What do you do irl?

[Random Encounter]

I work for UPS at a cargo airport. In other words, I load and unload planes/trucks. Outside that, I also work part time in security.

[Ronin'ra]

I now currently train and punch people for prize money.

 

 

What kind of punching are we talking about?  I have a deep, if somewhat recent interest in boxing, personally.  I bought a heavy bag about half a year ago and god damn do I love it.

 

I've done about seven years of Muay Thai and six in BJJ (Brazilian jiu-jitsu). A bit of Okinawan karate thrown in there with some judo.

[Aduu Avagnar]

Currently I work for a large Fast Food company (largest in the world....) it's not as bad as people imagine, or rather wouldn't be if the hours were better. I work with some great people and have made some good friends. The downside is the customers....

 

Before this I have done tech support, clothes retail, was a trainee manager for Games Workshop (my favourite job to date) and worked at the same fast food chain but in a different location as the start to my retail/food service career. I have also done a stint as a cleaner and had a paper round when I was young.

 

All this in 5/6 years.

 

I'm ashamed to admit this. I work at McDonalds... -runs off hiding in the corner-

Don't be. A job is a job after all, especially in this climate.

[ShoggMommy]

It's seriously cool to see what everyone does. This community is very eclectic!

[C'kayah Polaali]

I lead a team of programmers, mostly writing video clients, for the most profitable porn company in the history of mankind HBO.

[LadyRochester]

I study psychology. That's all I do. I don't really have the need for more money, so I don't have a job. However, I am strongly considering becoming a teacher's assistant or English tutor of some sort, as I live in a Spanish-speaking country and English teachers are always in demand.

[Coatleque]

I'm ashamed to admit this. I work at McDonalds... -runs off hiding in the corner-

Don't be. A job is a job after all, especially in this climate.

 

I still say one of the most -fun- jobs I ever had was flipping hamburgers. The job itself is never something to be ashamed of. If I could actually survive on what they insist on paying for that job, I'd go back to it in a heartbeat.

[Winters Knight]

Sorry ol' beings, if I told you I'd have to kill you haha!

 

... but seriously. I really would.

[Gegenji]

I'm ashamed to admit this. I work at McDonalds... -runs off hiding in the corner-

Don't be. A job is a job after all, especially in this climate.

 

I still say one of the most -fun- jobs I ever had was flipping hamburgers.  The job itself is never something to be ashamed of.  If I could actually survive on what they insist on paying for that job, I'd go back to it in a heartbeat.

 

I worked at McDonalds before I enlisted. I can't say I was too fond of it, mostly because they were actively keeping me from any upward mobility - keeping me in the Drive Thru taking orders and cleaning trays. Oh, and they got mad strict with what you said over said Drive Thru when the new management came in (the original manager - the guy I liked - walked out after an altercation with them). I actually got sent home early because I would say "What size would you like that?" instead of "Would you like that super-sized?".

 

Apparently not up-selling at every possible opportunity was a bad thing.

[Winters Knight]

I'm ashamed to admit this. I work at McDonalds... -runs off hiding in the corner-

Don't be. A job is a job after all, especially in this climate.

 

I still say one of the most -fun- jobs I ever had was flipping hamburgers.  The job itself is never something to be ashamed of.  If I could actually survive on what they insist on paying for that job, I'd go back to it in a heartbeat.

The closest I had to this was cranking when I was active duty Navy. I respect the heaps of drama you have to deal with working in this sort of environment.

[Telluride]

 

I worked at McDonalds before I enlisted. I can't say I was too fond of it, mostly because they were actively keeping me from any upward mobility - keeping me in the Drive Thru taking orders and cleaning trays. Oh, and they got mad strict with what you said over said Drive Thru when the new management came in (the original manager - the guy I liked - walked out after an altercation with them). I actually got sent home early because I would say "What size would you like that?" instead of "Would you like that super-sized?".

 

Apparently not up-selling at every possible opportunity was a bad thing.

 

That attitude is everywhere.

 

In my wasteland period between the last teaching gig and the current job, I'd applied for an ISP support position for the cable company in the next county over. Having been familiar with how those companies work, I asked during the interview how much of it was going to be about sales, during which the interviewer insisted that it wasn't that sort of position.

 

Fast forward a bit to the training period: Six weeks. Four of those weeks were about the billing system, ordering system and the company's product line. Week five - one single week - was dedicated to learning/navigating/using the actual support/monitoring programs, and the last week was open-call training.

 

Just before week three, we were specifically told that our job performance would specifically be tied into our ability to upsell products. To people with technical problems. People who wanted the stuff they HAD to work better, and who were inevitably going to be upset when they called.

 

Yes, they outright lied in the interviews. So, I stayed on their paid training until it was time to hit the call floor, and left, citing their deception in the interview as my reason. They really couldn't say anything, and to this day I don't feel a single dollop of guilt about bailing.

 

True story, bros.

[Addison]

I'm a veterinary technician.

 

I draw blood and urine samples. I run various labs. I look at poop and urine under a microscope. I restrain mean pets from biting or scratching people. I take X-rays. I do some grooming. I educate owners on proper pet care ("No, cheesesteaks and milk is not nutritious for your cat, sir").

 

And about a thousand other things.

[Aduu Avagnar]

Aparently I'm going to be adding Bartending to my list of jobs

[Mae]

At this -exact- moment, I am unemployed. By choice. When my husband got his CDL almost four years ago, I had the option of keeping my job while trying to get out of the bad living situation I was in (roommates from hell who were doing all they could to suck away all our money) or putting in my two-week notice, packing all our stuff into storage, and getting on the truck with him. I took the latter. 

 

So for three years, I lived in a Freightliner Cascadia and got to visit all 48 continental states. I joke about it being a three-year vacation, but even though I wasn't employed by the company, I learned how to do some of the work just to help my husband out. Route planning, fuel calculations, HoS management, a little bit of minor trailer and truck maintenance, load securement, and dealing with Dispatch and Road Assist. And defending the truck against lot lizards.

 

Prior to that, I was a cashier for a Home Depot. I mainly worked the garden center and returns desk. Before that, I did work for a janitorial service, work as a home care provider, was a dishwasher for a restaurant, a key-carrier ('not a manager but does manager work') for a couple gas stations, and worked at a Wendy's.

 

Now that I'm off the truck, though, I'm trying to re-enter the work force. Applications are starting to go out hopefully something will bite.

[GabrielDante]

I'll drop my two cents and join the fun.

I'm an ERP Software engineer (Enterprise Resource Planning not the other ERP)

 

Spend all my life living in databases and figuring out how to move bits of data from one place to another.

[Martiallais]

I do pretty much all the CS/portal maintenance/internet shenanigans for my company. We sell "decorative hardware" aka the bright/fancy/shiny handles/pulls/hinges people put in their homes.

[Naunet]

I teach middle school and high school kids science - primarily earth science and environmental science. The school I work at is a really incredible private academy that champions a one-on-one learning and teaching method. So much better than classroom teaching.

 

The pay is crap though. And it's not my ideal job still, though it's enjoyable and fulfilling. I want to work in museum science collections. Or as a science advisor to game developers lolol.

[CallmeYahweh]

I've done about seven years of Muay Thai and six in BJJ (Brazilian jiu-jitsu). A bit of Okinawan karate thrown in there with some judo.

 

That's where it's at! I've never gotten super far into muay thai but god damn do I want to. I've seen a bit of okinawan karate, too. That's wicked.

[DarkLaiX]

Currently a cashier at good old Wal-mart, where people get mad at you if something isn't priced the way they say it is. U-u;

[Mielikki]

I work Here

Been here 5 years, will leave soon to move to another Country. And yes, it's been a pretty damn awesome experience ^.^

[Hali]

I'm a programmer - technically a Quality Assurance Analyst - working with the continued creation, upkeep and all sorts of fun things for an application that tests a slew of different websites as they are produced and updated, which emulates user input at speeds no human could ever dream of managing, in every conceivable way to test every possible thing in the websites that would need tested.

 

It's pretty fun, usually. There's some drudgery to it, but more often than not, it's very engaging.

[Reiner Dorn]

I am the Technical and operations manager at a Performing Arts Center. Have been doing this for a bout 5 years after leaving the US Navy It's quite a good job, and I love working in the arts as a playwright as well.

[-no longer matters-]

I work Here

Been here 5 years, will leave soon to move to another Country. And yes, it's been a pretty damn awesome experience ^.^

I worked at the Austin TX. Customer service location from 2007-2008 and I had the exact opposite experience. It was a nightmare.

[Mielikki]

I worked at the Austin TX. Customer service location from 2007-2008 and I had the exact opposite experience. It was a nightmare.

Aww! Well I heard working in the US is generally a nightmare

[Sylastair]

I am the Technical and operations manager at a Performing Arts Center. Have been doing this for a bout 5 years after leaving the US Navy It's quite a good job, and I love working in the arts as a playwright as well.

Can confirm coolness of job, and intend to walk around theater area with a clipboard in a suit and fool people into thinking I belong in the near future.