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[TheLastCandle]

Bwahaha. You guys are nuts. :3

[Berrod Armstrong]

[Oscare]

S M A T

 

You guys are crazy when I'm offline.

[Unnamed Mercenary]

S M A T

 

You guys are crazy when I'm offline.

 

And that's why there's a Nosebleed Raids/duties thread. (It may need to be moved from events, unless someone wants to ICly make a poster)

[Swashbuckler]

[7] HE WAS INVISIBLE UNTIL HE TOOK OFF HIS SHIRT

[7] ...fair.

[7] #highlander problems

[7] Truly yours is a harsh and unforgiving lot.

[7] Delial and Sizzie being all "Well... we SHOULD get hisshirt off. For reasons, you know."

[7] It made me laugh harder than it should have.

[7] LOL

[7] "TAKE HIS SHIRT OFF... JUST IN CASE Y'KNOW?"

[7] "It's got blood all on it. Let's get it off."

[7] #highlanderproblems - can't have a conversation with women, they faint and never listen

[7] ^

[7] "Hey, those are my arms.... my eyes are up here."

[7] Did you mean; "Those are my pants, my face is up here."?

[7] "Way up here."

[7] *sends Vashi to 'tend to' Oscare*  She would climb that man like a tree.

[7] I realize I might have been making more jokes than necessary the other night, but I blame the high tension and sleepiness.

 

#highlanderproblems

Sizzie would have just taken his shirt off if he wasn't so gods damned shaken up by everything that night.

[Warren Castille]

[Warren Castille]

>> So how are things in the World of Warr-Crofte?

 

I laughed. God help me I laughed hard.

[Oscare]

>> So how are things in the World of Warr-Crofte?

 

I laughed. God help me I laughed hard.

I died.

[Berrod Armstrong]

>> So how are things in the World of Warr-Crofte?

 

I laughed. God help me I laughed hard.

I died.

The noise I just made

[Berrod Armstrong]

[Kage]

hahaha

both of them

"gdi this cockblock*

this can only end well

only

WHAT ABOUT

A DOUBLE DATE

[Berrod Armstrong]

Me

there's a bunch of sweaty, near naked highlanders up north

.../packs bags and moves north

12:49 Oscare

^

Roen's been up north

for a while

12:49 Me

LOL

her holy land

roen is my spirit animal

12:50 Oscare

yes.

she is like the perfect representation for the bara fandom

12:52 Me

we should give her gaga status and worship her appropriately

12:52 Oscare

yes.

she is truly worth it

[Roen]

I heard something about ...

 

...wait a minute.

 

DAMMIT. It was a lure.

 

*goes to remind herself what bara fandom is all about*

 

I should have never posted that log.

[Oscare]

[FC] all the women hate getting kum kum all over them :c

[FC] ... lol

[FC] and to much kum kum kills D:

[FC] Not so sure about that

[Gaspard]

[FC] all the women hate getting kum kum all over them :c

[FC] ... lol

[FC] and to much kum kum kills D:

[FC] Not so sure about that

 

This one's missing a Highlander Protein joke right there.

[Warren Castille]

[9:17 p.m.][8] HOW DO WOMEN WORK

[9:17 p.m.][8] DUDE I CAN'T GIRL

[9:17 p.m.][8] THIS IS A KNOWN THING

 

We're good friends.

[Berrod Armstrong]

[2:20:58 PM] Berrod: yeah

[2:21:08 PM] Berrod: I'd say s5 but I honestly don't know what the difference is

[2:21:28 PM] Oscare: S5 just has a wider memory and a slightly more user friendly UI

[2:21:40 PM] Oscare: but it's built for yaoi hands

[2:21:58 PM] Berrod: ...do you use one

[2:22:04 PM] Oscare: it's also ~~WATER PROOF~~ if you even care about that

[2:22:10 PM] Oscare: and no I use an LG9

[2:22:13 PM] Berrod: I do

[2:22:20 PM] Berrod: I live on a tropical island

[2:22:31 PM] Berrod: if there's a tidal wave and i drown i'll need skype

[2:22:34 PM] Oscare: oh that's a good rea--

[2:22:46 PM] Oscare: I...

[2:22:48 PM] Oscare: okay

[2:22:50 PM] Oscare: I was

[2:22:55 PM] Oscare: I didn't know what I was expecting

[2:22:58 PM] Oscare: you killed me

[2:23:18 PM] Berrod: at least you have skype

[Elyscia]

[3:12](Trixan B.) LOL

[3:12](Natsomaru' U.) YES

[3:12](Elyscia R.) MAGNUS

[3:12](Magnus B.) OMFG

[3:12](Natsomaru' U.) MAGNUS

[3:12](Elyscia R.) MY MAN

[3:12](Natsomaru' U.) YOURE A  GOD

[3:12](K'laka T.) JUST AS PLANNED

[3:12](Elyscia R.) MAGNUS

[3:12](Elyscia R.) WOW

[3:12](Magnus B.) LOL

[3:13](Chance E.) omg

[3:13](Ayonae R.) omfg

[3:13](Elyscia R.) I AM TOTALLY GOING TO SUCK YOUR COCK

[3:13][2] my heart is beating out of my chest

[3:13](Natsomaru' U.) MAGNUS

[3:13](Natsomaru' U.) I LOVE  YOU

[3:13](Natsomaru' U.) my  fkin  heart

[3:13][2] I need to walk this off lol

[3:13](Natsomaru' U.) FK

[3:13](Natsomaru' U.) oh lord

[3:14](Natsomaru' U.) that was intense

======================================

 

Took some newbies through T6 with us, everyone had died apart from the Bard. Bard died, his final shot killed Rafflesia.

 

My WHM boots dropped :')

 

T7 here we come!

[Warren Castille]

[11:48 p.m.]Koporo Aporo "How'd you like it if you knew the folk 'hind ya were lickin' their lips at ya?"

[11:49 p.m.]Koporo Aporo "That sound nice? It don't ta me!"

[11:49 p.m.]Nyalie Lihzeh: At me?

[11:50 p.m.]Koporo Aporo "Don't tell me you'd like it."

[11:50 p.m.]Warren Castille shrugs. "We're gentlemen, Miss Nyalie. We protect the ladies."

[11:50 p.m.]Koporo Aporo "We protect everyone, you."

[11:50 p.m.]Koporo Aporo questions you.

[11:50 p.m.]Nyalie Lihzeh: I Don't know... Well, I'm a Keeper of the Moon! Males trying to impressing me is part of my culture.

[11:50 p.m.]Warren Castille: "What he said."

[11:50 p.m.]Warren Castille: "...but also the ladies."

[11:50 p.m.]You shrug at Koporo Aporo.

[Oscare]

[11:53:19 AM] Berrod: pillar shipping is getting out of control again

[11:53:23 AM] Berrod:  /participates

[11:53:45 AM] Berrod: Also, crofte shipped OscareXOscare

[11:54:05 AM] Berrod: i don't know if that means sexy cloning, self worship or lonely masturbation

[11:59:22 AM] Alexis/Gator: wait

[11:59:24 AM] Alexis/Gator: what.

[12:00:15 PM] Berrod: yes

[12:01:02 PM] Berrod: http://ffxiv-roleplayers.com/showthread.php?tid=7547&pid=99331#pid99331

[12:05:45 PM] Alexis/Gator: ~~RAINBOW NARCISSISM~~

[12:06:05 PM] Berrod: all the way across his pecs

[12:06:13 PM] Alexis/Gator: ... oh my god

[12:06:28 PM] Alexis/Gator: double narcissism all the way across his pecs

[12:06:32 PM] Alexis/Gator: this is a wonderful log

[12:06:46 PM] Berrod: LOL

[LiadansWhisper]

(I'zumi Kondo) Sent you that stuff, Ryu. Sorry for taking so long.

(Ryuuku Hayate) Stuff?

(I'zumi Kondo) feathers and bamboo.

(Liadan Summerfield) Man, my mind went straight into the gutter

(Ryuuku Hayate) Ohhhhhh. What do I owe you?

 

It's not very funny, but...yeah, I have a gutter mind.

[111]

[17:37][8] I FEEL SMALL IS THIS HOW EVERYONE ELSE FEELS ALL THE TIME

[17:37][8] naw, nat feels pretty big

[17:37][8] its ok warren, penis envy is common

[17:37][8] oh wait thats not what you mean

[17:37][8] big enough for ur mom

[17:37][8] oooooooohhhhhhhhhh

[17:37][8] ooooooooooh

[Oscare]

[FC] Camy come kidnap me

[FC] you won't even need to feed me

[FC] I'll just photosynthesis

[FC] if you'll pay for my ticket

 

Oscare confirmed for plant.

[Warren Castille]

During ST yesterday, recreated to my best recollection.

 

WARREN

OH SHIT

WE'RE SO DEAD

You have a shirt on!

This isn't the Grindstone.

 

(My party): Anything you need to tell us, Warren?

 

Always a fun time seeing another roleplayer in random groups. Hope I tanked good enough!

[Melodia]

(I'zumi Kondo) Sent you that stuff, Ryu. Sorry for taking so long.

(Ryuuku Hayate) Stuff?

(I'zumi Kondo) feathers and bamboo.

(Liadan Summerfield) Man, my mind went straight into the gutter

(Ryuuku Hayate) Ohhhhhh. What do I owe you?

 

It's not very funny, but...yeah, I have a gutter mind.

Hahaha! Look lady I invented and own a private mansion in the gutter.

 

Just sayin'. LOL!!