How would your character handle your job?

[Askier]

Title basically says it! What is your job and how would character handle doing it?

 

Go nuts!

[Unnamed Mercenary]

Well, Garleans are pretty technical, but I don't imagine Franz has the patience to handle a job where the title description is "Customer Service - Technical Support Engineer".

 

Sure, he'd probably be nice to the first few callers of the morning, but by the end of the day, I could see him either putting on that wretched fake smile and acting as if he cared or just yelling at people on the phone.

 

He'd probably look pretty nice in business casual / professional (when needed) attire and knowing how "delightful" he can be, have the whole office on his side in no time.

[Swashbuckler]

Title basically says it! What is your job and how would character handle doing it?

 

Go nuts!

lmao, practice what you meme, Askier! Just kidding!

 

Lance would probably get fired the first day on the job by telling a customer on the phone "How do you not know your customer number, you order regularly, why do you not have it, are you just a lazy arse, swiving yourself all day long?!?!" when they don't know it.

 

Either that, or telling a customer to go swive themselves when they have a complaint and they expect him to do something about it.

[DrDucker]

Red Duck would raid my bar.

 

Then quit.

[Leanne]

Leanne would prolly ace at everything given how dedicated she can be. Programming, technical support, moving boxes left and right? YES SIR!

 

...OR she would abandon everything to go hitchhiking. Yes, she could do that.

[Val]

ESB Integration Technician.

 

Val wouldn't be able to turn the computer on, much less open the laptop. 

 

He'd also probably be sacked for sexual harassment on the first day.

[T'shina]

I'm a waitress...

 

T'shina would push someone's food in their face the first time she was insulted. (this is why she runs the Gilded Rose and doesn't deal much with customers)

 

Mayu would be a pro.

[Kellach Woods]

Probably better than me until something catastrophic happens under his watch that is wholly out of his control that leads to his firing.

[Caspar]

Bored out of her wits. She would go dizzy trying to figure out how to manage the database commands. However, unlike me, Virara is a good learner and has excellent memory. She could probably excel at any job that didn't require creativity, communication, or skill in the arts, given the appropriate amount of education and training for it.

 

That being said, in the real world she'd have a criminal record that might effectively bar her from sensitive work. Even if not, I don't think she'd like sitting all day in uncomfortable chairs, and would eventually brgin to wander. She's obedient if she has reason to be but if no explicit instructions are given she's sure to be a handful to manage. Oh and her customer service sucks.

[Kassandra Dawn]

Assistant Director of a Day Care

Iasmin would scare the kids and alienate the parents.

Kass would do fine...until one of the 12year olds talked back then she's get fired for pulling a gun on them...

[Dogberry]

I work at an IT help desk. Dogberry would quit after challenging a mouthy caller to a fight. Iskierka would probably do pretty well, as she's more of the professional go-getter type who can put personal shit aside and do a job. Reinbach would think computers are pretty cool, but get fired for constructing elaborate weapons out of office supplies and telling dirty jokes to callers.

[Aaron]

Aaron would be fired on day 1 if he worked at my old job at UPS.

[TK Hikaru]

Nursery Aide at a church. It could go two ways.

Chou could either be really good with the children, or she could get fired for teaching them swear words.

[Virella]

Ave as a teacher of sorts?

 

I'd think this wouldn't be a wise idea. At all : <

[Kodie]

I'm an assistant to a shop foreman at a Earth Moving equipment shop, Kodie would probably walk out the first day, or at least go tinkering with the machinery.

[C'kayah Polaali]

Lead engineer for mobile applications at a big media company.

 

Setoh's good with magitek. Somehow, I don't think that would translate into any sort of engineering ability. He definitely wouldn't know the first thing about leading anyone. He'd likely offend half the team, kill 1-2 of them, and get sacked for passing out drunk after lunch.

 

Armistead, on the other hand. I suspect he'd parlay the position into a small but profitable business selling slightly used computer and media gear, while positioning a rival to take the inevitable fall.

 

C'kayah? He'd show up on day 1, look around the place, laugh, and walk out.

[111]

I'm an IT consultant/engineer. Everything from building servers to programming to networking. 

 

I think Evangeline would be pretty decent at it, assuming she was magically given some knowledge of the devices in question. The part where she has to deal with people would be more complicated. I can't just throw smoke bombs at problems and run away at my job :c

[Eses Fafa]

Chef? She'd stare at the stations blankly, ponder what she's doing, then steal all the edible food and run.