OttoVann

Urban Nights There you go m8s. Stuff like this all day.

M8 r u ok?

Not for a bit. Especially not OOC. Way too many guys are going to just scramble to marry something OOC so they can look 'suav' in the new outfit much like the chinese kimonos. Once that fad wears off and people return to somewhat normal clothes I MAY do it OOC but Id prefer it to be IC.

R-reference shot Anelia-chan.

Guys I did it I became a 50 paladin. The purest, most Gallant knight in Ul'Dah.

Do I win? Yeah m8s

So hot

Damn m8 I stay busy but I dont have kids. Why you got so many kids?

Let me say that if Tonk EVER gets used for anything more than IC irritating paladins and other LEOs and calling them all layabouts for letting the Quicksand go to shit (whether this is true or not I dunno) I would like to try to humorously arrest someone and put on a Great Saiyaman impersonation of sorts. Nothing at all serious. Though Franz has a point there are a lot of people who IC are always LOOKING for a reason to fight and 'kill' something so it might not work when all I am looking to do is fucking around humorously with ridiculous looking armor and a wooden sword.

No way m8, it would be humorous. Its a guy being a vigilante in a funny way and I view that as being humorous good/neutral aligned. Tonk uses a wooden sword / paddle man. Hes not vicious Tell me more though franz-sensei. I dont want to have an awful rep IC I'll continue being a snooty downer today! I can think of at least one paladin-affiliated person who would be offended to the point of combat if Otto was walking around pretending to be Sworn. (You're impersonating Secret Service. Think about that.) M8 Im not impersonating sworn. When I put on the alter-ego Tonk I use the heavy steel armor stuff. Not Paladin Artifact armor. You know the stuff that barely moves? That stuff m8 CARRY ON NO FUN ALLOWED I use it because it hides the face and is ridiculous looking I think its kind of funny personally... P-pls warren sensei guide me I figured it was good comic relief....;_______; Ridiculous looking pink blob of armor with a wood sword. ;_________;

Sounds like a plan m8. ACTUALLY. I should finally truly impersonate law enforcement as Tonk in that armor and 'arrest' you for thieving. Then Crofte-tan can arrest me for causing trouble and Natalie can take you for being an actual thief. Yeahhhhhhh I may need to watch that. Maybe ICly. ...just be aware that if you want Otto to remain a "good-standing" citizen, this will surely destroy that image. No way m8, it would be humorous. Its a guy being a vigilante in a funny way and I view that as being humorous good/neutral aligned. Tonk uses a wooden sword / paddle man. Hes not vicious Tell me more though franz-sensei. I dont want to have an awful rep IC I'll continue being a snooty downer today! I can think of at least one paladin-affiliated person who would be offended to the point of combat if Otto was walking around pretending to be Sworn. (You're impersonating Secret Service. Think about that.) M8 Im not impersonating sworn. When I put on the alter-ego Tonk I use the heavy steel armor stuff. Not Paladin Artifact armor. You know the stuff that barely moves? That stuff m8

Sounds like a plan m8. ACTUALLY. I should finally truly impersonate law enforcement as Tonk in that armor and 'arrest' you for thieving. Then Crofte-tan can arrest me for causing trouble and Natalie can take you for being an actual thief. Yeahhhhhhh I may need to watch that. Maybe ICly. ...just be aware that if you want Otto to remain a "good-standing" citizen, this will surely destroy that image. No way m8, it would be humorous. Its a guy being a vigilante in a funny way and I view that as being humorous good/neutral aligned. Tonk uses a wooden sword / paddle man. Hes not vicious Tell me more though franz-sensei. I dont want to have an awful rep IC

Sounds like a plan m8. ACTUALLY. I should finally truly impersonate law enforcement as Tonk in that armor and 'arrest' you for thieving. Then Crofte-tan can arrest me for causing trouble and Natalie can take you for being an actual thief. Yeahhhhhhh

Otto x any bara-lander......p-pls

It will remain this way too. I might brew up crits and other more flair type hits but itll be d20. Also bumping this thread so people can keep it in their minds and im selfish. Were fighting again this weekend. Sunday 5 PM EST.

Yeah m8 I give a ton of gil away every week since I usually earn so much. Ridley gets at least 400k a month from me but usually gets over 800k. Others that work for me get like 300-400k a month depending. Also the tournies and stuff I support and now run. Otto is super generous IC (and OOC) with gil and just items in general. We should like...get together now m8.

Warren m8 I'm largely with your side of thinking overall. How would you handle Otto in a fight? Youre about...5 inches taller than me and if you base your weight off of real world mechanics you have to weigh like 240 pounds minimum since your max-bara. I'm 6'1 and like 210-220. Would you be ok with me being almost if not as strong as you? 5 inches and 30 pounds more weight in muscle mass (since were both maxed muscle) is quite a lot more power potential. Im curious how I would handle it as well actually, Im sort of thinking aloud now.

Actually.....we're going to get you into some nice outfits made by me. Its dress up time! It'll be fun making Anelia into Cutie-Chan. (Im not all lewd pls) So you want me to draw Anelia in your outfit? I don't know if I want to agree to this >___> No Anelia-chan for payment for drawing Otto eventually you get some fine clothes from Otto that he made. You said youd appreciate more than just gil so why not get dressed up by me. Its what Im famous for after all.

No way m8. I don't see how I glossed over this before but you should totally hit a woman as if you would any man. At least thats my mentality. If Anelia-chan and I fought you best believe she'd hit me square in the jaw with all her power so I'm definitely going to hit her in the ribs as hard as I reasonably can if my rolls are good and I connect (or her face why not). I'd treat her as my equal and hit her with equal force know what I mean m8? (side rant forgive me)

I don't think I flaunt it much. Sometimes I will say "I'll give you a million gil" for this that or the other but I mean...Otto lacks economy of scale he just sees offering a million as 'fair' for their time and effort for this arbitrary example-task. I dunno, I certainly dress like I am though. I practically refuse to wear 'adventuring' clothes. Suits only please. Its extremely rare for me to wear anything even made of leather IC.

Gosh no one seems to be publicly wealthy and at least marginally act as such. Maybe I'm doing it wrong

Actually.....we're going to get you into some nice outfits made by me. Its dress up time! It'll be fun making Anelia into Cutie-Chan. (Im not all lewd pls)

Not fighting them is something I've considered, but I'd feel like a dick and a bully depending on the circumstances. Warren's fought midlander (and highlander) women in the Grindstone. He doesn't strike them and just tries to disarm or knock them off balance. I did deadlift suplex Anelia last time, though. Feel a little guilty about that. Alright think about this in reverse then. How do you handle fighting Max build Roe? Theyre clearly huge compared to even Max-Bara like you. Makes me wonder how I should handle fighting Iron since he is at least 18 inches taller than me and and least 200 pounds heavier. (I am a measly 6'1. Manlet mode)

Interesting points Warren. I wish I had more for you m8 but maybe the only thing I can offer is...not fight Lalas? I know I wouldn't at least hand to hand. If that makes me an awful Roleplayer well...I am indeed an awful one so it wouldn't be wrong. But consider Warren how would you want to handle or view a fight with a midlander woman? (Assuming this character has some sort of martial prowess background).

Awwwww poor Jez. If it makes you feel any better, I don't have a girlfriend either. I dont have a girlfriend either. Suffering. Last one got murdered. JEZ WAS ALSO APART OF HER PERSONAL GUARD THE DAY SHE DIED I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN M8. 'EY I WAS HOLDIN' ONE UP NOT MY FAULT AARON DROPPED THE BALL ...this is true. You were doing her job and found some of the killers. Love ya m8