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YEAH I'M THROWING YOU PUNKS IN FOR A LOOP NOW, your character is in front of a crowd next to some other wannabe rap star who thinks they can best your char at their own game, how will your char wipe the floor with them? How will they sound like?

 

Post their style, most likely in the form of an embedded youtube video with your character's claim. Have fun.

 

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Jplj14BW9lI

 

... No, not seriously. In truth, I don't think Chachan could rap to save his life. He's not fast enough on his feet verbally to keep from tripping up or failing to rhyme. He doesn't really have the attitude for it either, he'd be the most timid rapper ever - no bragging or cut-downs or anything in it.

 

"H-hey, that's not very nice. You, um, you should think... twice? Before... uh... sayin' rude things. Cuz'a... y'know... the sadness it brings."

 

... Okay, maybe he could pull it off.

 

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More hip-hop than rap, but... cross-posting from tumblr.

[video=youtube]

 

Ha, ha, haaaaaa,

 

Punch it,

 

Ha, ha, haaaaaa,

 

And punch it (faster) [x4]

 

Lovin’ positionals,

 

sped-up rotationals,

 

Riiiiiiiiight~

 

Ninjas wanna hate on us (who)

 

Ninjas be envious (who)

 

And I know why they hatin’ ain’t less (why)

 

Cause we best DPS (what)

 

I'mma be real on us (c'mon)

 

Summoner’s nothin’ on us (no)

 

Monks be toppin’ charts, from instanced run to endgame parse (arse, arse)

 

Demolishin’ (DDR), ain’t fracturin’ (real farce)

 

Just confess, statics admit that we the shit!

 

1-2-3-1-2, we (snake)

 

3-1-2, that’s right we break (rock)

 

Releasin’ it, 3-1-2 we crittin’ it

 

So, grease it up (grease it up) [x3]

 

C'mon baby, just

 

Punch it (faster) [x6]

 

And say, oh oh oh oh,

 

Say, oh oh oh oh,

 

Yo, yo,

 

Lovin’ positionals,

 

sped-up rotationals,

 

Riiiiiiiiight nowwwww~

 

This fist is sizzlin’,

 

We S. Windin’

 

Riiiiiiiiight~

 

(Yo check this out right here)

 

Drag wanna hate on us (drag)

 

Drag needs to ease on up (drag)

 

Drag wanna act on up,

 

But drag tanks floor like floor tanks us (hey)

 

Heals say, AFK

 

but fey heals now with Mantra say (ha)

 

Shit’s like Conv'lescence (cool)

 

We gonna hit ‘n’ run (grrr)

 

Yeah, that’s the gem

 

That’s what we do

 

How we ain’t them

 

P-U-G-I-L-I-S-T-I-C to the M, then the N to the K

 

When we play we run this way

 

Break it, break it, break it girl

 

Best that you don’t fake it, girl

 

Cause we gonna

 

Grease it up (grease it up) [x3]

 

C'mon baby, just

 

Punch it (faster) [x6]

 

And say, oh oh oh oh,

 

Say, oh oh oh oh,

 

Yo, yo,

 

Lovin’ positionals,

 

sped-up rotationals,

 

Riiiiiiiiight nowwwww~

 

This fist is sizzlin’,

 

We S. Windin’

 

Riiiiiiiiight~

 

Damn (damn) [x5]

 

Wow~

 

Eye for an Eye on the Monk DD

 

live and Dragon Kicking this scene,

 

Int debuff for the P-boys

 

and P-girls wiping on T13,

 

Punch it, faster come on,

 

Don’t stop, and keep grease goin’,

 

Rue it, lightning is on,

 

LB!

 

Come on, baby, do it!

 

3-1-2-3-1 DoT time,

 

on rotationals~

 

Let these numbers blow your mind

 

(Blow my mind, baby)

 

So keep it up, keep it up,

 

Here we go

 

2-3-1-2-3 Stun time, (c'mon, we’re there)

 

for positionals~

 

Keyboard’s gonna feel so fine

 

Punch it (faster) [x6]

 

And say, oh oh oh oh,

 

Say, oh oh oh oh,

 

Yo, yo,

 

Lovin’ positionals,

 

sped-up rotationals,

 

Riiiiiiiiight nowwwww~

 

This fist is sizzlin’,

 

We S. Windin’

 

Riiiiiiiiight~

 

 

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  • 3 weeks later...

No video but I picture the bar that would slaughter someone would be.

 

"McBeef is what you don't want in these streets! When the Steel Wolf is pointed to your warrens the cast-steel will bow your head as my bloodbinder plays you a grim song and I'll be merry as I end-yer-men."

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(I actually do rap, so I love this a lot.)

 

Yo, Jhu'lie's who you don't want on your streets,

truly, pink hair and unruly, mercenary for hire,

so don't think I can't act cruelly, lancer by trade,

bodies hit the floor and I wade through, think you

can win? I'm already done with you. 

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