T'caska Khevo Posted March 24, 2015 Share #1 Posted March 24, 2015 If your character had a Facebook page of their own, as if Facebook was present in Eorzea, what would be their last status? T'caska's would be probably be... "Time to wake up.... Ugh, Remind me not to sleep in trees, the fall alone almost killed me! #badidea #fivemoreminutes #shroudlife - checked in at New Gridania Aetheryte Plaze" Link to comment
Val Posted March 24, 2015 Share #2 Posted March 24, 2015 Val's would be: "omw 2 git fukd up lol cent w8 2 git dat puzi 2nite ilubby" Link to comment
Aya Posted March 24, 2015 Share #3 Posted March 24, 2015 A string of selfies with little or no context or explanatory text 1 Link to comment
Val Posted March 24, 2015 Share #4 Posted March 24, 2015 A string of selfies with little or no context or explanatory text All liked by Val with compliments such as "bby u r bootiful ;)" 1 Link to comment
Aaron Posted March 24, 2015 Share #5 Posted March 24, 2015 "Facebook needs a dislike button. " Link to comment
Aoi Fukiku Posted March 24, 2015 Share #6 Posted March 24, 2015 Brianna stares at computer/Facebook. Stares some more Realizes Aether sensing does not allow her to read screens. Flips computer desk in anger! Link to comment
Aysun Posted March 24, 2015 Share #7 Posted March 24, 2015 Picture of a river. "Fishing again." -- feeling bored Link to comment
Chris Ganale Posted March 24, 2015 Share #8 Posted March 24, 2015 Chao's would stand out because she would normally post at least three times a day, but her latest one would be four days old (today) and be a picture of some dead Garlean assassins in the Drowning Wench with the caption, "Catch me if you can, bucketheads." Link to comment
Delilah Scythewood Posted March 24, 2015 Share #9 Posted March 24, 2015 Lili: There'd be pictures of Ado and Mikh'a in either adorable outfits or hanging together as well as shared recipes, family pictures, and those of date night for her and Locke. A lot of times she'd tag people in the photos just to make them look. Then she'd have a separate account for work. Xelra: Would have an account but would lurk and rarely, if ever, post anything unless it was to tell someone they were an idiot. Sara and Dei: "Did mom tag us in that photo again?" "Yup!" "IT'S THE SAME FUCKING OUTFIT JUST IN BLUE." Khavan: *whistles to himself as he finds hot Elezen boys to oogle* Link to comment
Zhavi Posted March 24, 2015 Share #10 Posted March 24, 2015 zhi would be that annoying wannabe thug posting pictures of her "scores" and talking about her homies or whatever and dissing the local law enforcement as being stupid and incapable. There would be copious amounts of bragging and asshattery and lots of lowbrow humor. .....this is assuming she ever learned to read or write. If she did, she wouldn't pay much attention to silly things like grammar and spelling. Link to comment
Brynhilde Posted March 24, 2015 Share #11 Posted March 24, 2015 Brynhilde is feeling : Annoyed I'm done. I'm so done. Link to comment
Titor Posted March 24, 2015 Share #12 Posted March 24, 2015 "Why is it so hard to find the components I need in Eorzea!?!" Link to comment
Aduu Avagnar Posted March 24, 2015 Share #13 Posted March 24, 2015 The YTC would be that annoying sponsored shop advert. Nako: *picture of several of bottles of spirits* couldn't sleep again, alcohol having even less effect than normal. Memevachi: *picture of new minion* perfected goodnew turneymove today! Link to comment
Cliodhna Eoghan Posted March 24, 2015 Share #14 Posted March 24, 2015 The YTC would be that annoying sponsored shop advert. Nako: *picture of several of bottles of spirits* couldn't sleep again, alcohol having even less effect than normal. Memevachi: *picture of new minion* perfected goodnew turneymove today! *clicks don't show me this ad again* *comments on nako's status* cause you need stronger shit, broseph. ;p *comments on meme's status* sooo cuuuteee!!!! we need to meet up so i can see it in person!! <3<3<3 *updates own status* lost track of time in the hanger again...forgot to eat and passed out on deck, but i got another airship re-rigged! youkio's fbook activity would consist of stalking clio's photos and trying to look for anything female/single in the limsa area. should also note he has two facebooks; one he uses for above actions and one that's more clean cut he uses that has his mom added. Link to comment
Michikyou Posted March 24, 2015 Share #15 Posted March 24, 2015 Pictures of her food. "Wow! Look at this food. The Bismarck outdid itself again!" Link to comment
ChewableMorphine Posted March 24, 2015 Share #16 Posted March 24, 2015 [align=center]Hey guys, just bought this Lamborghini here, fun to drive around in the Hollywood Hills... 8-)[/align] [align=center][/align] Link to comment
Makyn Loneseeker Posted March 24, 2015 Share #17 Posted March 24, 2015 "There's simple, simple steps that you can follow to do what I do!" (in response to Flynts post) Makyn: "Yeah, so... Anyone want to do anything?" Link to comment
Aya Posted March 24, 2015 Share #18 Posted March 24, 2015 Aya, Momodi, and Monsieur Fats (All credit to Shotgun Shuffle): Link to comment
Kellach Woods Posted March 24, 2015 Share #19 Posted March 24, 2015 Kellach Woods i'd show you my selfies but facebook took em down for pornographic content Kellach Woods new profile pic - check out my lip gloss y'all Kellach Woods currently at the gold saucer getting my gold sauced lmao Kellach Woods 'that outfit is not historically accurate Kechire wore pants!' brother stop being a prude and get on the loincloth train maybe your jimmies won't be as rustled Kellach Woods *pic of slain Morbol* who wants a salad Kellach Woods *pic of morbol salad* this tastes horrible why did i do this Link to comment
Cliodhna Eoghan Posted March 24, 2015 Share #20 Posted March 24, 2015 [align=center]Hey guys, just bought this Lamborghini here, fun to drive around in the Hollywood Hills... 8-)[/align] [align=center][/align] *comments* wtf why is there a bookcase in your garage? >.> Link to comment
Maril Posted March 24, 2015 Share #21 Posted March 24, 2015 (For today) Nailah Quill: "Oh my god I am so hungover.. Why am I sober.. Why am I being served water.. This is torture.. " (In general) Nailah Quill: "Today has been the most tragic day of all. We ran out of Wine. Had to travel for half a day to get to a supplier. Neglected paperwork. Worth it." "I wonder if I'll ever recruit someone who is not a Miqo'te" "Hey guys do you know anyone who sells Bacchus at a discounted price?" "I need to hire a secretary" "Do I smell fire? I think I smell fire. Did someone set fire to the house AGAIN?!" (In general)Thala'to: (Selfies everywhere) Thala'to: "Hey guys just posting a picture of my spontaneous purchase! It looks SO cute on me!" (Picture of self in new garment) Thala'to: "Just ran 10 laps around the Goblet! So refreshing!" Thala'to: "On my way to visit my friends!" (6 hrs later) "On my way back home!" Thala'to: "Did you guys know that you have to eat fish three times a week? I decided to eat fish six times a week and I feel great!" Thala'to: "100 situps? Can I do it? Of course I can! Feel that burn!" Thala'to: "Oh twelve. OH TWELVE. My hands are too calloused!! Someone send me some creme, I left mine in Limsa.." Link to comment
ChewableMorphine Posted March 24, 2015 Share #22 Posted March 24, 2015 [align=center]Hey guys, just bought this Lamborghini here, fun to drive around in the Hollywood Hills... 8-)[/align] [align=center][/align] *comments* wtf why is there a bookcase in your garage? >.> Why is cleavage your profile picture? If you wanted a V-neck at least wear a cardigan... Link to comment
Cliodhna Eoghan Posted March 24, 2015 Share #23 Posted March 24, 2015 Why is cleavage your profile picture? If you wanted a V-neck at least wear a cardigan... cause my cupcakes are amazing. and cardigans are overrated .....still sayin you shopped that ;p Link to comment
Erik Mynhier Posted March 24, 2015 Share #24 Posted March 24, 2015 Erik had a facebook for a while to keep up with family, only to remember they were all dead. Also Erik is to busy for facebook with grownup life. Though he does like and finds time for google+. Link to comment
Cliodhna Eoghan Posted March 24, 2015 Share #25 Posted March 24, 2015 Erik had a facebook for a while to keep up with family, only to remember they were all dead. Also Erik is to busy for facebook with grownup life. Though he does like and finds time for google+. cause no one uses google+ ....;p Link to comment
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