Your character thinks the glass is...

[GloryRhodes]

"The Glass, half empty, half full, or Monetarist Conspiracy?!" - An article by Spahro Llorn.

[Aaron]

OMG THE GLASS IS BOTH GOSH 

 

°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ FLIP THAT TABLE.

┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THIS TABLE.

┻━┻ ︵ ＼('0')／ ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES

Son..ಠ_ಠ

ಠ_ಠ Put.

ಠ__ಠ The tables.

ಠ___ಠ Back.

(╮°-°)╮┳━┳

 

Just needed a reason to do that.

[Cydramech]

I guess mine would be: "Too empty, fill 'er up."

[Viola]

Memenu would question how the glass is see-through.

[Dat Oni]

Koporo guards the glass like a good little Paladin and threatens to break the shins of anyone who tries to drink it.

[Sylentmana]

Before making that judgment, E'ilora needs to know if the water has been poured into or drained out of the glass.

[-no longer matters-]

Keraya thinks the glass is just there, and if "you're" whining because it's not full enough then perhaps "you" should refill it, instead of complaining.

[Sriracha Quilt]

Amh thinks that no right-minded individual would leave a half of glass of water out, unfinished. Therefore, it is poisoned and must be done away with. She gift wraps it and has it delivered back to the wood wailer barracks. It must have come from there.

[Ashe]

Serious answer: Half empty

Me being a butt answer: He'd probably throw the glass on the ground and walk away....

[Raz]

Isabela thinks that the glass should be half-full with wine (or full-full.)

 

Isabela also thinks that a glass sitting around is likely dirty, and would say something groundbreaking like, "Somebody should clean that."

[Jean L]

Jade thinks there should be a way to make money off the glass. He tells some poor soul it's full of holy water.

[Michikyou]

Hotaru would demand the glass be then half orange juice.

[Grott]

Tancred thinks the glass needs to get out of his way.

[Zuuda]

As a couple pointed out, Z'uuda would say if the glass was empty then it is half full, and if the glass was full then it is half empty.

[Dante Abigor]

--Would think the liquid in the glass can be used to make some daring escape if things went bad in the area.

[K'nahli]

K'nahli would be grateful that she still at least has a good half a glass left to drink but also conscious of the fact that it's almost gone and now needs to try and conserve and savour it more.

 

Metaphorically speaking, then it'd be half empty.

[Miko Shiroi]

The azure Seeker regarded the glass of water with his chin propped between his thumb and pointer finger. The tip of his tail flicked lazily from side-to-side before he finally spoke: "Half-full. If it was half-empty, then that would still mean that it had to have been full to the top at some point! Nothing's empty without being full first! At least, I think..."

 

Oh no. Now he's gone and confused himself again.

[Kellach Woods]

If Kell drank half, then it's half-empty.

 

If Kell was filling it, then it's half-full.

 

If he just happens onto the glass of water, then it sure is a glass of water ain't it?

[Hali]

Corelyn believes that the glass is not, unless engineered to be so, predisposed to being half-full, half-empty, or otherwise. It is a glass, and it contains a volume of liquid relative to the amount originally put into it following its empty state, and that volume is often modified and seldom static unless left to sit. She doesn't know why you're asking her such strange questions.

 

Dail'a doesn't care so long as it isn't fucking empty. It's not empty, is it? Time to get more, then!

[FallenVanguard]

Altan doesn't care, because the glass is weaker than he is regardless of how full or empty it is.

 

Evelynn needs to know the value of the glass. If it's some shoddy, cheap thing then she wants nothing to do with it. If it's expensive, then it doesn't matter what's inside of it.

 

Bonus points if it's good wine that resides in it. In that case the glass better be damn full

[Xzenivar]

A'kos if really thirsty would drink it. If he's serving drinks for some odd job, it's half full, on the way to being all full.

 

If he wasn't really thirsty, he'd think it was someone elses or just left out and probably not good for drinking.

 

The less practical side of his brain would think "who cares? Want it full, fill it yourself. Want it empty, drain it. Just do something already."

[Cecily Jisi]

Cecily: "I ordered a cheese burger!"

[Chompie]

"I wonder how the glass feels, under all this weird scrutiny." - Arblis

[Greybarren]

"Aye, thanks ... but where be the whiskey I ordered?" - Tristram Greythorne

[Aaron]

Nowadays Aaron would probably knock the glass over and go "Whoops, it's empty now."