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Here John is, arriving late, for the Runestone.  Just make out the edge of Warren's armor at the side of the shot.  If I get to attend another one, John may try to compete in it.

 

 

Oh man. I SEE XAVARIAN IN THERE. During the fight that lasted forever because Nigel and him kept rolling 2 on attack rolls. No, seriously. It was amazing and terrible.

 

Wait, there is a grindstone version for casters???? Why didn't I know this :l?

 

And yesss. Here is the event thinger: http://ffxiv-roleplayers.com/calendar.php?action=event&eid=333

 

There's a discussion thread for it somewhere too, I just couldn't find it as quick.

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So I was running roulette on Kestlona and got a good pug group.  Well, while we were waiting for one of the group to get back from a quick afk, the tank spotted this below the bridge.

 

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Any idea about this.  I haven't run hard mode for Tam-Tara on my main yet to know if this might be part of it.

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The only thing that could make this pic gayer is if Bryn was surrounded by Femroe strippers.

 

Rainbows, Fairies, a Knight and a dancing Princess... just needs a Unicorn for my fantasy!

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....

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Any minute now...oh, there she is! 

 

*clears throat* 

 

What is?! A chocobo, a magitek car?! No!

 

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It's Leanne Delphium, postwoman extraordinaire! Doing her best to deliver letters before people notice they don't have any!

 

Leanne: *pant pant* "Hate...desert...deliveries...!" *pant pant*

 

Why she's not riding a chocobo?! No idea. Let's get to it...!

 

 

 

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Leanne: *pant pant* "Letter...f-for..house of M-Mr...Immortal Flame..."

Immortal Flame Soldier: "...Wrong address kiddo."

Leanne: "...ffffffff-"

 

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Leanne: "A delivery for- oh gosh a drug dealer!"

Drug Dealer: "Shit, it's the delivery woman! Where's my courier?!"

Leanne: "He got lazy and decided to send your package through mail. I'm calling the cops."

Drug Dealer: "Motherfu-"

 

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Gil Seller #1: "Wheehjscre's oourrrr llleeeehjdxsvcter!"

Gil Seller #2: "Poooohjxstwooomabvsan's laavcydtee!"

Leanne: "Not s-stepping into this room...n-nope..."

 

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Leanne: "Fire!" *blam*

Maelstrom Soldier: "What you're doing?!"

Leanne: "Firing letters to house far and far away, with the purpose of ensuring an even quicker delivery for you! That reminds me, sir, you have a letter. Fire!"

Maelstrom Soldier: "OH GODS NOO-"

 

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Sylph: "This one require drug-this one means, recreative substances one!"

Leanne: "No can do...guy's in jail now. Here's a letter to you!"

Sylph: "...This one's going to jail one?! Letter one daughter one of a whore one!"

 

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Leanne: "Delivery for a Ms. and Ms. ERP-"

Ms. and Ms. ERP: *Strange, weird moans*

Leanne: "O-Oh gosh! No, no, no! This is so wrong! No! My eyes! NOO!"

 

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W-Well, suppose that's i-it for now! R-Remember, s-s-send your letters dutifully, a-a-and she w-will make s-sure to d-d-deliver them!

 

M-My eyes...

 

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Leanne: "I-I didn't know you could do this w-with a glass cup...s-sending myself some b-b-brain b-bleach..."

 

 

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The only thing that could make this pic gayer is if Bryn was surrounded by Femroe strippers.

 

Rainbows, Fairies, a Knight and a dancing Princess... just needs a Unicorn for my fantasy!

 

-orders a pallet's worth of popcorn-

 

I got you some popcorn

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But I eated it.

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damn it feels good to be a pontiff

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NOT A SPECK OF LIGHT IS SHOWING

SO THE DANGER MUST BE GROWING

ARE THE FIRES OF HELL A-GLOWING

IS THE GRISLY REAPER MOWING

YES, THE DANGER MUST BE GROWING

FOR THE ROWERS KEEP ON ROWING

AND THEY'RE CERTAINLY NOT SHOWING

ANY SIGNS THAT THEY ARE SLOWING

 

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