boy

[8] YES

[8] 8)

[8] Taunting me.

[8] -reads log- OH my O.o

[8] omg i'm sorry

[8] OMG GHAREN

[8] YOU DID NOT DO THAT MIDFIGHT

[8] what

[8] lol

[8] STOP TEASING ME WHAT ARE YOU DOING

[8] xD

(Roen Deneith) SHOW OFFF

[8] SEE GHAREN! MUSCLES CAUSE DEATH!

[8] He is SO SHOWING OFF

[8] Whoops caps.

[8] is he doing it on purpose now lol

(Roen Deneith) You see that fist?

[8] although i'm guessing it has something to do with highlander bodies

[8] xD

(Gharen Wolfsong) I'm trying to make your job easier

(Roen Deneith) Suuuure

[8]:o !!!

[8] Although he keeps showing off his skin MIDTANKING

[8] she's jealous of my stoneskin =P

[8] SHRIEKS

 

Then more #highlanderproblems

 

[8] I keep forgetting.

[8] I blame Gharen's skin showing off

[8] Rather distracting.

[8] it has that effect.

[8] about that

[8] OH

[8] VIL TOO

Vil Ashdale strikes a pose.

[8] You all will not get any healing done

[8] YEAH VIL IS BEAUTIFUL ALSO

Gharen Wolfsong strikes a pose for you.

[8] OMG

[8] I am gonna die

[8] roen you lucky girl you

[8] so yeah, this glamour, hempen undershirt

[8] They are all shirtless and posing.

[8] *shakes fist*

[8] I am not getting any healing done now.

[8] lmao

[8] Everyone is running around shirtless

[8] hey now

[8] i have a skimpy harness on

[8] it's traditional!!!!

[8] *squints*

[8] Oh... riiiight there it is

[8] ok. so.. to shirt. or not to shirt that is the question

[8] That is a good question.

[8] it has an obvious answer

Vil Ashdale strikes a pose.

Gharen Wolfsong strikes a pose for you.

(Roen Deneith) AAAH

[8] Best dungeon ever

[8] lol

[8] ROFL

[8] nah, that'd be if we rubbed oil on each other

[8] xD

[8] did someone say oil

[8] You are missing out on all the highlander posing Jara

[8] i'm hurting, I promise you

[8] Aaaw the dungeon is over.

Vil Ashdale strikes a pose for you.

Gharen Wolfsong strikes a pose for you.

 

 

What. I don't have a problem.

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