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Oscare

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[7] My b ird isnt c hanging colors. Time to shove dye bucket up it's throat

[7] Please donate to the National Anti-Chocobo Abuse Foundation. One-in-two chocobos everyday suffer from unfair and unjust chocobo abuse, including being tied to aetherytes and slowly building aether-poisoning, force feeding to change the colors of their plumes, and being ridden on by two giant hulking masses of meat (roegadyns/highlanders). With just 1 gil, you might be the savior one of these chocobos.

[7] Val ate his chocobo.

[7] Would this organization come after him?

[7] Kage loves his chocobo

[7] ;_;

[7] With a donation of 5 gil, you might even rescue a chocobo from being sent to EFC -- Eorzean Fried Chocobo.

[7] But I own EFC!

[7] this is going on the logs

[7] I now have record that you're all anti-animal activists, BLACKMAIL

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Aldotsk

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[4] I stole your shirt, Leanne

[4] Everyone is stealing my shirt Crofte-senpai.

[4] She should feelempowered though.  All eyes are on herright now.

[4] I'm like...do you guyshave an wardrobe?!

[4] if it were made of cloth,Jana would probably pull her helmet down over her face!

[4]  /faint

[4] Ul'dah's Strip: Leanne Delphium edition

[4] .-.

[4] There's a game I'd play.

[4] Leanne battling zombies thathave stolen her shirts.

[4] Gosh.

[4] "Leanne wakes up inthe middle of Ul'dah, realizing that she has no clothes except her hat. Due to her revenge, she must go around the Ul'dah to strip her opponents and challenge them. Eliminate possibly voidsents hiding as a humanoids - and avoid evil snarky corrupted cops such as Natalie Mcbeef!"

[4] If anyone pre-orders it, you will get DLC costume where you get to dress up as Coatleque Crofte.

[4] And buyable DLC, you can also have Verad Bellveil as your sidekick to help you strip!

[4] *stares at Verad*

[4] That just got weird. Anddubious.

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Unnamed Mercenary

Unnamed Mercenary

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[4] I stole your shirt, Leanne

[4] Everyone is stealing my shirt Crofte-senpai.

[4] She should feelempowered though.  All eyes are on herright now.

[4] I'm like...do you guyshave an wardrobe?!

[4] if it were made of cloth,Jana would probably pull her helmet down over her face!

[4]  /faint

[4] Ul'dah's Strip: Leanne Delphium edition

[4] .-.

[4] There's a game I'd play.

[4] Leanne battling zombies thathave stolen her shirts.

[4] Gosh.

[4] "Leanne wakes up inthe middle of Ul'dah, realizing that she has no clothes except her hat. Due to her revenge, she must go around the Ul'dah to strip her opponents and challenge them. Eliminate possibly voidsents hiding as a humanoids - and avoid evil snarky corrupted cops such as Natalie Mcbeef!"

[4] If anyone pre-orders it, you will get DLC costume where you get to dress up as Coatleque Crofte.

[4] And buyable DLC, you can also have Verad Bellveil as your sidekick to help you strip!

[4] *stares at Verad*

[4] That just got weird. Anddubious.

I'd imagine someone played this monstrosity

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Jancis

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[21:58][FC] Anyone wanna do something?

[21:58][FC] I'm bored as hell.

[21:59][FC] Cheese fight!

[21:59][FC] *tosses the swiss*

 [21:59][FC] *fires olives*

[21:59][FC] En garde!

 [21:59][FC] Aaaaahhhh!!

[21:59][FC] Pimento!

 [22:00][FC] Havarti!

[22:00][FC] *charges, cheese flailing*

[22:01][FC] Argh... this is no gouda!  And I'm not parmed!

[22:01][FC] huh what

[22:01][FC] This is getting... dangerously cheesy.

[22:01][FC] I think it's grate

 [22:01][FC] I've brie-n attacked!

[22:02][FC] Quick, I need a healer to make me feel feta.

 [22:02][FC] Aged Gouda makes the perfect shield *deflects shredded attack*

[22:02][FC] I don't give a jack.

[22:02][FC] make me feel feta...

[22:02][FC] How Krafty!

[22:03][FC] .. thoroughly un-American.

[22:03][FC] hahaha

 [22:03][FC] Puns aren't bad.

[22:03][FC] Could be cheddar.

[22:03][FC]^_^

[22:04][FC] screams

[22:04][FC] At least they're not making me blue... cheese. Blue cheese.

 [22:04][FC] Blue cheese is amazing!

[22:04][FC] That's Edam good one,Jan.

[22:04][FC] I dairy you to keep going.

 [22:05][FC] My eyes are watering in joy ^_^

[22:05][FC] God dammit I want cheese now,I hate you all.

[22:05][FC] Really milking it,Coat.

[22:05][FC] =O

[22:05][FC] That's how CC spreads it on.

[22:06][FC] I melt it on, thick and stringy.

22:06][FC] You butter cut it out.

[22:06][FC] I'll tell Brieonce on you.

[22:07][FC] ... How did this even start?

[22:09][FC] You were bored ^_^

[22:10][FC] ... Oh yeah. Thanks!

 

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Antain

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Something said over shout that I got a kick out of...

 

[2:43]R. M.: Didn't I read awhile back that theres someone who can collore my chocobo for a price?

[2:43]T. R.: no

[2:44]V. K.: What's Collore?

[2:45]G. B.: green is my favorite collore

[2:46]V. K.: Maybe they meant Cholestrol.

[2:46]G. B.: oh

[2:46]V. K.: As in lowering their Fat Chocobo's Cholestrol levels.

[2:46]G. B.: in that case, hamburger is my favorite collore

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Delilah Scythewood

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So...came to this realization while looking over my friends list and seeing two names close together.

 

>> Liliana Nazareth: Ya know, something funny

Liliana Nazareth >> ?

>> Liliana Nazareth: Liliana and Dartanon spend a lot of time together ICly, no? xD

Liliana Nazareth >> Ehhh, sorta? Not really. xD Why?

>> Liliana Nazareth: Lilithium was once with a guy named Darturu xD Lilithium and Darturu. Liliana and Dartanon.

Liliana Nazareth >> WOW.

Liliana Nazareth >> That's kinda cool!

>> Liliana Nazareth: I KNOW

>> Liliana Nazareth: Mind fucking BLOWN

>> Liliana Nazareth: :D

Liliana Nazareth >> IT'S FATE

>> Liliana Nazareth: Transcends time and servers!

Liliana Nazareth >> YUS!

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Delilah Scythewood

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Another log so soon, talking about a bowl of nuts...The things that happen in the Society house.

 

[1:29 p.m.]M'risha Eliozh: Maybe I should just punch him really hard?

[1:29 p.m.]Thrandis Dale: "I don't think this fella is capable."

[1:29 p.m.]Thrandis Dale: "I can do it!"

[1:29 p.m.]Azeiox Nelles: "Don't. You. Touch her."

[1:29 p.m.]Thrandis Dale: "Too late, i've all ready felt her nuts."

[1:30 p.m.]M'risha Eliozh: They weren't mine! I found them on the table upstairs.

[1:30 p.m.]Thrandis Dale: "Oh, probably someone else's then.. stranger danger."

[1:30 p.m.]M'risha Eliozh: Nuts are nuts! Can't be picky!

[1:30 p.m.]Thrandis Dale: "Do you always just eat food you see lieing around? What if it's marmot guts or something?"

[1:31 p.m.]M'risha Eliozh: Oh.. sounds pretty good!

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Oscare

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[7] I have the secret fantasy that one day in this game, the developers will deliever to all the thirsty fags of this game by giving them a blitzball game of entirely shirtless and extremely muscled, sweaty highlanders and roes

[7] right now

[7] pls

[7] We could get all Yugioh on this bitch!

[7] oscare pls

[7] im already excited

[7] Pumpkinweed's event is going I think.

[7] no

[7] can we use Lala as the balls?

[7] I have already fanfictioned the crap out of this idea

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Coatleque

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Edda Eglantine joins the party.

(Edda Eglantine) Thank you. What role?

(Coatleque Crofte) Ta daaaaa

(Coatleque Crofte) That's for you and Yangh to fight it out.

(Coatleque Crofte) I brought oil and a blow-up pool.

(Yangh Linh) i can go any xD

(Edda Eglantine) I'll dps then

(Coatleque Crofte) *sighs and deflates pool*

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Jancis

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[22:47][4] Crofte broke Zac.

[22:47][4] That'll happen.

[22:48][4] That's what happens when you try to have a battle of wits while unarmed.

[22:48][4] *flees*

[22:48][4] oh snap

[22:48][4] Zing

[22:48][4] I WILL BE THE END OF YOU, BITCH! COUNT YOUR DAYS!!

[22:48][4]O.o B.U.R.N.

[22:48][4] lmfao

[22:48][4] But admit it, I made at least one or two fair points.

[22:48][4] Crofte for the pain lol

 

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Nero

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on this week's episode of "Nero is totally not sexist at all"

 

[4] Oh, I thought you were there. Nevermind.

[4] YOU CEASE TO BE INTERESTING TO ME.

[4] FINE

[4] MEN

[4] soon as they have your log they are GONE

[4] I'm just saying, humanity would still be in the Garden of Eden if Eve wasn't such a clueless bint.

[4] So don't "MEN" me

 

[4] i'm hungry. roen make me dinner

[4] i have no food in my house

[4] Oh getting ALL stereotypical are we??

[4] also my shirt has a hole in it, can you mend it

[4] I BARELY know how to sew a button

[4] and I order out.

[4] you barely register as a woman to me any more.

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Jancis

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on this week's episode of "Nero is totally not sexist at all"

 

[4] Oh, I thought you were there. Nevermind.

[4] YOU CEASE TO BE INTERESTING TO ME.

[4] FINE

[4] MEN

[4] soon as they have your log they are GONE

[4] I'm just saying, humanity would still be in the Garden of Eden if Eve wasn't such a clueless bint.

[4] So don't "MEN" me

 

[4] i'm hungry. roen make me dinner

[4] i have no food in my house

[4] Oh getting ALL stereotypical are we??

[4] also my shirt has a hole in it, can you mend it

[4] I BARELY know how to sew a button

[4] and I order out.

[4] you barely register as a woman to me any more.

 

 

This is the exact same conversation you both had in Mumble that one time...

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Nero

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on this week's episode of "Nero is totally not sexist at all"

 

[4] Oh, I thought you were there. Nevermind.

[4] YOU CEASE TO BE INTERESTING TO ME.

[4] FINE

[4] MEN

[4] soon as they have your log they are GONE

[4] I'm just saying, humanity would still be in the Garden of Eden if Eve wasn't such a clueless bint.

[4] So don't "MEN" me

 

[4] i'm hungry. roen make me dinner

[4] i have no food in my house

[4] Oh getting ALL stereotypical are we??

[4] also my shirt has a hole in it, can you mend it

[4] I BARELY know how to sew a button

[4] and I order out.

[4] you barely register as a woman to me any more.

 

 

 

This is the exact same conversation you both had in Mumble that one time...

 

I don't remember that in the slightest.

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Roen

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on this week's episode of "Nero is totally not sexist at all"

 

[4] Oh, I thought you were there. Nevermind.

[4] YOU CEASE TO BE INTERESTING TO ME.

[4] FINE

[4] MEN

[4] soon as they have your log they are GONE

[4] I'm just saying, humanity would still be in the Garden of Eden if Eve wasn't such a clueless bint.

[4] So don't "MEN" me

 

[4] i'm hungry. roen make me dinner

[4] i have no food in my house

[4] Oh getting ALL stereotypical are we??

[4] also my shirt has a hole in it, can you mend it

[4] I BARELY know how to sew a button

[4] and I order out.

[4] you barely register as a woman to me any more.

 

 

 

This is the exact same conversation you both had in Mumble that one time...

 

I don't remember that in the slightest.

 

I don't remember that either. >_>

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Melodia

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Edda Eglantine joins the party.

(Edda Eglantine) Thank you. What role?

(Coatleque Crofte) Ta daaaaa

(Coatleque Crofte) That's for you and Yangh to fight it out.

(Coatleque Crofte) I brought oil and a blow-up pool.

(Yangh Linh) i can go any xD

(Edda Eglantine) I'll dps then

(Coatleque Crofte) *sighs and deflates pool*

Crofte! Damn it, you need to try harder next time!! *Offers own oil supply*

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Delilah Scythewood

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[1:42 p.m.][FC] *pulls Locke away from Ramuh grinds*

[1:42 p.m.][FC] *...Thongs?* :D

[1:42 p.m.][FC] Nuuu *grabby hands at healing ring*

[1:42 p.m.]Rowan Walsh questions Syntgoht.

[1:42 p.m.][FC] You're gonna die xD

[1:42 p.m.][FC] TT

[1:42 p.m.][FC] I still need to do Ramuh ex. QQ

[1:42 p.m.][FC] Though I'm surprised it hasn't dropped for you by now

[1:42 p.m.][FC] Same Jae

[1:42 p.m.][FC] We can do it together. <3

[1:42 p.m.][FC] I need to do all the EX modes. I want my shiny garuda weapon ;.;

[1:43 p.m.][FC] Kay <3

[1:43 p.m.][FC] I'm stuck on that fuckboy Titan.

[1:43 p.m.][FC] I will help, when the time comes. o/

[1:43 p.m.][FC] Snap.

[1:43 p.m.][FC] Yay help! \o/ *lets Locke go back into the fray*

[1:43 p.m.][FC] Taking a break, actually!

[1:43 p.m.][FC] I would love to do Titan, but I think my latency only allows me to DD it because DD aren't important.

[1:44 p.m.][FC] >:D

[1:44 p.m.][FC] I'm thinking of what to do with myself.

[1:44 p.m.][FC] *strokes his Judgment Ring of Healing*

[1:44 p.m.][FC] My precious...

[1:44 p.m.][FC] You're cruel.

[1:44 p.m.][FC] I'm a scot.

[1:44 p.m.][FC] <3

[1:45 p.m.][FC] ._.

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