Kellach Woods

Kellach, grumbling after an escort had gone poorly due to the caravan master being heavily drunk on the job, or so he claims, had been staring at the Jewel of the Desert at war with interposed pamphlets. Not believing his eyes, he decided to have a bit of fun at their expense. Without looking at their contents, he'd nicked three posters and had gone somewhere quiet to write on their backs. Once finished, he'd find a well-located board, place them side-by-side with his revisions and leave. [align=center]* * *[/align] [align=center]RESIDENTS OF UL'DAH[/align] [align=center]THESE PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENTS[/align] [align=center]ARE POLLUTING YOUR FAIR CITY.[/align] [align=center]HOW CAN THE JEWEL OF THE DESERT SHINE[/align] [align=center]IF IT IS WRAPPED IN PAPER[/align] [align=center]WHERE THE LIGHT OF THE SUN CANNOT STRIKE IT?[/align] [align=center]IF YOU HAVE A MODICUM OF RESPECT FOR YOUR CITY[/align] [align=center]MAKE SOMETHING USEFUL OUT OF THESE ANNOUNCEMENTS[/align] [align=center]LIKE PAPER FOR THE OUTHOUSE.[/align] * Freeloaded for by the Yeomen Organization for Ul'dah [align=center]* * *[/align] [align=center]TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN.[/align] [align=center]THE BRASS BLADES ARE NOTHING MORE[/align] [align=center]THAN EXCESSIVELY VIOLENT LAND PIRATES.[/align] [align=center]IF THEY DETAIN YOU[/align] [align=center]PAY THEM IN GIL[/align] [align=center]BECAUSE IT IS FOR COIN FIRST AND COUNTRY LAST.[/align] [align=center]IF YOU NEED HELP[/align] [align=center]CONTACT A SULTANSWORN[/align] [align=center]THOSE OF THE FLAME[/align] [align=center]OR AN ADVENTURER[/align] [align=center]EVEN IF THEY CANNOT HELP[/align] [align=center]THEY WILL AT LEAST LISTEN[/align] [align=center]UNLIKE A BRASS BLADE.[/align] * Information gathered by the Association for the Restoration of Serenity and Etiquette [align=center]* * *[/align] [align=center]GENTLE FOLKS OF UL'DAH[/align] [align=center]THE QUICKSAND MAY HAVE MOMODI WITH SMILE THE BRIGHTEST AND A WONDERFUL WELCOMING WAITRESS. THE PATRONS HAVE NO REGARD FOR LAW THEY HAVE NO REGARD FOR ORDER THEY BLATANTLY BRAG OF THEIR ACTIVITIES BE IT SLAVE TRADE, KIDNAPPING AND MURDER. IF YOU FIND YOURSELF INSIDE THE QUICKSAND SPEAK WITH THE STAFF, NOT WITH THE CHAFF. * Mockingly placed by the High Order for Learning, Education and Study [/align]

Like, for real - if you are looking for some danged good no bullshit RP and OOC help and knowledge hit him up. I should do that more often but... ye. I'd dare say I would not be here, nor would have kept up with this game, had it not been for him.

I've seen mostly random names added with wcmt or a random 3-4 letters to bypass the odd chance the name is already taken.

Kellach's flirting methods : Be himself. Weirdness will inevitably push a male Miqo'te in his arms. Not that he'd not want to be with anyone else. Just that that's what happens.

Half-tempted to have Kell pull a Jaycee and mix kung-fu with puroresu. Actually, I'm going to do that, except less joshi and more strong style. His axe looks more like a dancing botanist than a marauder, but freedom of movement allowed him to create his own, relatively efficient style. Whereas Cwin's style would be more based on dirty fighting learned from the streets of Ul'dah, mixed with the dirtier techniques of the Rogues of Limsa Lominsa mixed together with sumo, to take advantage of his massive Roegadyn bulk and accurate ambidextrous training. Once he gets his knives, he becomes a whirlwind of death, able to use both speed and power to inflict wounds as large as regular swords with poisons that are just as deadly.

Last night's Qarn HM... Like, self-blow up. Why are you typing in Shifting Sands? Fine. BUT WHY THE FUCK WERE THE NINJAS ARGUING ON HOW TO PROPERLY HANDLE EMPERATRIZ'S THIRD 100,000 NEEDLES? YOU KILL GUARDIA YOU NUKE EMPERATRIZ IS THAT SO HARD? Or, the SCH without Protect. I didn't even know you could get to SCH without learning protect! Stoneskin is w/e but Protect? C'MON THAT DOESN'T VANISH AFTER THE FIRST HIT. * * * Also the clever macroing in this game isn't clever for the most part

Got it. Cwinuwil Fyrfolgsyn and Sasati Sati are now things that exist. Post maint seems to be the best window.

Oh, OOC I don't regret them, obviously. Just that IC, Kell is like "wtf did I just do this for" sometimes. He is at the mercy of a capricious and easily bored mun.

Gotta admire the perseverance. He stuck wit it and it's nice to see new people be welcomed and start to get RP even if they originally have no contacts here!

Pshaw, it's cute when it happens.

Yeah they really had a cow. I hate you both. /OT Sorry, my character died, so I want to milk it for all that it's worth. And everyone knows Nat here don't do things calf-way.

I heard people had beef with it.

That's why I'm banking on Maintenance tonight to make all my alts. STILL FUCKING CLOSED ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

Kellach's very often, batshit insane actions motivated entirely by OOC reasons of "it'd be funny at the time".

Transfers cost way too much for someone who's poverty like me.

That was usually my window, but since 2.4 hit it's been increasingly harder, if not outright impossible to hit that window. Just checked : Not open.

I'm just joking, really. There's a good explanation as to why that happened in the Balmung is Open thread. That and I have experience dealing with silly stuff like that - E.G. University online registrar services are only open from 9 to 19. So if you haven't picked out your courses and you work on those times...

dis guy gut gud and also is willing to explain various things when it comes to the game's mechanics.

Because it means a prohibitive cost (wanted to say large, but if they're running on that kind of outdated hardware I'd say it wouldn't be that bad a cost), a long ass maintenance and in so far as SE is concerned, they don't care where you play the game so long as you play it. Keep in mind that this is for what they view as a minor problem. It's a pain for us because we want to get onto a particular server, but their answer to that question will always be pick another one. EDIT : If you want to get onto Balmung, next window is Maintenance. I'll probably wait until next to 2 AM my time tonight and see if I can't get two alts made. EDIT MOAR : People just AFK in the game either through forgetfulness or as a misguided attempt to avoid 30 seconds to 2 minutes of waiting when there's a queue during primetime.

4AM PST and Balmung still locked. SO WHO SAID GET ON EARLY IN THE MORN' AND EVERYTHING'LL BE FINE AGAIN?

Hah, I'd have done the bright pink thing myself but I thought it was already too much to have this much pretty in one character. Didn't prevent me from doing highlights early on though!

All the fun things happen when I'm not there ;.;

The thing is that you've got so much more freedom to alter your looks at 50 that it's much easier to make something that'll INSTANTLY catch someone's eye than before. I barely got RP outside my tiny inner circle until I switched to the yellow glamour and now I get a lot. Also, if the Quicksand isn't working for you, get out of there. The Quicksand is the biggest RP lie I've ever seen. People DO RP in there, but just to show off how much RP they're getting. IF you want to hit up someone there, I've found that hitting up people who are alone will be a better choice than groups.

You talkin' to me?

I do that, then I end up barging in Coerthas in booty shorts to help someone look for a spear. So, creep away. If you overhear anything interesting, or something you can work with, throw something out. If it doesn't work you get ignored and you can shrug it off. If it does, hey, RP hook!