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[Berrod Armstrong]

...It's a bit dirty, not sure if should spoiler tag.

 

 

Me

Same as Mighty Morphin'!

OH

THE YELLOW WAS SABRE TOOTHED TIGER

Blue was triceratops

Black was mastodon

and pink was pterodactyl

12:28

Oscare

oh I think black in Dino Thunder was mastodon too

13:05

Me

Dino thunder sounds like dino furry porn though

like, some big dicked jock anthro-t-rex swaggering among the bara triceratops boys

13:06

Oscare

well they're all roboted

and there's literally no bara

anywhere

13:06

Me

god now we got the transformer-fappers involved, what have you done

13:06

Oscare

everything is as twiggy as a stick

13:07

Me

ohhh, dino yaoi? yuck

13:07

Oscare

okay yeah that's

dino robo yaoi

what has the world come to

(the worst part is that someone probably drew that, Power Ranger fantasizers)

13:08

Me

"Optimus T-Rex-senpai...I..." "Lay still, Brontobee-kun, it will only hurt for a moment."

~*~*~*~*~*~

13:08

Oscare

STOP

NO

THIS DOESN'T NEED TO HAPPEN

13:08

Me

someone on the internet is drawing it with one hand as we speak

13:09

Oscare

IT'S BEEN DONE

WE CAN'T REVERSE IT

/WALLOWS OVER HIS CEREAL

[Kage]

It's happened to me a few times where I run into certain other people who RP in ST (my very first run actually) and PVP (even though we were on opposite teams)

[Melkire]

During ST yesterday, recreated to my best recollection.

 

WARREN

OH SHIT

WE'RE SO DEAD

You have a shirt on!

This isn't the Grindstone.

 

(My party): Anything you need to tell us, Warren?

 

Always a fun time seeing another roleplayer in random groups. Hope I tanked good enough!

 

Well. Hope I tanked well enough.

 

GAWD.

[Warren Castille]

Well. Hope I tanked well enough.

 

GAWD.

 

Old habits die hard!

[Warren Castille]

 

Shit.

[Oscare]

[5] I do not 'derp', Master Iono.  

[5] >_>

[5] <_<

[5] you will once I'm done with you

[5] Warren's not around.   This would be your chance.

[5] oh my

[5] prepare your buns

[Warren Castille]

[5] I do not 'derp', Master Iono.  

[5] >_>

[5] <_<

[5] you will once I'm done with you

[5] Warren's not around.   This would be your chance.

[5] oh my

[5] prepare your buns

 

FIGHTING YOU

[Melkire]

[5] I do not 'derp', Master Iono.  

[5] >_>

[5] <_<

[5] you will once I'm done with you

[5] Warren's not around.   This would be your chance.

[5] oh my

[5] prepare your buns

 

FIGHTING YOU

 

Break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat bar.

[Coatleque]

FIGHTING YOU

 

And then... and THEN...

He proceeded to challenge her to a duel because he's a grump and she called him Master Iono in-character.

 

She declined of course, being a Lady and all. But oh, if only Warren had been there to defend her honor!

[Unnamed Mercenary]

FIGHTING YOU

 

And then... and THEN...

He proceeded to challenge her to a duel because he's a grump and she called him Master Iono in-character.

 

She declined of course, being a Lady and all.  But oh, if only Warren had been there to defend her honor!

 

It's ok. We made him laugh. And then we broke Oscare. It was worth it.

[Oscare]

[5] I do not 'derp', Master Iono.  

[5] >_>

[5] <_<

[5] you will once I'm done with you

[5] Warren's not around.   This would be your chance.

[5] oh my

[5] prepare your buns

 

FIGHTING YOU

 

Break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat bar.

I laughed so hard that I made an unidentifiable noise.

[Oscare]

[FC] the gramma is dying every passing sentence in this chat

The command /ds does not exist.

Oscare Iono: "Cards?"

[FC] ... drammar*

[FC] GRAMMAR*

 

I can rp gud

[Oscare]

[2] I lack the CON and FORT to 69 with Osric ;~;

[2] My STR woudl break him... which is rather pathetic, really

[2] Huuuuum

[C'kayah Polaali]

One of the members of Tylwyth Narah has two infant girls who C'kayah dotes on to excess:

[22:24]C'kayah Tia exhaled angrily, then swallowed the emotion, a studied calm on his face. He cradled the babies in his arms and looked from face to face. "Now that we've started out with a thorough demonstration of what can go wrong", he chuckled. "Let's talk about what can go right. You've all taken one of the coins. The Tylwyth Narah coins. That makes you all brothers and sisters. Family, of a sort."

[22:25]C'kayah Tia: "Look at your brothers and sisters. If you don't know them, introduce yourselves. You'll be depending on each other." He paused, giving them a chance to do so while he rocked the babies.

[22:28]C'kayah Tia: "Power", he simply said, rocking the babies. "That's why we're here. That's why the Owner finances us. Power isn't wealth, but wealth goes along with it. Power gives us the ability to read the political landscape of the underworld, and to *affect* it. Power is what will take the Owner - and by extension, us - to the top. That is why we're here." 

 

Kenthy, not so much. Except when no one is watching:

[23:13]C'kayah Tia shook his head and paced with the baby, rocking her and singing softly. It takes a few minutes, but the child calms. He moves to stand near Rinh'sae, his voice a soft sing-song. "He know nothing of us", he lilts. "And he shouldn't know anything of us. But if he's corruptible - if he's corruptible and still a Flame, then we could use him. You never know, right? But it's good to have something in the bank?"

[23:16]Kenthy Pennyfeather grumbled something beneath her breath but she kept Zyia close and picked up a rhythm with the girl. Tossing her head carefully to the side produced any child's favorte toy: a long tail of bright red hair. She caught herself humming a foreign tune from her past to the girl but the memories that came with it didn't stop her. It took her a moment longer than it took her sister but Zyia finally quieted and gripped Kenthy's hair as though she intended to claim it as her own.

 

And sometimes the babies make a statement, too:

[23:24]C'kayah Tia does the same thing with Kia, then holds her up grinning delightedly at her. "Someone made a poop!" 

[LiveVoltage]

((This isnt so much of a log but more of a comedy skit I did with my FC people ICly. Enjoy))

 

*Inessa is dressed up and infiltrating the Malestrom HQ on frontline's and a Malestrom officer comes up to talk to her.*

 

Malestrom Officer: Hey, so what are you doing here?

Inessa Hara: Me? Im just doing routine patrol's.

Malestrom Officer: Oh, Okay then- WAIT A MINUTE.

Inessa Hara: Huh?

Malestrom Officer: WERE IS YOU'RE BAD PIRATE ACCENT. EVERYONE HERE IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE A BAD PIRATE ACCENT.

Inessa Hara: Uuuuuuhhhhhh...

Malestrom Officer: WHAT IS YOU"RE DEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL?!?!

 

((I lol'ed so hard at this.))  

[Oscare]

[1] "Camy, think you'll be free in a few days? Having something delivered and you might like to see it."

[FC] Save me from this windy, shardy hell.

S'imba Tia: "I'm so confused right now...."

Crisiet Liautroix looks stumped.

[1] "Hm ? Oh yeah. But now you got me curious... what is it ?"

Niklas Gran: You and me both

Talyn Shadowmoon: (( Don't worry, no miquo'te were harmed in the fixing of y keyboard.. siamese on th other hand.......))

[FC] need more peoples

[FC] it's an amalj'aa dildo

[FC] I'll come! Also, what are Sea Wolves naming conventions usually?

[1] "Oh, you know, ruin the whole element of surprise."

[FC] berrod pls

[FC] that comes LATER

[FC] they are the ones with uh

Crisiet Liautroix touches Aerostein's shoulder, "Are you quite alright?"

[FC] #sassyhighlandercomments

[FC] from BadAllagan.com

[FC] LOL

[FC] LMAO

[FC] LOOOOOOL

[FC] omfg

[FC] berrodpls

[Unnamed Mercenary]

saw this one in a shout: "Your mother was a chocobo, and your father smelt of O'ghomorro Berries."

[Melkire]

saw this one in a shout: "Your mother was a chocobo, and your father smelt of O'ghomorro Berries."

 

...daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn. Talking about smearing all over.

[111]

[20:07]Natalie Mcbeef grins, "That's why I listen to you Ser... you think things through."

[20:08]Coatleque Crofte: "It has been working to our advantage so far... you continue to be the brawn."

[20:09]Natalie Mcbeef nods, "And you're the breasts."

[20:09]Natalie Mcbeef: "Brains."

[20:09]Natalie Mcbeef: "I meant brains."

[20:09]Coatleque Crofte rolls her eyes.

[20:09]Coatleque Crofte >> (( Is it bad I was thinking the same thing... ? ))

[Jancis]

*pillow attack CC*

 

[18:11][FC] everyone backs up

[18:12][FC] ;O?

[18:12][FC] Cause their daddies taught them good?

 

zjYSERaXEGI

[Melkire]

[23:36][FC] He's basically not willing to keep an oath to the Sultana where he might potentially refuse something he might "disagree" with.

[23:36][FC] To put it short, he's sanctimonious.

[23:36][FC] good on him then

[23:36][FC] lmao

[23:36][FC] i love you erik

[23:36][FC] nothing wrong wth pride

[23:36][FC] i just love your reaction

[23:37][FC] why

[23:37][FC] why not?

[23:37][FC] ok then

[23:38][FC] lol

 

 

 

[23:45][FC] I have a better question

[23:45][FC] Why do we have ifrit's head in the basement?

[23:45][FC] Because.

[23:45][FC] I see.

[23:46][FC] I understand now Alexei, thank you.

[23:46][FC] Of course.

[Roen]

[2] MUAHAHAHAHA

[2] YOU ARE NUTS

[2] I am, in fact, a sentient almond that controls a keyboard telepathically.

[2] Sentient almo--

[2] WHERE DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS STUFF

[2] I'm actually just cheating. I look at Verad's answers during the exams.

[2] Also, being a nut is expensive. It costs an almond a leg.

[2] HEH. HEHEH.

[2] I'll show myself out.

[2] OUT

[2] GET OUT

[Oscare]

[7] After a lengthy lore debate with the writers, Square Enix has decided to rework and rename the concept of Black Magic and White Magic.

[7] They are now known as "Bitch, die quicker" Magic and "Bitch heal me" magic

[7] We hope this new naming scheme is not incovnienent to new players.

[7] I'm a bard, I don't know about that racist magic you're talking about.

[7] Can anyone

[7] We also placed a buff on Foe Requiem which triggers when someone in the chat says "foe", "song", "magic song", or "foe requiem" that increases the bard's patience by 100% for two minutes.

[7] This effect is doubled when "black magic song" is said or if a white mage or scholar are responsible for saying it.

[7] (clearly I should work for FFXIV's development)

[7] well fu.

[7] We also added a new buff to Warriors and Paladins that triggers when someone in the party or alliance says "defiance", "sword", "sword oath", or "forgot+[previous statement]" that decreases the humilation by 1% every minute until you clear the boss.

[7] And for the sake of balance, we decided to up the intelligence of Dragoons by 30% to test their new mortality rates. Remember kids, Jumpis the #1 cause of death to Dragoons according to the FFXIV International Studies.

[Melkire]

[7] We also placed a buff on Foe Requiem which triggers when someone in the chat says "foe", "song", "magic song", or "foe requiem" that increases the bard's patience by 100% for two minutes.

 

Lies, or else the patch notes were mistranslated. Bard's patience decreases by 50% for two minutes.

 

[7] This effect is doubled when "black magic song" is said or if a white mage or scholar are responsible for saying it.

 

This is accurate, though. Decrease of 100%.

 

[7] And for the sake of balance, we decided to up the intelligence of Dragoons by 30% to test their new mortality rates. Remember kids, Jump is the #1 cause of death to Dragoons according to the FFXIV International Studies.

 

An increase in I.Q. does not correlate to an increase in common sense. Jump will remain the #1 cause of death to Dragoons.

[Jancis]

[19:36][7] I always have an elf companion. It's a rule.

[19:37][7] I never thought about Leanne having retainers...hm..

[19:37][7] And she always ends up being naked.

[19:37][7] She's not naked. She's in platemail now.

[19:37][7] ho

[19:37][7] yes Kage?

[19:37][7] Yeah.  And I'm not an elf either.

 

 

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