Dogberry

He could be referring to the pipe itself. Pipes are often made of briarwood.

I caught the pre-show for Sasha Banks vs. Becky Lynch. There was no need for that commercial. I'm not watching the rest.

I'd love to watch it! Is it online anywhere?

[video=youtube] Weary Whaling Grounds If I had the wings of a gull, me boys, I would spread 'em and fly home. I'd leave old Greenland's icy grounds For of right whales there is none. And the weather's rough and the winds do blow And there's little comfort here. I'd sooner be snug in a Deptford pub, A-drinkin' of strong beer. Oh, a man must be mad or want money bad To venture catchin' whales. For we may be drowned when the fish turns around Or our head be smashed by his tail. Though the work seems grand to the young green hand, And his heart is high when he goes, In a very short burst he'd as soon hear a curse As the cry of: “There she blows!” “All hands on deck now, for God's sake, Move briskly if you can.” And he stumbles on deck, so dizzy and sick; For his life he don't give a damn. And high overhead the great flukes spread, And the mate gives the whale the iron, And soon the blood in a purple flood From the spout-hole comes a-flying! Well, these trials we bear for night four year, Till the flying jib points for home. We're supposed for our toil to get a bonus of the oil, And an equal share of the bone. But we go to the agent to settle for the trip, And we've find we've cause to repent. For we've slaved away four years of our life And earned about three pound ten.

Yeah, Goldberg! New Day! I'm marking out here. It's a shame that TNA is doing so poorly financially. I just... cannot believe that any sane person would hire Vince Russo and all the same guys who basically turned WCW to such crap. They had some really impressive things going for them. Everything I've seen of TNA just reminds me of the bad stuff of WCW, with very little of the things I liked about WCW. The X-Division had some pretty good stuff most of the time. That bugs me so much, I'm always a fan of more wrestling, and with TNA going under the biggest competition for WWE is... Ring of Honor? I think WWE has shown that without any real competition they just stagnate. A few acts will be good, like New Day, KO, Cesaro, the Four Horsewomen when they let them actually wrestle... but overall the WWE is just... They need a WCW. They need a Diane Sawyer to their Katie Couric.

I don't know, like, I get that. Any given move has the setup and the sell, but Reigns, Charlotte, and even Edge, always look bad when they give the spear, no matter who's selling it. I just don't think it looks good. New Day are like the best thing in WWE right now. And now they're teaming up with Team B.A.D. SASHA BANKS IS AMAZING!

Man I freaking LOVE Mick Foley! Now that Dewey Foley is writing for WWE I am considering sending my wife to the WWE show with a "CANE DEWEY" sign because WWE creative is awful. It makes me smile that Dewey Foley is relevant again. Mostly so that I can make signs about hurting him.

OK MARKS AND SMARKS I KNOW WARREN AND I AREN'T THE ONLY WRESTLING NERDS IN HERE GET IN HERE AND SOUND OFF! HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME! WWE comes to my town later this month. Wife wants to go but I have to work. Not really sure I want to see Roman Reigns and his half jump stumble facepunch or his horrible looking spear. Even worse, he might try to talk. Ew. Can we just retire the spear as a finisher? The only person who ever made a spear look finisher level devestating was Goldberg, and he only used it to set up for the Jackhammer. Goldberg was awesome at the beginning, man. I still pull up his early matches on the Network (only $9.99!). Going to try to make it to a local indie show. Waiting for ROH to come back. Also, planning on going to a Chikara Pro one of these days. But all this hype pales in comparison to... LUCHA UNDERGROUND JANUARY 27TH WOOOO!

Iskierka's one true love: Money. Also, whenever some random guy wants to see under her mask to and I quote "see her true beauty":

Sometimes Dogberry says things. This often makes Bryn angry.

I was hoping he'd show up on Raw last night, man! I mean they brought out Rhyno for crap's sake. I could go into a whole rant about that debacle, but beh... I share a birthday with Cher, Jimmy Stewart, and Country Joe Cocker! I could take or leave Cher, but The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance and Harvey are awesome movies, and I do like me some Joe Cocker.

In spite of Dogberry's general seamanship and maritime know-how, he is a terrible fisherman. Iskierka has taken up an interest in dance, but has no desire to dance in public.

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There are actually craftable jukeboxes now (GSM), and I'm pretty sure the music in Gold Saucer is both in-universe and recorded. I wouldn't necessarily rule those out lore-wise just yet. Are they common though? Likely not. A luxury good. My mind jumps to that one exchange from Back to the Future. "Wow! You must be rich." "Oh, honey, he's teasing you. Nobody has two television sets." Huh! That's a good point! I hadn't really considered that. I guess mostly because it isn't really made a big deal about in game, but you're totally right. Those are good examples of recorded music. So there's one obstacle down. Anyone wanna branstorm some lore appropriate music possibilities? I'm totally down for taking a shift as an IC DJ.

This reminds me of The Cape, which was an internet radio station for the City of Heroes/Villain's RP server. They were pretty awesome, and showing up at the Pocket D when they were doing a show was a lot of fun. I could see someone having some kind of "radio" show over a linkpearl, but there's no recorded music in the setting and the only music I could see anyone playing is Final Fantasy soundtrack music. I like The Black Mages as much as the next guy, but I don't think I could listen to them for an extended period. But damn, it would be awesome to have something like that.

Not one Heisenberg joke yet? Well, you're a Mi'qote, so I guess you'd have to be Schrödinger. I have characters that always seem to need some clandestine concoction or another. I'll look you up in game sometime.

Iskierka without her mask! She tripped over her own feet immediately after this picture was taken.

That's true, but I'm not sure whether that's because Roe on Roe love is a rare flower or if Barrod is just incredibly prolific. I do know a few Roe couples, and have done some Roemance myself, and I know a lot of Roes with smaller partners. For whatever reasons, sometimes it just doesn't pan out between Roes, and if you can't love the one you want, love the one you're with.

Jancis is too hard to ship because everyone loves her. There are just so many possibilities.

Just a reminder that it's coming up on time to get your shipping out there if you want it to arrive by Christmas. I'm all for Lost River and Steel Wolf. HMS Roesnuggle is a ship I would go down on with.

That is hilarious music for the situation in that picture, where he's running from an impending explosion. Doing the ARR wrap-up cutscenes like that was comedy gold. I wish I'd had a goofy soundtrack to go with it.

I'm pretty sure I've posted this picture on these forums before. I'm pretty sure you won't mind. If you can't tell, many Roes have an exhibitionism streak.

Well if you are into frivolous anorexic busty space lesbians with a kink for side drama and tears... Go for it I guess. I think I'll stick with Elite. I'm more into six degrees of free love.

... Damn, I need to get in on Eve Online. I want to live out a romance fantasy in a cutthroat galaxy that borders on a libertarian dystopia. I already play Elite: Dangerous, and let me tell you, docking in that game can be incredibly messy (but messy docking is half the fun).

Stupid sexy Steel Wolf... As both a roegadyn player and an incorrigible flirt, I can safely say you needn't worry. Then again, you really needn't worry about any racial choice. There's a lid for every pot, so to speak.