Roast A Person Above You!

[Max]

Kage's beret is so sixth astral era. Get with the times.

[g0ne]

Was I the only one who thought of food upon reading 'Roast' in the thread title? I thought we'd come up with food recipes involving the person above you.

 

Hm, Kage. Lalas would be the easiest to roast, no?

 

Max, you'd make a tasty roasted lala. >:3

[Melodia]

Actually I believe.....marshmallows are.

[Desu Nee]

Your profile pic is too lewdy.

 

 

Kids may be reading this thread, don't you have any shame?!

[Martiallais]

Sorry, I went to lunch!

 

Look on the brightside Crofte, even with Sworn out of work you could always get a job working with Aya at the Quicksand.

 

Kage are you and Nebbs having a competition to see who can post the most leghumping screenshots or are both of you just exhibitionists? I'm not sure who wins either way but it's not the forum.

[Stormwind]

I've been doing other work but since Bryn wanted a little more fire for the thread, I figured I'd add my own.

 

I owe Bryn two now, and while normally I'm a person who values quality over quantity, seeing as how Bryn is with Dogberry we know quality isn't an issue.

 

Honestly though, Bryn and I have had very few interactions, but they have always been good. The title "Penitent" makes me think that she has a great character concept, or is trying to slyly mask just how much time her character spends on her knees. I imagine her character has a great deal of depth and experience, but you'd have to ask Dogberry more about that.

 

Truly though, as much as I liked Menelberry, I know Dog is enjoying himself so I hope this one works out better. Worse case scenario he can always endear himself to her Ala Mhigan instincts in the tried and true method.

 

Tell her what she wants to hear and then upend her rule and annex her country. She'll love you for it Dogberry.

[Brynhilde]

I'm glad Stormwind has enjoyed our interactions, few though they've been. In fact, I believe we've only met the once ICly, at the Ul'dahn ball a couple of months back. While our chat was rather brief, it was wonderfully illuminating, and I found myself with a greater understanding of Stormwind's forum title; there is definitely something between the purported genius, and the madness -- the madness being dear Rhianna.

 

I've heard wonderful things of the events Stromwind and co. host, and I'm terribly sorry that I haven't been able to make it along to any of them. The ones where Stormwind gets everyone else to beat up big monsters for him sound particularly fun. Which is all of them, as it'd seem.

[Warren Castille]

This thread makes me so happy.

[Faye]

Warren Castille never makes me happy.

[Melkire]

Faye Covington walks into a room and the temperature drops a good fifty degrees.

[Warren Castille]

Warren Castille never makes me happy.

 

Not my fault an unnamed Nunh can't do it first.

[Erik Mynhier]

Warren Castille never makes me happy.

 

Not my fault an unnamed Nunh can't do it first.

 

Warren always has my wife sit on his rocks.... (at grindstone)

[Verad]

Warren Castille never makes me happy.

 

 

Castille cannot make you happy because he himself is never satisfied unless he spends several hours a day staring at sweaty people of all genders grappling with each other for his amusement.

[Warren Castille]

I'm not a machine, people. I can't help it so many unhappy relationships turn to my Highmander.

[Brynhilde]

Warren Castille never makes me happy.

 

 

Castille cannot make you happy because he himself is never satisfied unless he spends several hours a day staring at sweaty people of all genders grappling with each other for his amusement.

 

Which, as we all know, is entirely a waste of time; why stare at all that sweat when you can bottle and commodify it in a disgusting and outrageous display of avarice and shamelessness?

[Melkire]

Bryn speaks from shameless experience... and then wonders why I roast her for it.

[Cest]

I'm not a machine, people. I can't help it so many unhappy relationships turn to my Highmander.

 

Perhaps you could improve their relationships by plugging The Grindstone more? Nothing says love & romance quite like people beating the living hell out of each other.

[Brynhilde]

Osric: you wish you could roast Bryn, half-Hyur. How are things in the Flames, by the way? I heard that the danger of recent events have been exaggerated, and things are mostly... 'armless.

 

Warren: You should try being a machine. It works very well for Dogberry.

[Shas]

Warren Castille never makes me happy.

 

Not my fault an unnamed Nunh can't do it first.

 

Warren always has my wife sit on his rocks.... (at grindstone)

 

Letting your wife sit on Warren's rocks....got a divorce lawyer right up the block. Clio's taking everything though.

[Warren Castille]

Perhaps you could improve their relationships by plugging The Grindstone more? Nothing says love & romance quite like people beating the living hell out of each other.

 

The couple that slays together stays together.

 

The couple that beats together eats together.

 

The couple that reaps together sleeps together.

[Ha'uruh Nunh]

Perhaps you could improve their relationships by plugging The Grindstone more? Nothing says love & romance quite like people beating the living hell out of each other.

 

The couple that slays together stays together.

 

The couple that beats together eats together.

 

The couple that reaps together sleeps together.

 

Warren never calls his mother.

[Warren Castille]

Warren never calls his mother.

 

I'm on the phone with her right now thank you very much.

[Kage]

Howl's real name is so hard to pronounce or spell we have to use a nickname.

[Melkire]

Bryn, I'm not surprised how misinformed you are, given your obsession with prosthetics. Suppose that's what happens when you're incapable of getting the real thing.

 

Warren, that's not how you use a phone.

 

Howl, given the silent hiss, your name should be rightfully be House. Fits with the crystal meth theme, too.

[Steel Wolf]

I can't ever read your forum name and not think "Milky" instead. I dunno whether to smile or try to dunk cookies into your face.