Maril Posted January 9, 2015 Share #1 Posted January 9, 2015 I stumbled over this today: http://whothefuckismydndcharacter.com/ It's rather funny, not sure if it's been posted here before. Some of them would make for very interesting characters The one I got on my first go was: AN AMBITIOUS HALFLING SORCERER FROM A HAUNTED CASTLE WHO ALWAYS KEEPS THEIR PROMISES" What do you guys get? Link to comment
Illira Posted January 9, 2015 Share #2 Posted January 9, 2015 Very entertaining! I think the best one I've hit on so far is: "MISERABLE HALF-ORC BARD FROM A COMMUNE WHO NEVER TAKES THEIR ARMOUR OFF, JUST IN CASE." EDIT: Scratch that. Its totally - "PRETTY CHILL DWARF WIZARD FROM THE GRAVE DIGGERS UNION WHO IS A RECOVERING CANNIBAL." Link to comment
Warren Castille Posted January 9, 2015 Share #3 Posted January 9, 2015 CHECK THIS SHIT OUT, I'M GOING TO BE A FUCKING FEARLESS DRAGONBORN PALADIN FROM AN UNCHARTABLE ISLAND WHO WAS RAISED BY GHOSTS Link to comment
Melkire Posted January 9, 2015 Share #4 Posted January 9, 2015 CHECK THIS SHIT OUT, I'M GOING TO BE A FUCKING CRABBY DRAGONBORN RANGER FROM THE PIRATE INFESTED ISLES OF WOE WHO ALWAYS NEEDS TO BE THE CENTRE OF ATTENTION ...I think it's trying to tell me to fantasia Osric into an Au Ra. 1 Link to comment
Kage Posted January 9, 2015 Share #5 Posted January 9, 2015 Hmmm I'm going to roll the stats for a fucking morose Halfling Wizard from a royal lineage who makes inappropriate jokes at the worst times Edit: impulsive Tiefling Paladin from a company of sellswords who has always wanted to open their own tavern Sounds legit. Except for the tiefling. Guess Kage's an Au Ra? Link to comment
Spethah Posted January 9, 2015 Share #6 Posted January 9, 2015 BOISTEROUS HUMAN CLERIC FROM THE CITY POST OFFICE WHO HATES WEARING THEIR GLASSES Legit. Link to comment
Melodia Posted January 9, 2015 Share #7 Posted January 9, 2015 I tried and got: HYPERCRITICAL DWARF MONK FROM AN UNDERGROUND CITY WHO FINDS IT IMPOSSIBLE TO SPEAK TO GIRLS. It.....it knows me! @_@ Link to comment
Zetchryn Posted January 9, 2015 Share #8 Posted January 9, 2015 I'm going to be a guarded Dwarf Bard from a ruined city who mistrusts anyone smaller than them. To be fair that actually makes sense. Link to comment
Aya Posted January 9, 2015 Share #9 Posted January 9, 2015 CHECK THIS SHIT OUT, I'M GOING TO BE A FUCKING CRABBY DRAGONBORN RANGER FROM THE PIRATE INFESTED ISLES OF WOE WHO ALWAYS NEEDS TO BE THE CENTRE OF ATTENTION ...I think it's trying to tell me to fantasia Osric into an Au Ra. THEY NAILED YOU OSRIC Link to comment
Aduu Avagnar Posted January 9, 2015 Share #10 Posted January 9, 2015 YOU THINK YOUR CHARACTER IS COOL? MY CHARACTER IS A FUCKINGDECISIVE GNOME SORCERER FROM THE BASE OF A VOLCANO WHO WAS LEFT OUT OF THEIR FATHERS WILL Link to comment
Dat Oni Posted January 9, 2015 Share #11 Posted January 9, 2015 I'M GOING TO ROLL THE STATS FOR A FUCKINGOVEREMOTIONAL HALF-ELF BARBARIAN FROM THE BASE OF A VOLCANO WHO IS CERTAIN THEIR DAYS ARE NUMBERED Link to comment
TheLastCandle Posted January 9, 2015 Share #12 Posted January 9, 2015 I'M GOING TO ROLL THE STATS FOR A FUCKING IMPATIENT DWARF BARD FROM A RUINED CITY WHO CAN'T READ This actually sounds pretty cool. Link to comment
Gegenji Posted January 9, 2015 Share #13 Posted January 9, 2015 Brave Elf Barbarian from an illusory forest who always alliterates their anecdotes, huh? ... Sounds like quite the cool character concept to tease and tantalize with. In all seriousness, I've actually played a Wild Elf Barbarian once. Spoke broken Common but surprisingly eloquent Elvish, so he wasn't too far off this idea. Just didn't alliterate his anecdotes, nor was he from an illusory forest - just a wintery one. Link to comment
Coatleque Posted January 9, 2015 Share #14 Posted January 9, 2015 fearless Half-elf Paladin from a local street gang who distrusts all authority... Link to comment
Telluride Posted January 9, 2015 Share #15 Posted January 9, 2015 You think your character is cool? My character is a fucking level-headed Gnome Rogue from a haberdashery who is afraid of heights. Yes, I can hide my loot in the hats! Link to comment
Erik Mynhier Posted January 9, 2015 Share #16 Posted January 9, 2015 Welll..... my secret's out... "I'M GOING TO ROLL THE STATS FOR A FUCKING IMPATIENT HUMAN BARBARIAN FROM THE BEST LIBRARY IN THE CITY WHO IS A RECOVERING CANNIBAL" Link to comment
Berrod Armstrong Posted January 9, 2015 Share #17 Posted January 9, 2015 Welll..... my secret's out... "I'M GOING TO ROLL THE STATS FOR A FUCKING IMPATIENT HUMAN BARBARIAN FROM THE BEST LIBRARY IN THE CITY WHO IS A RECOVERING CANNIBAL" I was grinning and giggling throughout the thread but this one made me lose my shit Link to comment
Gegenji Posted January 9, 2015 Share #18 Posted January 9, 2015 Welll..... my secret's out... "I'M GOING TO ROLL THE STATS FOR A FUCKING IMPATIENT HUMAN BARBARIAN FROM THE BEST LIBRARY IN THE CITY WHO IS A RECOVERING CANNIBAL" I was grinning and giggling throughout the thread but this one made me lose my shit "I'm Hannibal Lector, and this is my favorite library in the city." 1 Link to comment
Stormwind Posted January 9, 2015 Share #19 Posted January 9, 2015 I'm going to roll the stats for a fucking short-tempered Gnome Rogue from a small town tavern who is a recovering cannibal Its fine though everyone. He's recovering. Nothing to worry about. Just...don't make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry. Link to comment
Dogberry Posted January 9, 2015 Share #20 Posted January 9, 2015 I'm going to roll the stats for a fucking short-tempered Gnome Rogue from a small town tavern who is a recovering cannibal Its fine though everyone. He's recovering. Nothing to worry about. Just...don't make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry. No chicken this time, Storm? You think your character is cool? My character is a fucking plain-speaking Human Warlock from a theatre company who grew up fat. Holy crap, that's just me. Link to comment
Telluride Posted January 9, 2015 Share #21 Posted January 9, 2015 fearless Half-elf Paladin from a local street gang who distrusts all authority... Did you just roll up... Evangeline? Link to comment
Stormwind Posted January 9, 2015 Share #22 Posted January 9, 2015 I'm going to roll the stats for a fucking short-tempered Gnome Rogue from a small town tavern who is a recovering cannibal Its fine though everyone. He's recovering. Nothing to worry about. Just...don't make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry. No chicken this time, Storm? You think your character is cool? My character is a fucking plain-speaking Human Warlock from a theatre company who grew up fat. Holy crap, that's just me. IT KNOWS! SKYNET'S COMING! Link to comment
Kage Posted January 9, 2015 Share #23 Posted January 9, 2015 fearless Half-elf Paladin from a local street gang who distrusts all authority... Did you just roll up... Evangeline? I think that's the best thing Link to comment
GloryRhodes Posted January 9, 2015 Share #24 Posted January 9, 2015 You think your character is cool? My character is a fucking restless Elf Barbarian from a boarding school for the children of middle-class wizards who has serious daddy issues Link to comment
Whittledown Posted January 10, 2015 Share #25 Posted January 10, 2015 motivated Half-orc Ranger from a company of sellswords who secretly became an adventurer to impress a love interest Not bad. I can work with this. Link to comment
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