Kellach Woods

Kellach would wish for : All the books on Aether-related research and application All the books on Eorzean history and its relations with other continents Some eye candy that isn't taken A lot of revealing clothes More precisely, a maid's outfit ...assuming he knows wtf Starlight even IS. Which he doesn't.

Count me in! If you're not a healer, I'm working on my SCH relic so we can help each other out, or I can DPS I might be able to get MNK 50 by the time this happens too, depending on what he is.

Or we can help him run his Relic!

Player Housing. where the only way to have fun is not to play.

I want male bikini platemail that isn't the Galerus 'cause that don't work well for what I need it for. Also, Phlegeton's Mask.

But you're the guards. Or are you afraid that someone'll jack your spot at the pillar if you actually do something?

Hakumen? Or, y'know, could always put guard points ala Anji/KoF series as well.

There's already a cutthroat pirate lady though and she wouldn't be caught dead hanging in there. Meh MAYBE I'll join you once I have Kell's maid outfit. Which, yes, requires 3-Star crafting.

Kellach is absolutely horrible at catching social cues. Like, for example, when it is acceptable to follow your friends around creepily. (NEVER) (also at getting Phlegeton's Mask)

YES! YOU WILL HAVE SO MUCH FUN IN COERTHAS FRIEND. I like the concept - Although the in-game description of Bard may also be up your alley as well. You could be using those songs to inspire acts of bravery... which you'd then GET TO SING ABOUT IN TAVERNS.

that thing caused more owls to die than any sort of owl-specific deadly illness.

Apparently you need to confirm 3 times too.

...that can't be fucking right? I know I say stuff like "trust in the YOLO" or GET IN THAT ASS when it comes to melds/crafting but even I wouldn't risk a 1.4% chance to succeed (losing the Relic Nexus in the first place) on a Relic Nexus. Although... what if the devs pretty much put that in there to screw with the player? As in a fortune favors the bold type thing. EDIT : Apparently it's a massive troll and will convert at a 100% rate. It's the final nail in a masterpiece named "we're evil bastards and you love it (the final relic quest)."

RESERVED BECAUSE I'LL EVEN DO FICTIONAL FRAME DATA THAT IS JUST HOW MUCH I AM INTO FIGHTING GAMES. All right then. Since most people went ArcSysWorks and ANIMEEEEE I'll go that route. Character Name Kellach Sinclair Woods (abbreviated to Kellach on char select and in-game UI) Theme umJZVQEuBU0 Stage Description Summerford Farms, 3 AM Moveset Description This is for Kellach as a Marauder/Warrior. He's more than that (and really the MNK version of Kell would essentially be Hakan/Beowulf/Wolf Hawkfield/Jaycee rolled into one character so...) but let's keep it damned simple. Format : Move name (command) - Startup - Active - Recovery - Adv. on Hit - Adv. on Block - Special effects NORMAL MOVES 5P - 3 - 2 - 3 +3 +0 6P - 12 - 6 - 8 - +10 - -6 - *Upper-body invincibility from start of active frames to end of active frames 5K - 7 - 4 - 6 +5 +2 5S - 10 - 6 - 13 +0* - -6 *Launches on counter-hit 5HS - 22 - 6 - 15 +1 - -14 Dust - 22 2P - 4 - 2 - 3 - +2 +0 2K - 6 - 3 - 5 - +3 -2 2S - 7 - 5 - 9 - +3 -1 2HS (HS) - 7 - 5 - 20 - * -23 * (HS)Launches on hit, Jump Cancellable 2D - 13 - 8 - 4 - * -6 *Sweeps on hit 8P - 8K - 8S - 8HS - 8D - 8 - * - xx - * - +1 - *Active until landing, causes hard knockdown. Special Moves Special 1: Special 2: Special 3: Special 4 Limit Breaks: Inner Beast: Limit Break 2: Instant Kill: Instant Kill: 25 - 10 - N/A - -20 - *Removes LB gauge on miss. Nemesis: Do they have an enemy of note? A special boss they defeat in their campaign? Intro Quotes General 1: General 2: General 3: Get back, Pinchyshell. This one's serious! Win Quotes General 1: General 2: General 3: Next time, they're all yours Pinchyshell!

Kell will never get the thing. Whether that be Ragnarok, /embrace or w/e. THAT WON'T KEEP ME FROM TRYING.

Drest's postmoogle story is sad, but it's the first time I wished a FedEx quest would actually, y'know, have me FedEx. I wanna see him get over his PTSD.

...and now I have an image of Warren being all sultansworn like until someone steps up to his face and he straight up poison mists them.

(I knew it wasn't entirely a Naruto thing because Jiraya's a persona in P4 -.-) * * * I. want. Mauh's. choker. Also can't make a wrestling joke 'round here

good thing i never intended to roll ninja. but for sanity purposes, if I ever did and managed to get a Yoshimitsu up to that level I would pretend that we're talking about this Sasuke.

One of the postmoogle quest titles isn't translated. GOOD JOB LOC TEAM.

Yeah, when they said they wanted to help people advance, I didn't expect that much. Dang. Gonna be able to craft me some maid outfit using the 3-star genderless skirt.

I'll believe it when I see it. I'm liking this patch as someone who got into the game late. That being said, I can see why people would not find much of anything there.

Geeze I forgot this was patch day. EDIT : AWRIGHT NEW POSTMOOGLE! Jesus did they make it easier to break into 3-star crafting. Severely neutered the amount of HQ items needed for the artisan shit. The Artisan Weapons are now no longer unique, allowing for an easier time for non-Goldsmith Desynthers. Tomorrow, after hospital visit, it's Postmoogle then crafting stuff most likely.

Ain't nobody reads that shit so why should I update it?

Obviously it started when I was a kid and we'd play TMNT and I'd pick raph because he was a brooding badass (in the live-action movie which was the GREATEST THING EVER at the time) I was 5 OKAY. Then I'd just play pretend with other things because the internet wasn't as widely available back then. Also knew that it was "shameful" so I hid that shit for when I was alone. (REST RESERVED FOR THERAPIST) Actual internet RP only started when I discovered the internet. For me, at that point, my exposure to roleplaying games were D&D and JRPGs with set characters such as Final Fantasy. It's really only when I first started in the wonderful world of fanfiction that I discovered RP as a collaborative storytelling experience and only when I hit a certain forum (which then had its inhabitants split from that forum because the admins wanted to overhaul the RP forum for... reasons I really didn't understand and I'm sure you'd explain it to me now and I'd still go "wat") Then I started to play CoH. I was looking for RP but also wanted to play with my friends. I lucked out as I was on a server that ended up having both - Robust if small RP community and where my friends played (Hint : It wasn't Paragon or Virtue). After that I just started looking for RP everywhere I went because it flexes the creative muscles and allows me to push boundaries that I wouldn't otherwise push. Funnily enough it's because of RP that I got into wrestling as much as I did. I also skipped over efedding. I also LARPed but fell out of it due to the lack of quality LARPs around here.