Now, when you want me to be more English, are we talking "Prithee, kindly shrew, wouldst thou escort mineself to yonder Quicksand anon?" or "Oi! 'Ere canna bloke get pissed with a bit o' crumpet 'round 'ere? Me knackers're a bit peckish! Scurry along 'n there'll be a bit 'o drink innit fer ye!"?
Either to suit, let loose the dialects of mirth and cry hussar!
And I may be a witch but I be no shrew!