Where does everyone poop.

[Aysun]

We already know Titan poops weapons. As for the others.. aetheric poop. Smells of roses.

 

Ifrit does as well.

[Faye]

Faye is a lady, and ladies don't poop. Easy.

[Delilah Scythewood]

*reads all the previous comments. Sits there, calls her boyfriend in Skype*

 

"Baby, do we have any extra room in the plans for our personal house?"

[TheLastCandle]

Faye is a lady, and ladies don't poop. Easy.

 

Ohhhh yes they do. Fluffy woman poo.

 

Source: Have been living with lady for approx. 3 years

[DreamedReality]

Faye is a lady, and ladies don't poop. Easy.

 

 

 

 

 

(an exerpt from the children's book...)

 

[Haven's Fox]

 

The album in question!

[Ciel]

FFXIV is a large expansive world, but there is one thing it seems to lack, toilets. Not just toilets, no chamber pots, outhouses, latrines, etc.

 

How does your character deal with living in this strange toiletless world? Does anyone even poop in eorzea? Do miqote bury it like cats? Does it return to the aether like a slain primal?

 

Has anyone spotted an elusive toilet somewhere in the wild?

 

I made a chamber pot for my room.  Walnut cartonnier + terracotta pot + glade chair.  So there's at least one when I come home.

[Mr. Wolfdog]

I wonder what kind of poop a primal would make. Some are obvious:

 

Titan : Rock Poop

 

Ifrit: Fiery Magma Poop

 

Levi: Watery Poop

 

Some are harder to find out.

 

Garuda : Bird Poop?

 

Ramuh : Beard Poop?

 

Moggle : Sparkly Poop?

 

So many questions...

 

Well.. where did you think elemental crystals were coming from?

[Kage]

I... that reddit album! Thank you for remembering the link!

[Ta'kheo Nunh]

*reads all the previous comments. Sits there, calls her boyfriend in Skype*

 

"Baby, do we have any extra room in the plans for our personal house?"

 

Come up with a litter box too, so Kheo can come visit. 

 

Also a cat tree.

[Jazz Egi]

Wouldn't you like to know? Join the Plumbers' Guild today and find out this as well as:

 

Waste disposal's role in the creation of morbols!

How to access the forbidden Toilet Aethernet!

The Plumbers' Guild's role in dumping accumulated waste on castrums via airship!

[Gaspard]

The truly disturbing thought is;

 

If Eorzia is more in the medieval then technologically advanced vein, and takes more to European old countries..well then;

 

All our chars probably shit in buckets and simply throw the feces out the window in a glorious splat.

[TheLastCandle]

Pretty sure I've had neighbors here in good ol' Tennesee who do that anyway.

[Roswyn]

I know a dude that RP's one of the Allegan chairs as a toilet.

 

He's about ERP so he'll like....get done with it then go over and RP using it with the other person still laying in the bed.

 

I wish I was making this up.

[Dat Oni]

Edgar uses the restroom like any decent, civilized Eorzean citizen.

 

What do you mean, "what restroom?" Why it's right here. See the door?

 

 

I don't know why nobody else uses it. They must be blind.

[Unnamed Mercenary]

Edgar uses the restroom like any decent, civilized Eorzean citizen.

 

What do you mean, "what restroom?" Why it's right here. See the door?

 

 

I don't know why nobody else uses it. They must be blind.

 

Well, everyone knows Garleans are capable of being sanitary. I dunno about those Eorzeans though...

[Aduu Avagnar]

The Yatag house is over a cliff for more than just the pretty view.....

[DreamedReality]

[111]

 

It takes some skill to combine a bible reference with a poop joke.

[Unnamed Mercenary]

[picture]

 

It takes some skill to combine a bible reference with a poop joke.

 

The English localization team is pretty awesome.

[LiadansWhisper]

This thread made my night.

[Crisiet]

 

No more spicy food for you, Ser Liautroix.

 

...

 

I'm not sorry.

[Jana]

 

Seems they're not really latrines, back to square 1!

(One can assume there actually are latrines somewhere else; I'd always assumed a dug latrine would be what did it for soldiers and adventurers in the field.)