Your character thinks the glass is...

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Check out this gif:

 

 

 

Now, what does your character think of a glass that's filled to the halfway point with water? The examples in the gif do get pretty hilarious .

[Steel Wolf]

Steel thinks a glass of water is nearby to wet her mouth when she wakes up in the morning.

 

...she snores. Loudly. But don't tell anyone. >.>

[Melodia]

Mel:

 

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[Desu Nee]

Quki will just wonder who leaves a cup of water half finished laying around.

[Maril]

Nailah thinks the glass is half filled with water, which is annoying because she'd prefer if it was empty so she could fill it with wine.

[Gegenji]

Chachan is totally a "glass half full" sort of guy. Furthermore, he'll totally help you fill up that glass so its all full! Unless you want it empty, then he'll try to help with that too! He's a helper. :lol:

[Kage]

Since I did the dumb thing and Kage is kage..

 

"There's half a glass of water."

[T'caska Khevo]

T'caska pointed a finger to the sky, "That glass is half full of air!"

[Shizuno]

Rin can't see the glass, and likely will knock it over.

[Darien Cadell]

Qhora thinks the glass will be better used as shards to put in someone's shoe.

[Mikh'a]

Mikh'a is just like Chachan, the glass is always half full and why not fill it up anyways? c:

[Melkire]

Down the drink, shatter the top half of the glass against a table or something, hold what remains by the bottom, and shove the new sharp end into someone's face.

 

...can't be helped, that's the first thing that jumps into Osric's head. "Potential weapon".

[Gegenji]

JUDGE WOULD MEASURE TO ENSURE THE GLASS WAS EXACTLY HALF FULL AND HALF EMPTY, AND CORRECT IT IF IT FAILED TO MEET THIS REQUIREMENT. THOUGH, IT WOULD BE PROPER TO HAVE THE GLASS EITHER COMPLETELY FULL OR EMPTY TO AVOID SUCH UNNECESSARILY WAFFLING ON ITS STATUS.

[Aya]

"Would you like some more water?"

[Melkire]

JUDGE WOULD MEASURE TO ENSURE THE GLASS WAS EXACTLY HALF FULL AND HALF EMPTY, AND CORRECT IT IF IT FAILED TO MEET THIS REQUIREMENT. THOUGH, IT WOULD BE PROPER TO HAVE THE GLASS EITHER COMPLETELY FULL OR EMPTY TO AVOID SUCH UNNECESSARILY WAFFLING ON ITS STATUS.

RECOMMENDED?

[Gegenji]

JUDGE WOULD MEASURE TO ENSURE THE GLASS WAS EXACTLY HALF FULL AND HALF EMPTY, AND CORRECT IT IF IT FAILED TO MEET THIS REQUIREMENT. THOUGH, IT WOULD BE PROPER TO HAVE THE GLASS EITHER COMPLETELY FULL OR EMPTY TO AVOID SUCH UNNECESSARILY WAFFLING ON ITS STATUS.

RECOMMENDED?

FORBIDDEN: WASTING LIQUIDS. RECOMMENDED: FINISH YOUR DRINK.

[Dat Oni]

Edgar thinks the radius of the glass is 2 with a circumference of 12.566370614359172.

[Klynzahr]

Edgar thinks the radius of the glass is 2 with a circumference of 12.566370614359172.

 

Klynzahr will sit down with Edgar's observations and a magnifying glass, calculate the volume of liquid and ideal gasses contained within this glass, scratch a few notes into the table with a pen knife, and answer The Judge's question accurately, before offering any opinion on the matter.

 

She loves it when life's problems can be solved, with something as simple as math.

[SunTzu7]

Newton thinks the glass is half full, and that filling it completely will probably involve a dozen inane fetch quests to all corners of Eorzea.

 

Or just using that pitcher over there. Sometimes a cigars just a cigar.

[Faye]

Faye thinks she'd rather have a cup of tea. Go fetch one, knave.

[Nebbs]

Who stole half my water!  *looks at Cass* bad kitty!

[Zyrusticae]

T'rahnu thinks the question is stupid and asks if you're going to drink that, though she doesn't wait for an answer before drinking it herself and taunts anyone who objects. Unless she's just not thirsty, in which case she'll let someone else have it.

[FreelanceWizard]

L'yhta doesn't notice the glass until someone points it out, and then it's rather curious that someone would leave a glass, half-filled with some substance, out in the open like that for no apparent reason. Clearly, this is the beginning of an adventure!

[Manari]

That glass would never see Manari coming. Before anyone could even ask the question, it would be left completely empty without a trace of who emptied it.

[ZoktaiKhor]

Zachary thinks the glass could be used to make green tea.