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[Unnamed Mercenary]

Fran'z burgerocity ((I don't think I have a way to think of this without cracking up)) is maybe....7? That's assuming an empty stomach, but not starving. He'd probably feel sick afterwards. If he'd been having normal sized meal at regular increments, it'd be more realistically around 4-5. Gotta watch that figure.

 

Edit: Damn! Those other highlanders can eat! -pokes self- Better work on that.

[Whittledown]

I'd put Hornet at about an 8 for Burgerocity on an average day.

 

Edit: Starving would be 14.

 

Of course it's entirely moot because Hornet wouldn't eat McDonalds anyway.

[Warren Castille]

Have you SEEN Warren? He's gotta be at an 11 on the Burgerocity scale.

 

If we're talking McDoubles, he drops to a 6 or 7.

[Coatleque]

Well, if I go off myself I'd have to say maybe 8 to 10.

As a highlander female in shape, I'd say Crofte's is 4.

[Roen]

Hmm. Yeah my highlander watches her figure.

 

I'd say 3.

[Hiro]

Hnnnggg I guess 5 or 6 :3

[Berrod Armstrong]

I'd set Berrod to 16, but only because he'd toss the bread and veggies and eat just the meat.

[Oscare]

Should I join...

Or shouldn't I?

Choices, choices.

So many choices.

-- A poem by me.

 

Sign me up, Oscare totally hits at like 12 for burgerocity. This is counting everything you can put on it too (extra bacon or bust). 14 on an empty stomach.

[Berrod Armstrong]

I'm tempted to throw Berrod in there as a hot potato.

He'll be sweaty and gross after the Grindstone maybe.

I'll just watch as all the ladies hope they don't get paired with him.

Eh, sign me up, I don't need sleep!

 

Excuse me?  

 

*coughs*

 

Correction, watch as Hornet arranges the convenient injury of some poor girl who didn't want to get the sweaty redhead dude anyway.

[Mae]

Hrm. On a day where Kara was able to keep her normal eating habits (which includes almost hourly snacking), she'd be a one. Day where she wasn't allowed to snack at all, it would probably be five.

 

The Gardener... zero. She's a vegetarian. She's probably consume 75% of the Apple Pie-chart, though.

[Whittledown]

I'm tempted to throw Berrod in there as a hot potato.

He'll be sweaty and gross after the Grindstone maybe.

I'll just watch as all the ladies hope they don't get paired with him.

Eh, sign me up, I don't need sleep!

 

Excuse me?  

 

*coughs*

 

Correction, watch as Hornet arranges the convenient injury of some poor girl who didn't want to get the sweaty redhead dude anyway.

 

Hornet breaks ankles as well as hearts. :love:

[Roen]

My Highlander will happily let her burgers get cold while watching the Highlander men eat theirs.

 

As long as they are shirtless.

 

(she will throw the match as long as she has great scenery)

[Kage]

Kage eats like me.

 

So.... um... can I get a good estimate of what kind of stuff is in the burger? I never ate a burger at mcdonalds... Is it like a double double? Smaller?

 

As big as you can make it at Five Guys?

 

@_@

 

Umami burger? (so somewhat on the small side)

 

Or The Counter where I have to like... press my hand down on the burger, use a knife to cut it in half and then start eating?

[C'kayah Polaali]

C'kayah's Burgosity score is probably 5

 

Setoh's is 0. He is an extremely finicky eater.

[111]

 

This hamburger.

[Kage]

Well... damn.

 

With buns... I'd say 8. Without buns it'd be like 13.

 

 

I know I know portions. FUCK PORTIONS. ; ;

[Unnamed Mercenary]

Dear gods....if I'm to keep things to scale with the other people Merc's size, I'm gonna have to adjust him to like, a 10 in burgerocity and maybe 12 starving.

 

...you're all gonna make him fat. Terrible people. /joke

[111]

Dear gods....if I'm to keep things to scale with the other people Merc's size, I'm gonna have to adjust him to like, a 10 in burgerocity and maybe 12 starving.

 

...you're all gonna make him fat. Terrible people. /joke

 

That a boy porkchop. (I'm a terrible person)

[Melkire]

 

This hamburger.

 

...that's not a hamburger, Nat, that's garbage.

 

Osric's Garbagery score would break a 10pt scale by hitting 20. And he'd still be slim. That bastard, I am envious.

 

Kokojo's would be like a 1. Those things are disgusting.

[111]

 

This hamburger.

 

...that's not a hamburger, Nat, that's garbage.

 

Osric's Garbagery score would break a 10pt scale by hitting 20.

 

Kokojo's would be like a 1. Those things are disgusting.

 

I know they're garbage, but I gotta pick something small so fractions don't come up. AND DOES THIS MEAN OSRIC IS IN?

[Whittledown]

These numbers are genuinely disturbing

 

I put Hornet at 8 because I think at max I could eat 4 and she's a solid foot taller than me. What is wrong with all these characters!?

[Melkire]

I know they're garbage, but I gotta pick something small so fractions don't come up. AND DOES THIS MEAN OSRIC IS IN?

 

Osric is mos def out. Kokojo....

 

*glances at Kage*

[Warren Castille]

These numbers are genuinely disturbing

 

I put Hornet at 8 because I think at max I could eat 4 and she's a solid foot taller than me. What is wrong with all these characters!?

 

Most of us are made out of beef. Had Nat asked for Cakeology, I imagine we'd have similar scores.

[111]

These numbers are genuinely disturbing

 

I put Hornet at 8 because I think at max I could eat 4 and she's a solid foot taller than me. What is wrong with all these characters!?

 

Don't hate because they're more burgerocious than you. For some, burgers are just a food, for others, they are a way of life. Zen.