The person above your post is now your spouse!

[Asmodean]

NO matter who it is Asmo would wonder how much damn whiskey he drank for him to end up married.

 

Asmo would slam his head in for a while thinking himself having a bad dream or something. After a few bells of nothing change he would just sigh. He'd see very quickly how fake his "wife" was. Then he would avoid ever letting her see the aytheic scars that cover the better half of  his chest.

[Manari]

Manari: "I am told that we are married.  I do not understand what that means.  Explain it to me!"

 

If she somehow ended up married to anyone that wasn't a Keeper male, it probably isn't going to be a very long marriage, unless they are very charming and can convince her they love the Twelveswood a whole heck of a lot.

[C'kayah Polaali]

C'kayah: "Married? What? Was it arranged? Well, we'll have to make the best of it. I'm living in the Shroud already. Yes. With my cousin, Miah. Yes. That Miah. Wait! Where are you going?"

[Sylentmana]

We are married now?! Well, I hope you are ready to get down and...accept your miserable, sexless marriage to a cold and emotionally distant miqo'te woman.

[ɴᴘᴄ]

Hm, yes... what you describe... yes, I believe it will suit me just fine.

[Miss Gaz]

Wouldn't like him travelling a lot or putting himself at risk.

[Kai Motokawa]

It's a FemRoe. It's clearly gonna be fucking amazing!

(Kai would be worried though.)

[Asmodean]

Hmmm... likes Chocolates and dislikes strong booze (whiskey in this case) and quite people. Lets just act like none of this marriage nonsense every happened. We seem just too different.

 

Asmo would start to wonder why people thinking marrying him off as he is clearly trash out of his mind at the moment is a good idea.

[Miss Gaz]

It's a FemRoe. It's clearly gonna be fucking amazing!

(Kai would be worried though.)

Well thank you.

[Melodia]

Ahh yes. Now this....will be a good time.

 

Er...I mean "good marriage"

 

*Nods until you believe me*

[Spethah]

How screwed am I? I'll have to check the bed sheets first.

[Little Yuna]

Grumpy? Oh dear I don't think this'll work out

[Cliodhna Eoghan]

sorry sweetie, not into scales...or girls. *hands over divorce papers* no hard feelings, i'll even help ya find someone else ;3

[Martiallais]

Hmm. I think we could make this work out okay. 8-)

[Aaron]

"I'm sure you're a very charming man and all but uhh. . . . . We've been set up dude, tear up those papers and pretend this never happened. Matter of fact, lets ask someone to erase our memories."

[Kurt S.]

'I'll just quietly accept this. Yes indeed."

[Steel Wolf]

You were always going to be mine, Kat. Y'just never knew it... ^w^

[Melodia]

WRONG! Steel is mine! *Drags off to the Honeymoon*

[Aya]

*runs from flying pans*

[Asmodean]

I'd be cool with this. Asmo on the other hand...

 

Asmodean : "WHY IS IT ALWAYS MIQO'TE!?!?" They would get along at least... until the whole sleeping together part. Needs more whiskey.... a lot more.

 

Edit: Then ninja by Aya. Same as about for the most part. Just drop the whole shouting about miqo'te thing.

[Aoi Fukiku]

I'd be cool with this. Asmo on the other hand...

 

Asmodean : "WHY IS IT ALWAYS MIQO'TE!?!?" They would get along at least... until the whole sleeping together part. Needs more whiskey.... a lot more.

 

Edit: Then ninja by Aya. Same as about for the most part. Just just the whole shouting about miqo'te thing.

*drags Asmodean off*

 

You owe me a honeymoon, babycakes.

[Desu Nee]

* Sees Above *

 

[Miss Gaz]

They could draw each other like French girls.

[Khunbish Avagnar]

Aiswynd isn't sure how up the creek he is being that it's a Roegadame. . . probably fairly likely, especially if she likes to go out into deep water.

[Michikyou]

P-piggyback rides, across Eorzea please. Husbando~