Darien Cadell Posted March 24, 2015 Share #26 Posted March 24, 2015 Picture of a river. "Fishing again." -- feeling bored *picture of a massive fish flopping with an arm, leg, and tail poking out one side underneath it* YEEEEAAAAAH FISHIIIIIIIING!!!!!!1111one! Seriously. How did I catch a 19 foot long carp out of an ankle deep puddle? Link to comment
xelliexell Posted March 24, 2015 Share #27 Posted March 24, 2015 Maia's would all be entirely about other people, and describing mundane things and thoughts throughout the day. "Tancred is the best retainer. He's nice enough to type these messages for me!" "Miss Momone is truly amazing in how she can use a sword AND a shield. At the same time!" "Mr. Yattaru was making a lot of noise again. I couldn't tell if he was singing, or if he was getting into another fight with the furniture..." "I hope that Mr. Lucky is feeling better. Feel better soon, Mr. Lucky!" "I tried to deliver some cookies to Miss Anstarra today, but I couldn't find her. Hopefully the chocobo shapes are okay." "Jus kidin abuot Tancred! Aelis is the greatst retainer of al taim! Every1 shuuld hiyer her and give her enuf gil to reteir welthy!" (This message would be posted by Aelis logged into Maia's account.) Aaand so on. 1 Link to comment
Ette Posted March 24, 2015 Share #28 Posted March 24, 2015 "Shout out to all u random ass dudes tryna touch me: Please Stop." 1 Link to comment
Liandri Posted March 24, 2015 Share #29 Posted March 24, 2015 A consistent amount of bitching, and general disgruntled perspectives of people. She'd be the sort to just tag them in the status. Link to comment
Michikyou Posted March 24, 2015 Share #30 Posted March 24, 2015 [align=center][/align] [align=center]I'm getting better at cooking! Yum![/align] Link to comment
Titor Posted March 24, 2015 Share #31 Posted March 24, 2015 "SEE I CN HANdle mY ALCoho jusdfst fINE!" -the status message would be deleted in the morning- Link to comment
D'eshel Posted March 24, 2015 Share #32 Posted March 24, 2015 D'esh can't write so I don't think he would have one. Unless some nice lady out there would be willing to... give him the ropes. :') Link to comment
ProvaDiServo Posted March 24, 2015 Share #33 Posted March 24, 2015 "Long day at work, Like this status If you are coming home to an empty house!" -Five minutes later on twitter- " Wildwoods mean muggin me on the way home. #HerManWasLookingThisWay" -Looks at Bri getting on a fight on worldstar. Reuploads to facebook- "#BriannaNo #YouGoingtoGaolNow" Link to comment
Steel Wolf Posted March 24, 2015 Share #34 Posted March 24, 2015 I imagine Steel would be completely lame at Facebook, like one of those people who posts a picture of Garfield holding a coffee mug and some completely un-funny quote or grump next to the image. Cliaux would be all selfies, all the time. Most of them aimed downwards intentionally for "effect". Link to comment
Ha'uruh Nunh Posted March 24, 2015 Share #35 Posted March 24, 2015 Howl's that guy posting song lyrics. Link to comment
Melkire Posted March 24, 2015 Share #36 Posted March 24, 2015 "Professor Taeros flunked me on my midterms again. I asked him why they even matter when passing or failing this class depends almost entirely on our performance on the final exam. He told me they matter because 'repeat failures build character'. ...I miss Professor Jin'li." "Rordán's chewed through my boots again. Cheeky bastard." Link to comment
cuideag Posted March 24, 2015 Share #37 Posted March 24, 2015 Jajara really likes Farmville for some reason and won't stop inviting all her friends to play with her. Every now and again she might show up tagged in somebody else's photo but she doesn't seem to post much about herself. She's the type of person who isn't too ashamed to post tacky thrown-together-in-photoshop pictures of horrifyingly sappy things. Happy faces and hearts and bad poetry, all tagged for Chuchukepa. GROSS. Delial hardly ever posts anything but when she does, it's passive aggressive as heck. Can't stop talking smack about "these idiot people" and about how "it's a surprise that they don't swallow their own tongues." Now and again she'll do the selfie with a colorful drink thing and then go silent for weeks. 1 Link to comment
Dat Oni Posted March 24, 2015 Share #38 Posted March 24, 2015 Edgar is always posting "Did you died" on Delial's timeline. Link to comment
ProvaDiServo Posted March 25, 2015 Share #39 Posted March 25, 2015 Would like Delial's posts but never comment! Link to comment
Michikyou Posted March 25, 2015 Share #40 Posted March 25, 2015 "Do Miqo'te count as cat-tax?" Link to comment
Berrod Armstrong Posted March 25, 2015 Share #42 Posted March 25, 2015 "Interviews today. Bugger me sideways." Link to comment
Warren Castille Posted March 25, 2015 Share #43 Posted March 25, 2015 "Huh. Forgot I had this thing. I'll be sure to update more frequently. Hey, has anyone noticed that moon is getting bigger?" 1 Link to comment
Makyn Loneseeker Posted March 25, 2015 Share #44 Posted March 25, 2015 "Shout out to all u random ass dudes tryna touch me: Please Stop." "Ey, did you blow up again?" -comments Link to comment
Kishi Posted March 25, 2015 Share #45 Posted March 25, 2015 This would be Kei's one and only face book post: Link to comment
ProvaDiServo Posted March 25, 2015 Share #46 Posted March 25, 2015 Would comment on Kishi's post with. "So I heard you were crushing on my sister?" Link to comment
Caspar Posted March 25, 2015 Share #47 Posted March 25, 2015 "Today I had boiled lobster. It was good." (pic) "Today I had mapo tofu. It was good." (pic) "Today I had beef stew. It was good." (pic) ... Link to comment
Renata Turner Posted March 27, 2015 Share #48 Posted March 27, 2015 "Lost. In Gridania. AGAIN." Link to comment
Jana Posted April 3, 2015 Share #50 Posted April 3, 2015 I think Jana would try to put on an internet tough guy act. 1 Link to comment
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