Oscare

I don't think we really need to explain this game. Christmas is coming up, and we should make some Christmas carols/poems/story/song parodies. Basic things, each poster continues the media for the next three lines in a setting fitting FFXIV! Let's start with a fun basic, Twelve Days of Christmas. On the first day of Starlight, The Twelve gave to me, Another painful farm party

Apparently this video got deleted as this thread literally just crossed my mind. So I present another video. JAMIESON PRICE YAY XJAyybvZWUE

Will Berrod stick his head out the window and scream at them for not getting any work done? As they slowly run to the camera real slow like during the second Calamity and lots of explosions?

Featuring: good company mate Camy Laykk Starring in.... The Mystery of The Screenshots With Suns Overhead... Will Camy find the truth about life? Will Oscare finally get his one true wish? Is the fate of Astral Agents safe? Or as they doomed forever? Coming to a Free Company chat near you in about twenty years

Since I'm also a dork, let's make an Extreme hot fix for mine, too. I apparently never did that. Kanah Iono: Kanah remains mostly the same from Hard Mode, but she has some new tricks now. [REALLY Bad Pun] As an enrage mechanic, Kanah makes a pun so terrible that everyone would prefer to drop dead before she even says it. [Thunder II-All] Raid wide lightning attack that she uses about every 30 seconds. [Thunderbolt] Anytime during Zap Tap, Kanah will choose any random player every 50 seconds Zap Tap is up and severely reduce their Lightning Resistance, which goes away if the player gets the last blow on one of her wards. [False Thunder] Immediately after Zap Tap, Kanah will use Mega Thunder which deals 0 damage if you do not have her Thunder Resistance Down debuff. Anyone with it will die instantly. Her wards now have increased HP, and spawns five. "Hey, prepare -- why are you all dead?!" After using REALLY Bad Pun. Grace Iono: Grace has more traps! Setting off the traps, however, increases the damage Grace takes and the damage she deals. She can also give players Dizziness, making them able to hit allies with friendly fire and constantly do a circular AoE around them every other second. All Dizziness lasts for seven seconds. The trick is to inflict traps that minimize raid damage to make Grace faster to defeat. [Weakening Shot] Raid wide attack that simply puts a Vulnerability Up every minute and 30 seconds the fight lasts. [Roulette Shot] Grace tests her luck by targeting the offtank and shooting once at them. This can either be an esuna-ble pacification for seven seconds, large amounts of damage, or Dizziness. [Concussive Shot] Inflicts a DPS with Dizziness. [Fake Charm] Inflicts the furthest away player with Charm, slowly bringing the player closer to Grace for five seconds. Right after that, the player is inflicted with Dizziness. [Confusing Trap] Traps that inflict Dizziness if set off. [Trick Trap] Inflicts Dizziness to the player CLOSEST to the player that set off the trap. Oscare Iono: Remains the same from HM, except he also has Weakening Shot and does a hell of a lot more damage.

Needs more archers pl0x

I'm with the group that doesn't stick to one specific tone in RP regarding FFXIVOscare. He is definitely played as a main character with his own continuous story line that advances by character interaction and doesn't do much supporting, except when he accidentally does so. More on topic, I try to blend as many tones as I can while having a general theme. For example, Oscare is a dark character and a lone-wolf. He finds the idea of 'friends' incredibly weak spirited and money as a useless tool for his ambitions, and emotions as some sort of foreign idea that should be tossed. However, I try to put in some sort of humor and sarcasm in there too! Especially 4th wall breaking, always tons of fun to do that.

I also find myself to be a very large introvert. Not one to be engaging unless it has to do with RP/event/ideas. If I'm not approached, I will more than likely not approach. I grew up my entire life in pure neglect and solitude. It's a nasty habit!

Oscare sips just a tad of tea over the paper, a smirk appearing on his face. "Yeah, sure. Five breasts and twin vaginas. A likely story, truth be told." The hunter rumbles, looking out the afternoon window, greeted by the glare of the lowering sun. Oscare lowers the cup to the table in front of him, crumbling up the paper. "And I have six heads, too. Why doesn't that make it to the paper? Seems like a bunch of people desperate for a story."

More like SMORES. Absolutely delicious. :moogle: Smores implies a sandwich though. o: ... wait.

I just realized how bad the size and skin difference Oscare and Jancis have. It's like hot chocolate with marshmallows x_X

Y'all are cray

I dunno! I'm thinking of changing up the location to something a little bit more player-friendly. Me and Jancis wanted a cool spot that preferably had no FATEs or aggro-enemies. Not toooooo much to work with, that spot was actually chosen by a Free Company friend of mine, and it was perfect for all the three conditions I listed. Also, yes, we do.

A screenshot courtesy of 'Mi'lady' Jancis. A sneakpeek of Nathan in there, too.

A giant thank you to Jancis for saving my life and taking screenshots! Aaaaaaaaaaaand, of course, to celebrate our two fantastically cute hosts... You may begin the shipping, friends.

As reddit put it, this is a "snow blankey"

Thank you everyone that participated! I had a blast hearing the creativity of every single one of you. And a giant thank you to those who didn't story tell either, you guys were such a respectful audience. Seriously, you folks rock. I'm glad to say that yes, I will be hosting this again next month! I felt like this went smoothly enough! I'll post some screenies in a couple for those who weren't able to attend. Thank you all so, so much.

And we're going live! Anyone's welcome to join over the course of the event! Hope to hear some wonderful and fun stories whipped up by our adventurers. <3

A handy 15 minute notice bump! Also, a reminder that is in MIDDLE LA NOSCEA, coords are (16x, 18y)!

Friendly reminder that this is today at 4PM EST! I might be a tad late due to groceries, but feel free to settle down have some pre-event RP in the meantime if I am!

If it makes you crafty people feel any better, a good chunk of the i110 crafted gear will probably sell extremely well for a long time not only because they're hella good looking and pretty, but they're legitimate BiS items when melded correctly. The new BRD chest piece is BIS and outranks both the new i130 chest pieces when HQ and melded properly. Which means I probably won't get my hands on it until like, late 2.5 lol The 4-star market is built to last a long time. And all those new housing things make a good buck.

I'd be interested, totally. Oscare rarely preforms, but he can! He'd be more likely to provide security for the preformers.

The queue has been created! A reminder that we can still take folks AT the event in the case that we still have time for more.

Oscare Iono is just another recreation of a very long time character that has about 10 years worth of history and this is his like 1092848230987498274th version. I didn't see much of a problem in the name looking at the other examples I've seen before, so. It worked out!

A MTG thread of any kind? Yes.