Loving reminder that Limsa houses a Lady's Bar and we SHOULD BE ALL OVER THAT

[PerkPrincess]

It's filled with lady pirates and it is called The Missing Member.

 

IT'S NAME IS IN FACT THE MISSING PENIS.

 

We could hang out there and make fun of any boys wandering into the girl's fort.

 

What's not to love?

 

 

 

 

 

[V'aleera]

That's extremely funny and extremely typical of the game's writers.

[Ette]

I want this. I want this nine times. I want a cutthroat IC girl gang that wears copious amounts of leather and sneers and boys and I want them to hang out in there.

 

Edit: and they all need blades sewn into the brims of their hats and shoved into the soles of their boots.

[Blue]

A lil too scary-looking for my lady characters

 

Also, the Miqo'te inside forcing a guy to eat aphrodisiacs to make him work in her bed is kind of creepy <_<; .... He's even pleading for "no more".

[Oli!]

A lil too scary-looking for my lady characters

 

 

 

 

 

 

I find your lack of dick disturbing.

[Yhen Yizeh]

Obligatory sex =/= gender comment?

[PerkPrincess]

I want this. I want this nine times. I want a cutthroat IC girl gang that wears copious amounts of leather and sneers and boys and I want them to hang out in there.

 

Edit: and they all need blades sewn into the brims of their hats and shoved into the soles of their boots.

 

Yes this is exactly what I need to happen.

[PkThunda]

Must... Not... Make.. Cutthroat Lala pirate lady.... MUST NOT. NO.

[Oli!]

Must... Not... Make.. Cutthroat Lala pirate lady.... MUST NOT. NO.

 

 

HA HA YOU COMMENTED ON IT.

 

NOW YOU HAVE TO.

 

10/10 WOULD RP WITH.

[111]

[PkThunda]

Must... Not... Make.. Cutthroat Lala pirate lady.... MUST NOT. NO.

 

 

HA HA YOU COMMENTED ON IT.

 

NOW YOU HAVE TO.

 

10/10 WOULD RP WITH.

 

*Screeches*

I'll make a character design- BUT I CANT HAVE ANOTHER CHARACTER RIGHT NOW I HAVE GOALS I HAV A WIF E AND CHILD

[Kellach Woods]

There's already a cutthroat pirate lady though and she wouldn't be caught dead hanging in there.

 

Meh MAYBE I'll join you once I have Kell's maid outfit. Which, yes, requires 3-Star crafting.

[Mae]

It's filled with lady pirates and it is called The Missing Member.

...They'renotmissingandthat'snotsausagethat'ssittingonalmostalltheplates..!!!

[Seriphyn]

This game has so much sexualized dialogue that it makes this sexually frustrated gentlemen envious of NPCs.

[Gone.]

How did I never notice this before? :')

[Aya]

Its kind of a neat idea.  I wonder how rough it would really be!  Now I want to write up an Aya visit

[Yoshi]

I like you PerkPrincess. I like you.

[PerkPrincess]

Its kind of a neat idea.  I wonder how rough it would really be!  Now I want to write up an Aya visit

 

Honestly a headcanon that Lafi an I developed is The Missing Member is a very woman friendly space. And like you can go there if you feel unsafe for whatever reason.

 

LADIES LOOKING OUT FOR OTHER LADIES.

 

YEAH.

[Aya]

In Limsa?  Surrounded by pirates?  That's like always!!

 

Good thinking though, but I wonder just how safe it feels...

[Aeylis Bloodbinder]

I RP there a lot...

 

but...

 

because...

 

I have no words.

 

no words.

[Throm]

Haha, brilliant!

[Delilah Scythewood]

God I need to bring Xelra there with her sisters....

[Steel Wolf]

Name the time and Steel will be ALL OVER THAT.

 

ALL.

 

OVER.

 

THAT.

 

YO.

[That_NPC]

I'll be there.  Oswain's about to have an extended stay in Limsa while learning to be a marauder anyway

[Reshie]

I had honestly never looked at it like that... I'm very amused now and rather sad that I missed it!  I would so be down for that on an alt. If someone wants to name a time, this girl is there!