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[Oscare]

How dare you break down Oscare's 6.66 patch notes!

[D'ly]

D'lyhhia Lhuil: (Where did the heck did you come from random e? You don't belong there. D<)

P'azih Tia: (It was lonely!)

D'lyhhia Lhuil: (; A ; )

Bexy Amalaryssia: ( The "e" walks away from D'ly, sobbing quietly. It wanted to be loved.)

D'lyhhia Lhuil: (-sobbing 5ever-)

Bexy Amalaryssia: ( Everyone only wanted the D. Not the E. : P )

D'lyhhia Lhuil: (Yes, hello. I am D. The D. Wait...)

P'azih Tia: (Oh my...)

[Roen]

So there was a dissertation on the FoM LS... >_>

 

 

[7] A refrigerator magnet that says "Nanamo Sucks" can still be made of the purest natural magnet on the planet.

[7] but how do they work

[7] If Leanne starts pointing at me and screaming like young Donald Sutherland I'm out of here.

[7] Well, you see, certain properties of metals are aetherically attuned to one another. The astral aspects of a metal seek to overcome the umbral aspects of another metal, hence why they are attracted to each other due to the property that astral and umbral polarity overwrites one another. That is how Eorzean magnets work.

[7] Right. So, magic.

[7] party pooper..

[7] I think also that's magic.

[7] It's basic science, really.

[7] Just like the sky being blue being magic.

[7] sounds legit, Nero

[7] But even that basic science fails to explain the why of the attraction.

[7] Ergo, magic.

[7] ...

[7] Damn these aetherial philosophers and their radical theories! Everybody knows that the attraction of the magnets is an attraction brought about by the tidal forces of Dalamud.

[7] As such, magnets should no longer function.

[7] Verad, you know that that is unbridled poppycock. Magnets are actually tiny sentient metal creatures bound directly to the will of the Twelve. They command the magnets when to stick to one another.

[7] All the more reason that they should cease to function! For the Twelve have been silent in Eorzea for lo these five years. Garlean magnets only work because they are filthy atheist magnets, in this view. They must be the lingering remnants of Dalamud's pull!

[7] So...

[7] atheistic magnets and religious magnets are a thing now.

[7] Are you suggesting that the Twelve are not omnipresent? Their silence is clearly because their attention is devoted to the important matter of making sure which magnets stick! They are forever guiding Eorzea through magnets!

[7] This religious drivel is exactly what's holding back the spirit of scientific inquisition in Eorzea. One can't even observe the mating habits of Tuco-Tuco without some priest getting his dress bunched up because they are chosen of Oschon and must wander freely or some such nonsense.

[7] And now magnets!

[7] Mind = Blown.

[7] Then how do you explain bananas, Verad? I suppose you'll posit some ridiculous theory that Hydaelyn just happened by accident, hmm? That the Twelve just don't exist?

[7] I don't explain bananas, because bananas are clearly a product of the void, a natural and observable phenomena. What else could create something as empirically vile as bananas?

[7] Vile? Are you suggesting that bananas are subject to a system of -morality-? Your assumptions grow more absurd with every passing bell!

[7] I was happy believing it was all magic.

[7] this belongs in the log thread

[7] Yes it does.

[7] To believe anything with certainty, dear Leanne, is to willingly submit yourself to ignorance. Question everything, for the Twelve always seek those with inquisitive minds!

[7] Within the spirit of scientific inquiry, it has been conclusively proven that bananas are objectively the worst of the Eorzean fruits. Morality has nothing to do with it; that would be to suggest that it is moral for the tide to roll in or the clouds to rain or the Mogs to drink.

[7] Crofte-senpai, protect me.

[7] They want me to question magic.

[7] Sorry, Leanne, I stopped listening hours ago.

[7] You are listening to the greatest intellectual minds of Eorzea debate, and you just -stopped listening-?

[Oscare]

[7] You never ruin my immersion, Oscare.

[7] ... that belongs exactly in the context it needs to be

[7] You're just pushing my immersion deeper, Oscare.

[7] Give her that deep immersion, Oscare.

[Melkire]

Lanza Razaul: ....

Lanza Razaul: I love the way you handle that wood~♥

Lanza Razaul: The way you grind that saw into that lumber

Lanza Razaul: The lewd grinding noises billowing in the air

Lanza Razaul: Sap leaking out onto the table~

Lanza Razaul: Hnnnngh~

Lanza Razaul: I want to cover you all over in my sawdust~

 

EDIT:

 

>> Lanza Razaul: sawdust, huh?

Lanza Razaul >> And dont forget

Lanza Razaul >> That thick, heavy sap~

>> Lanza Razaul: keep your wood to yourself, ive got my own

Lanza Razaul >> Leaving small little strings as they cascade off the side of workbench~♥

[Coatleque]

Look, it's a drunk Sultansworn and her usual tact!

 

Roen Deneith pauses when she spots Crofte looking her way again. She winces.

Roen Deneith: "Did.. something happen or..?"

Coatleque Crofte: "But nae... nae... Roen! Master Franz here says ye'll nae have tae worry about that Master Lazarov anymore."

Roen Deneith: "Is this... a festive drinking... outing..." she paused.

Roen Deneith suddenly stiffened, shooting a -look- to Franx.

Franz Renatus gives Roen a look that says "we need to talk about something"

Roen Deneith: "About that." Suddenly her voice turned icy.

Coatleque Crofte nods to herself.

Roen Deneith: "We -do- need to talk."

Franz Renatus: "And there is much to talk about, but not at this exact moment"

Roen Deneith 's tone was suddenly intent.

Franz Renatus is a little concerned about how drunk Croft was

Roen Deneith makes a straight face at Franz Renatus.

Coatleque Crofte: "Aye, he says my subornimate has a plan. Which I think means Natalie is about tae step in shite again..."

[Warren Castille]

First time I ever put this down, I kind of like how it came out.

 

 

8:36 p.m.]Warren Castille: "I don't know if I was born there, or left there, or what, but really? That doesn't matter much. I grew up there. I should tell you the story of how I got my last name. Well, not me specifically, but 'Castille' in general."

 

[8:37 p.m.]Warren Castille: "So, generations back, before the fall of Ala Mhigo, before most of this nonsense with Garlemald. The head lady of the kitchen hated when people would scoop before proper dinner bells, right? She knew how to cook, learned from the best before setting out, she said, or so they say, but she insisted everyone wait until everything was ready."

 

[8:39 p.m.]Warren Castille smiles and leans in, getting the Storyteller's disposition. "Now, one of the big guys of the camp, huge strong highlander by the name of Retsilla, insisted he get his meals when he wanted them. Head Lady always yelled and threatened him, but he'd always shout back that he worked hard, and he deserved his food. Most people took it light heartedly, so they told me, because everyone was really helping one another around and it was all in good fun."

 

[8:41 p.m.]Warren Castille: "One day Restilla goes and sneaks a snack. Head Lady catches him and chases him off with her cook pan. There's a bit of a scuffle, and she beans him with it right over the head. Everyone's surprised, but Restilla sits up and laughs. Head Lady can't believe it, but her damned cook pan snapped off right at the handle over old Retsilla's head."

 

[8:42 p.m.]Warren Castille: "Most of the boys are clamboring now, surprised, but not really too surprised, you see. Retsilla had a hard head, but still! Someone calls out to him. 'Gods! That pan was cast iron!' And Retsilla laughs, licks his fingers, and shoots back. 'Guess I'm cast steel, then!' And then, as they say, it stuck."

[Jancis]

[18:12][7] omg, it's a C'upa Tia!

[18:13][7] i dun know the significance of that except that he was shouting in limsa

[18:13][7] Cup of tia.

[18:14][7] Someone should make C'upa Neudls

 

[Unnamed Mercenary]

[20:58][2] Iron is making Edda wait

[20:59][2] Poor Lady Edda

[20:59][2] I have the patience of um... Uh, shit. I have the patience of a DRG at the bottom of The Navel Extreme.

[20:59][2] LOL

[21:00][2] that's a beatiful line

[21:00][2] can I put that in the logs thread on RPC?

[21:00][2] I have the patience of a white mage screaming for ballad.

[21:00][2] Of course. For all their talk, DRGs are surprisingly patient people. "Plz get kill, plz carry..."

[21:00][2] *nod*

[Val]

Val Nunh: "Evenin' Gus. Been holdin' up well?"

Gus Pumpkinweed smiles. "Well enough. I eavesdropped; y'said y'wanted a drink?"

Gus Pumpkinweed: "Why go outdoors?"

Gus Pumpkinweed: "I have t'best all in ALL Hydalen!"

Val Nunh: "M'thinkin' 'bout it. M'he--ah."

Val Nunh: "What sorta drink?"

Gus Pumpkinweed: Pumpkinweed Ale, o'course!

Val Nunh: "..Hm."

Gus Pumpkinweed: "It's part o'why I'm rich, Mr. Val."

Val Nunh: "S'that so? What's in it? Aside from pumpkins."

Gus Pumpkinweed grins. "Allspice, nutmeg, cloves, brown sugar, various spices an' all that sort o'thing."

Val Nunh: "Idunno what any'f that shit is, but if it'll keep m'head from hurtin' I'll take it."

[DreamedReality]

[1] Reality TV: Eorzea, cause we reallly needed that here too D:

[1] isn't it already here?

[1] Shhh, let me ignore that truth T_T

[1]

[1]

[1]

[1] Poor wee lamb

[1] gah, i fail at chat swapping D:

[1] *fails to resist making bad jokes* We could start up waddlers and tiaras. A lalalfell fashion show!

[1] Is there really?

[1] ...

[1] *Throws Jaques out the chat*

[1] *snorted coke out of her nose. Excuses herself*

[1] Oh god why!?

[1] Owwie owwie owwie ; ;

[1] *comforts Lili and offers a hanky*

[1] *blows nose obnoxiously* So then we'd have a Honeyboo Booboo?

[Delilah Scythewood]

DAMMIT I was just about to post that!

[Antain]

I wish I had something interesting to post, but most of it is me talking to myself about tentacles...

 

I like Hullbreaker too much >_<

[Melkire]

Courtesy Skype. Hutarin told me the Flames had just lost a match to the Adders, and, well...

 

[12:46:10 PM] Osric: *sets fire to the Shroud*

[12:46:19 PM] Osric: ...omg that should be an Adele parody.

[12:46:25 PM] Hutarin: ...

[12:46:31 PM] Hutarin: I SET FIREEEEE TO THE SHROUDDDDD

[12:47:09 PM] Osric: WATCHED IT LIGHT AS I TOUCHED MY FAAAAACE

[12:47:30 PM] Osric: LET IT BURN WHILE I LAUGH

[12:47:38 PM] Osric: CAUSE I HEARD THEM SCREAMING OUT OUR NAME, US FLAMES

[Berrod Armstrong]

Me : I used to do that on my mage, he got the shit beat out of him so much LOL.

3:11 PM

Frand: I DON'T EVER REMEMBER YOUR MAYGE

3:12 PM

Me: Braxford the brawny ice fisher brawler frost mage!

3:12 PM

Frand: OH GOD BRAXY

3:12 PM

Me: He eventually died after picking the wrong fight -- so I could play my mage as Ithys' sister Zethys.

3:14 PM

Me: Who adored tall, strapping men and always encouraged fat bottomed girls.

3:14 PM

Me: Best pervy old lady ever.

3:14 PM

Me: "Oh dear sweetheart there isn't a thing in this world out of reach for a fat-bottomed girl."

3:15 PM

Me: Said to a draenei

3:15 PM

Frand: Brb singing queen

3:17 PM

Me: LOL

3:17 PM

Me: And to men

3:17 PM

Me: "Oh, darling, such a strapping figure! That bandy-legged stride of yours suggests that you're quite gifted as well! I had a suitor like you once; I limp slightly to this day. My sister said that it was arthritis, but I know, sweetheart...I know..."

3:18 PM

Frand: ROFL

3:19 PM

[Oscare]

Alex: a good summary of the summary of Oscare is...

Alex:

Marogathor: God dammit, Alex.

Alex: did you really think I was going to spoil it?

[Delilah Scythewood]

Lili and some of her DOVElings at the QS. Clipped the logs around the tavern spam. Keep in mind, Garl is a male Highlander and Azeiox a male Elezen.

 

[10:49 p.m.]Azeiox Nelles: "What? What did you tell her Garl?"

[10:50 p.m.]Garl Vinland: "The truth, that you are my wife."

[10:50 p.m.]Nonoruni Tataruni forms a pink heart shaped rune and blows it at Azeiox Nelles teasingly.

[10:50 p.m.]Nonoruni Tataruni blows Azeiox Nelles a kiss.

[10:50 p.m.]You clap for Nonoruni Tataruni.

[10:50 p.m.]Nanapo Napo: Y'need makeup... 'n a dress!

[10:50 p.m.]Azeiox Nelles stared coldy to Garl, his arms folded as he furiously taps his arm. "Do. Did. WHAT?!"

[10:51 p.m.]Garl Vinland: "I'm working on the dress part, no makeup for my wife."

[10:51 p.m.]Garl Vinland: "I like -natural- beauty."

[10:51 p.m.]Lilithium Altair cleared her throat, looking away as she swallowed down a few snickers. Her cheeks were getting red.

[10:51 p.m.]Garl Vinland blinks seeral times before cackling with glee."I told the young folk the truth!"

[10:52 p.m.]Kaiten Skyborn: "And when shall the happy couple be Bonded? We'd love to come!"

[10:52 p.m.]Garl Vinland: "'Tis a good question, lad, can't really say for certain."

[10:53 p.m.]Azeiox Nelles: "Don't you join in too!"

[10:53 p.m.]Lilithium Altair looked entertained. "But...Az, dear, I can help you with your hair!"

[10:53 p.m.]Azeiox Nelles: "And I am not wearing a dress!"

[10:53 p.m.]Lilithium Altair: You'd look lovely with roses!

[10:54 p.m.]Kaiten Skyborn: "Dress dress dress!"

 

We're mean

[Jancis]

[20:39][7] we need a guinea pig

[20:39][7] Natalie Portasaurus rex

[20:40][7] anelia can be jar jar binks

[20:40][7] ...

[20:40][7] rofl

[20:40][7] How did my character bedegrading as Jar Jar binks

[20:40][7] What did I come backto...

[20:40][7] Erik can be mace windu

[20:40][7] I am so bad.

[20:40][7] and otto can be the head ofthe trade federation

[20:40][7] Wait

[20:41][7] Is my charactere reallythat annoying

[20:41][7] Hahaha

[20:41][7] Meesa Anelia'sa

[20:41][7] Can I Qui Gon Jin

[20:41][7] No, Anelia.

[20:41][7] the hell did I log into?

 [20:41][7] 'Mee'sa step in da poopy' - Anelia

[20:41][7] ....

 

[Delilah Scythewood]

Talking about breakfast sandwiches with a friend...mmm...

 

[11:01:54 AM] Grinning Scarlet: Yes, I am vindictive. They skimped on the steaky bit....

[11:02:45 AM] Lili Hoppit!: They always do, the bastards.

[11:03:22 AM] Grinning Scarlet: The one I've been getting these at for breakfast after work don't. One straight patty thing. Tis delicious. Now I'm going to have to break in at night and ambush the first person to come in with a meat tenderizer...

[11:04:08 AM] Lili Hoppit!: Now I just want steak...

[11:05:47 AM] Grinning Scarlet: Everyone wants steak forever. Its delicious. Actually thats not true I want to hurt someone more then I want steak

[11:06:13 AM] Lili Hoppit!: We should go steal steak.

[11:06:15 AM] Lili Hoppit!: I like them rare.

[11:07:14 AM] Grinning Scarlet: Its not stealing if no one is alive enough to claim it

[11:08:36 AM] Lili Hoppit!: You handle the murder, I'll get the steaks.

[11:09:32 AM] Grinning Scarlet: Oh to be young and have access to firearms..

[Kage]

Should I be worried about the amount of times "Kage" appears in these chat logs.

[C'kayah Polaali]

Kage doesn't appear in this one at all! I was putting together a shopping list for some CUL items, and this Hyur comes by and just makes my day:

 

[2:01]Tash Holbrook wanders off to find a whore.  Irritably.

[2:02]Tash Holbrook seems lost in thought.

[2:02]Tash Holbrook: Hey.  'Scuse me.

[2:02]Tash Holbrook waves to you.

[2:03]Tash Holbrook: Where do the whores go?

[2:03]C'kayah Tia grinned at Tash. "Hello, there"

[2:03]C'kayah Tia laughed. "Wherever you pay them to go, really"

[2:03]Tash Holbrook ...

[2:03]Tash Holbrook: -Duh-.  Where do I -get- one.

[2:04]C'kayah Tia shrugged. "Pearl lane? The Quicksand, maybe? What are you looking for? Big strapping Highlander with a greased chest and funny, round little ears?"

[2:04]Tash Holbrook: ...I need a chick, actually.

[2:04]Tash Holbrook: She can grease her chest if she wants.  It ain't for sex.

[2:05]Tash Holbrook shrugs at you.

[2:05]C'kayah Tia smirked at her. "You shouldn't have any problem finding one of those, either. Greased chest or not."

[2:05]Tash Holbrook: Quicksand, huh.  I know that place.

[2:05]C'kayah Tia shook his head. "But I don't care what you want her for, you don't have to try to convince me that you're an innocent..."

[2:06]Tash Holbrook snorts.  "I ain't.  That's why I need one."

[2:06]Tash Holbrook: So I can find one at the Quicksand, huh?

[2:06]C'kayah Tia pursed his lips. "You should be able to, yeah."

[2:06]Tash Holbrook: All right.  Thanks.

[2:07]Tash Holbrook stomps that direction, muttering.

[2:07]C'kayah Tia: "I'll bet, at this time of night, you can just shout what you want!"

[2:07]Tash Holbrook: ...Oh.

[2:07]Tash Holbrook waves to Maryoku Kaimetsu.

[2:07]Tash Holbrook: Hey!

[2:07]Maryoku Kaimetsu bows courteously to Tash Holbrook.

[2:07]Tash Holbrook: Uh, 'scuse me.  How much do you charge for like ...advice?

[2:08]Tash Holbrook: Not sex advice.  I'm great at boning.

[2:08]Tash Holbrook agrees wholeheartedly with Maryoku Kaimetsu.

[2:09]Maryoku Kaimetsu: Ha. Um. What kind of advice?

[2:09]Tash Holbrook: So, uh....

[2:09]Tash Holbrook looks around, slightly shifty...

[2:10]Tash Holbrook leans in a bit.  "I'm lookin' for like .... medicine?"

[2:10]Tash Holbrook murmurs, "You know, the kind you take when you don't want to be knocked the fuck up?"

[2:10]Tash Holbrook asks quietly, because who knows.  Shit could be illegal here.

[Warren Castille]

That is amazing.

[Berrod Armstrong]

[berrod-senpai 9:20 AM]: ew the boys on this island are stupid, let's go shopping in australia

[Oscare-kun 9:20 AM]: I agree

[berrod-senpai 9:20 AM]: /fills shopping cart with aussie boys

[berrod-senpai 9:20 AM]: We can pay in thirst, so we'll have unlimited credit

[Bexy]

[1:15]Tobias Innis starts to wheeze slightly, looking a little like he'd pass out.. " o-oh..ah..nh.. b-breath..can't..ss-.." He'd clutch at his chest, sort've, clambering untill he met the support beam for the padoga..

[1:15]Versoix La'louvre: Woah, woah!

[1:15]You try to comfort Tobias Innis.

[1:16]Versoix La'louvre: Uhh... Not breathing.. Whatdoido?

[1:16]You panic!

[1:16]Versoix La'louvre: Well....

[1:16]Versoix La'louvre: Less not breathing more breathing too much.

[1:16]Versoix La'louvre: Stop breathing! Wait!

[1:16]Versoix La'louvre: No!

[1:16]Kakano Kano: Uhhh..

[1:16]Versoix La'louvre: Breathe... Slower...

[1:16]Versoix La'louvre: Yes. Slower.

[1:16]Tobias Innis coughs a little, eyes watering up, surely enough he -was- breathing just.... a bit all over the place and, like a fat kid on an 100 mile stairwell...

[1:16]Kakano Kano places her shield on the bench and hops down, doing what the situation calls for and panicking.

[1:17]Versoix La'louvre: Calm. Like.. Uh..

[1:17]Versoix La'louvre: Like the waves. In. Out . In. Out.

[1:17]Versoix La'louvre: Yeah.

[1:17]Kakano Kano: He's going to die!

[1:18]Versoix La'louvre: He'll be fine.

[1:18]Versoix La'louvre: ...I think.

[1:18]Kakano Kano: I hope so! He's good company!

[1:18]Versoix La'louvre: Absolutely not even slightly medical expert Versoix, at your service.

 

I love playing my alt. How to not calm someone down after hyperventilating.

 

[2:39]Versoix La'louvre: ...It's kinda refreshing acta----OOOOW. OOOW. I TAKE THAT BACK.

 

And upon recieving treatment.

[TheLastCandle]

That is all.